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Happy Holidays Handsome

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Inside Text: This time of year puts me in a real giving mood. Interested?
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 250743
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This time of year puts me in a real giving mood. Interested?

Sexy Christmas

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Inside Text: All I want is YOU.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 253891
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All I want is YOU.

Christmas Celebration Sexy - Retro

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Inside Text: Using Christmas caroling as an excuse to go get drunk and screw. Merry Christmas
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 496952
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Using Christmas caroling as an excuse to go get drunk and screw. Merry Christmas

Adult Paper Training Christmas Holiday - FUNNY

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Inside Text: From comic books to porn! Next they will want the Internet in there. Good grief! Happy Holidays
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 506530
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From comic books to porn! Next they will want the Internet in there. Good grief! Happy Holidays

Romantic Christmas Holiday - Mistletoe

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Inside Text: Let the kissing begin! (I Love the Holidays with you!)
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 506555
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Let the kissing begin! (I Love the Holidays with you!)

Sexy Romantic Christmas Holiday - Mistletoe

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Inside Text: You get to advance to the camel toe. Happy Holidays Lover
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 506574
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You get to advance to the camel toe. Happy Holidays Lover

Fishy Christmas Holiday - ADULT FUNNY

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Inside Text: In theory anyway. Enjoy the Holidays!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 506643
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In theory anyway. Enjoy the Holidays!

Christmas Grab - Adult Sexy

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Inside Text: Let you. Let's make this Holiday extra special!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 514684
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Let you. Let's make this Holiday extra special!

Christmas Affection - Adult Sexy

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Inside Text: But those restraining orders can really get in the way this time of year. Happy Holidays!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 514685
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But those restraining orders can really get in the way this time of year. Happy Holidays!

Christmas Romance Adult Sexy

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Inside Text: Let's take off our shoes and go from there. Merry Christmas
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 526081
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Let's take off our shoes and go from there. Merry Christmas

Christmas Spoiled Brat - ADULT

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Inside Text: So how do you want it, Stud? Merry Christmas
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 526199
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So how do you want it, Stud? Merry Christmas

Christmas Accident Boy - FUNNY

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Inside Text: OMG, hilarious, eh! Can't relate at all! Have a Merry Christmas!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 526784
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OMG, hilarious, eh! Can't relate at all! Have a Merry Christmas!

Christmas Frisky Santa - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Can't you tell by the look in my eye why I love Christmas so much too? Let's ...
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 526952
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Can't you tell by the look in my eye why I love Christmas so much too? Let's ...

Christmas Santa Adult Toys - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Don't tell the kids. I just use them as an excuse to deliver the goods to you sexy folks each year. Merry Christmas
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 526958
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Don't tell the kids. I just use them as an excuse to deliver the goods to you sexy folks each year. Merry Christmas

Naughty Santa - Funny

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Inside Text: Then I may give you some money.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 537940
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Then I may give you some money.