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Mr. Big Nose
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Grandpa enjoyed both. |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 155598 |
Grandpa enjoyed both.
Lingerie Shop
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Want to go shopping? |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 170512 |
Want to go shopping?
Church Sex
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | For some reason, I thought of you when I saw this card! |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 170640 |
For some reason, I thought of you when I saw this card!
Va Va Va Voom
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | We haven't left the house in days. |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 207543 |
We haven't left the house in days.
Welcome Home - Need Sex
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | NOW. |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 209726 |
NOW.
Welcome Home Lover
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | OR DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU? |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 214161 |
OR DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU?
Prime Cougar Meat
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy Birthday You're not getting older you're now Prime Cougar Meat! |
| Artist: | Kevin Middleton |
| Product Id: | 228330 |
Happy Birthday You're not getting older you're now Prime Cougar Meat!
Longhorn
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Horny?!? |
| Artist: | Kevin Middleton |
| Product Id: | 232311 |
Horny?!?
Mad Love
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | But there is also always some reason in madness. Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900) |
| Artist: | Noelle Hunt |
| Product Id: | 234916 |
But there is also always some reason in madness. Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900)
Want to Get Sweaty ?
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Then come upstairs! (and clean the bathroom) THEN ... |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 250737 |
Then come upstairs! (and clean the bathroom) THEN ...
Spooning
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | ...I PEED ON YOU WHILE WE WERE SPOONING. |
| Artist: | Afterthoughtsllc |
| Product Id: | 263300 |
...I PEED ON YOU WHILE WE WERE SPOONING.
Kiss
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | ...I MADE OUT WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND IN FRONT OF YOU. |
| Artist: | Afterthoughtsllc |
| Product Id: | 263307 |
...I MADE OUT WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND IN FRONT OF YOU.
Forgot
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | ...I FORGOT YOUR NAME! |
| Artist: | Afterthoughtsllc |
| Product Id: | 263311 |
...I FORGOT YOUR NAME!
Falling
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | ...YOU FELL DOWN THE STAIRS! |
| Artist: | Afterthoughtsllc |
| Product Id: | 263315 |
...YOU FELL DOWN THE STAIRS!
Slap
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | ...I SLAPPED YOU! |
| Artist: | Afterthoughtsllc |
| Product Id: | 264160 |
...I SLAPPED YOU!
Caught
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | ...I SLEPT WITH YOUR: SISTER BROTHER ROOMATE OTHER (CHECK ALL THAT APPLY) |
| Artist: | Afterthoughtsllc |
| Product Id: | 264164 |
...I SLEPT WITH YOUR: SISTER BROTHER ROOMATE OTHER (CHECK ALL THAT APPLY)
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