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Here's a GIANT straw! Suck the life out of someone…

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Inside Text: WILL YOU SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF SOMEONE ELSE?
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 944402

WILL YOU SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF SOMEONE ELSE?

Voodoo Love Doll and Love Spell to Hex a Former…

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Inside Text: After careful consideration, I request 'The Ultimate Revenge' spell! I am requesting psychic contact so that my Ex may feel the wrath of my anger! I want him to be sorry that he ever messed with Me. Than I want to feel free & empowered to experience the healthy, lasting relationship that I deserve. (This powerful spell should only be cast if a person has truly done you wrong.)
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 990975

After careful consideration, I request 'The Ultimate Revenge' spell! I am requesting psychic contact so that my Ex may feel the wrath of my anger! I want him to be sorry that he ever messed with Me. Than I want to feel free & empowered to experience the healthy, lasting relationship that I deserve. (This powerful spell should only be cast if a person has truly done you wrong.)

Tell that special person how full of it they are…

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Inside Text: ... YOU'RE FULL OF IT!
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 1377810

... YOU'RE FULL OF IT!

Annoying people can bite me! Green Mosquito Humor

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Inside Text: bite me ...
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 872215

bite me ...

Thinking of you makes me ill! Woman Green Nauseous

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Inside Text: ... and became instantly nauseous.
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 872217

... and became instantly nauseous.

You Bug Me! Ladybug

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Inside Text: you bug me
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 872239

you bug me

Congratulations on kicking him out, giving him the…

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Inside Text: Heard You Gave Him the Boot!!!
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 872263

Heard You Gave Him the Boot!!!

LoSt MaRbLeS tOo!!

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Inside Text: ...heard you lost yours some time ago.
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 872268

...heard you lost yours some time ago.

Bang!

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Inside Text: I'D SHOOT MYSELF
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 872271

I'D SHOOT MYSELF

Broken Heart, repaired, never again!

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Inside Text: NEVER AGAIN!
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 872378

NEVER AGAIN!

Now beat it and go away!

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Inside Text: NOW BEAT IT!
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 872383

NOW BEAT IT!

One way ticket to Hell!

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Inside Text: NOW GO TO HELL!
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 872388

NOW GO TO HELL!

Piss off & go away, chef, pitchfork!

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Inside Text: ... PISS OFF!
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 872391

... PISS OFF!

I Am Greater Than You!

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Inside Text: period
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 872395

period

Stop trying to feed me the same old crap!

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Inside Text: Stop trying to feed me the same old crap!
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 872419

Stop trying to feed me the same old crap!

Try that pill, dignity!

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Inside Text: Try THAT Pill
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 872439

Try THAT Pill

Screw you!

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Inside Text: YOU
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 872448

YOU

You're a pain in my ass!

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Inside Text: END OF STORY
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 872450

END OF STORY

BLAH, Blah, shut your pie hole!

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Inside Text: SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE ALREADY!
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 873354

SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE ALREADY!

Ten characters says it all, text message, I love…

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Inside Text: I_LOVE_YOU
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 876129

I_LOVE_YOU

Let me sum it up, die, go to hell!

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Inside Text: 1st step: DROP DEAD 2nd step: GO TO HELL
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 876130

1st step: DROP DEAD 2nd step: GO TO HELL

You fill my heart with hate!

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Inside Text: You Fill My Heart with Hate!
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 876991

You Fill My Heart with Hate!

Blank speech bubbles to be Filled in by sender…

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Inside Text: THE HEART NEVER LIES!
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 885815

THE HEART NEVER LIES!

Blank speech bubbles to be Filled in by sender…

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Inside Text: THE HEART NEVER LIES!
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 885816

THE HEART NEVER LIES!