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Humorous Encouragement for Friends or Relatives

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Inside Text: No matter what the world throws at you, kick some grass on that shit and move on.
Artist: David Dehner
Product Id: 1065337
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No matter what the world throws at you, kick some grass on that shit and move on.

Twas the Night After Christmas Humorous Card

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Inside Text: Twas the night after Christmas, and Santa was soused, All the presents delivered, all the elves tuckered out And what to Santa's wandering eyes should appear, But a bottle of wine, and a tipsy reindeer He sprang to his feet, and they shared some good cheer, They thought of the plans, they would make for next year And I heard him exclaim, before he passed out, Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
Artist: David Dehner
Product Id: 1070095
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Twas the night after Christmas, and Santa was soused, All the presents delivered, all the elves tuckered out And what to Santa's wandering eyes should appear, But a bottle of wine, and a tipsy reindeer He sprang to his feet, and they shared some good cheer, They thought of the plans, they would make for next year And I heard him exclaim, before he passed out, Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night.