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Alternative card from a PO'd female cartoon

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Inside Text: ... bite my ass. There are far more words than three I could unleash but I'll just stick with those for now, asshole.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1429328
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... bite my ass. There are far more words than three I could unleash but I'll just stick with those for now, asshole.

Amusing screw you and your horse cartoon

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Inside Text: ... and the horse you rode in on.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1437112
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... and the horse you rode in on.

Goodbye and May the Devil Be the Celebrity You…

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Inside Text: There won't be any lines when you meet the celeb you're destined to meet. Goodbye and fare poorly.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1671052
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There won't be any lines when you meet the celeb you're destined to meet. Goodbye and fare poorly.

Announcement of Finding New Job and Leaving Misfit…

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Inside Text: I wanted you to know I've moved to a new job. The last one was intolerable. Wish me luck!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1674386
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I wanted you to know I've moved to a new job. The last one was intolerable. Wish me luck!

Blank Any Occasion Stable Boy for the Apocalyptic…

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Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1674390
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A Happy Birthday from the Troll on the 328th Year

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Inside Text: Celebrate your 328th birthday like the last couple hundred, you old troll.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1728794
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Celebrate your 328th birthday like the last couple hundred, you old troll.