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We want Sleds

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Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 158038
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My Uncle Tooter

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Inside Text: Now let's see ... who comes to mind? Well, Happy Holidays!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 158042
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Now let's see ... who comes to mind? Well, Happy Holidays!

Dad ain't Santa

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Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 158044
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Sad Soldier Boy

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Inside Text: Who does this sound like? Happy Holidays!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 158048
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Who does this sound like? Happy Holidays!

Santa caved

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Inside Text: Santas these days. They're all lame. Happy Holidays!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 158050
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Santas these days. They're all lame. Happy Holidays!

Mom's booze

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Inside Text: Happy Holidays!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 158054
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Happy Holidays!

Feeling Christmas Cocky

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Inside Text: How deep are your pockets? Happy Holidays!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 163173
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How deep are your pockets? Happy Holidays!

Christmas Shopaholics

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Inside Text: Shopping is always so much fun with you! Happy Holidays!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 163273
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Shopping is always so much fun with you! Happy Holidays!

Christmas Light bulb Moment

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Inside Text: Do we know anyone like this? I think so! Happy Holidays!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 163324
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Do we know anyone like this? I think so! Happy Holidays!

Christmas Casanova

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Inside Text: Do we know anyone like this? Hmmm ... Happy Holidays!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 163330
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Do we know anyone like this? Hmmm ... Happy Holidays!

Christmas Bailout

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Inside Text: Clearly we have been wrong all these years, see - MONEY DOES GROW ON TREES! Happy Holidays!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 169720
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Clearly we have been wrong all these years, see - MONEY DOES GROW ON TREES! Happy Holidays!

Christmas Baby- FUNNY

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Inside Text: I know how you like surprises! Merry Christmas !
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 238749
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I know how you like surprises! Merry Christmas !

Merry Christmas Bro

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Inside Text: Just Kidding! (mostly) Merry Christmas !
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 239159
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Just Kidding! (mostly) Merry Christmas !

Celebrate Christmas - Funny

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Inside Text: And this is before Mom cut its head off to get it ready for the big meal ya know. Happy Holidays!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 246087
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And this is before Mom cut its head off to get it ready for the big meal ya know. Happy Holidays!

Christmas Masturbation

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Inside Text: Christmas Living room conversations are notorious for their wild topic swings. Happy Holidays!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 382723
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Christmas Living room conversations are notorious for their wild topic swings. Happy Holidays!

Christmas Lesbian Sex

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Inside Text: Christmas Living room conversations are notorious for their wild topic swings. Happy Holidays!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 382740
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Christmas Living room conversations are notorious for their wild topic swings. Happy Holidays!

Dads Feet

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Inside Text: Hope your Christmas Holiday is going better than ours! Merry Christmas!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 397189
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Hope your Christmas Holiday is going better than ours! Merry Christmas!

Dads is no King - Christmas

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Inside Text: Many useful things are coming out in therapy. One day, I may forgive him. Not there yet. Have a Merry Christmas!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 397499
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Many useful things are coming out in therapy. One day, I may forgive him. Not there yet. Have a Merry Christmas!

Santa Never Came

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Inside Text: Flashbacks to childhood I guess. You have a nice Christmas though.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 413458
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Flashbacks to childhood I guess. You have a nice Christmas though.

Christmas - Humor

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Inside Text: It's best to disguise our true feelings, or else none of us would ever get along. Merry Christmas
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 421795
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It's best to disguise our true feelings, or else none of us would ever get along. Merry Christmas

Christmas Crafting Humor - Silent Night

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Inside Text: Your creativity only gets more interesting! Yes, that's the right word to use. Interesting. Happy Holidays!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 431738
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Your creativity only gets more interesting! Yes, that's the right word to use. Interesting. Happy Holidays!

Christmas Humor - Vintage Retro

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Inside Text: I hope you aren't lonely this Holiday Season! Happy Holidays!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 495766
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I hope you aren't lonely this Holiday Season! Happy Holidays!

Christmas Celebration - Retro

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Inside Text: Drunk and Depressed and remembering how it used to be. Merry Christmas
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 496950
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Drunk and Depressed and remembering how it used to be. Merry Christmas

Bathroom Christmas Holiday - FUNNY

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Inside Text: No matter what we are doing, we are thinking about you! Happy Holidays!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 506523
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No matter what we are doing, we are thinking about you! Happy Holidays!

Crappy Christmas Holiday - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Just can't wait for this one to "pass." Happy Holidays
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 506527
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Just can't wait for this one to "pass." Happy Holidays

Paper Training Christmas Holiday - FUNNY

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Inside Text: No wonder they call it the "Library." Happy Holidays
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 506528
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No wonder they call it the "Library." Happy Holidays

Fruitcake Christmas Holiday - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Hope you enjoy the Holidays!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 506588
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Hope you enjoy the Holidays!

Fishy Christmas Holiday - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Great fishing aside, I hope you enjoy the Holidays!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 506641
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Great fishing aside, I hope you enjoy the Holidays!

Fishy Christmas Holiday - ADULT FUNNY

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Inside Text: In theory anyway. Enjoy the Holidays!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 506643
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In theory anyway. Enjoy the Holidays!

Fishy Christmas Holiday - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Ah, if only things were this simple! Happy Holidays!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 506662
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Ah, if only things were this simple! Happy Holidays!