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Funny off-color love you/happy birthday to legal…

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Inside Text: It's your birthday and again you're the center of attention. Enjoy your grand day. I love you to the stars and back! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1386730

It's your birthday and again you're the center of attention. Enjoy your grand day. I love you to the stars and back! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Happy Birthday-Caregiver-Abstract Art-Thank You

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Inside Text: The angels give the kindest and most giving hearts to those whose life will be spent caring for others. Thank you for being you! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Angela D. Mathew
Product Id: 1388922

The angels give the kindest and most giving hearts to those whose life will be spent caring for others. Thank you for being you! Happy Birthday!

Amusing birthday greeting for a plumber

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Inside Text: Even God shouldn't try finding a plumber on their birthday. Enjoy your day off! Happy birthday to my favorite plumber!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1391222

Even God shouldn't try finding a plumber on their birthday. Enjoy your day off! Happy birthday to my favorite plumber!

for Massage Therapist Winter Birthday Replenish…

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Inside Text: As a massage therapist,you deserve to have a birthdaythat rubs you the right way!
Artist: ©Doreen Erhardt
Product Id: 1391260

As a massage therapist,you deserve to have a birthdaythat rubs you the right way!

Birthday for Doctor, Black Stethoscope and White…

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Inside Text: Have a wonderful birthday.
Artist: Teri Nelson Kuster
Product Id: 1394062

Have a wonderful birthday.

Hand Lettered Birthday for Nurse, Black…

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Inside Text: Have a wonderful birthday.
Artist: Teri Nelson Kuster
Product Id: 1394064

Have a wonderful birthday.

Birthday for Lawyer, Hear Ye With Gavel and Sound…

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Inside Text: Happy Birthday to you.
Artist: Teri Nelson Kuster
Product Id: 1394066

Happy Birthday to you.

Birthday for Teacher's Aide, Blackboard with…

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Inside Text: Hope you have a wonderful day!
Artist: Teri Nelson Kuster
Product Id: 1394068

Hope you have a wonderful day!

Hand Lettered Outstanding Police Officer Birthday,…

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Inside Text: Have a very Happy Birthday.
Artist: Teri Nelson Kuster
Product Id: 1394074

Have a very Happy Birthday.

Man is calculating how to best blow out the…

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Inside Text: Happy Birthday!
Artist: Patrick Garner
Product Id: 1398564

Happy Birthday!

Funny birthday greeting to a musically talented…

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Inside Text: Music is just one of your talents. Blowing out candles is another. Happy birthday, jazz man!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1399560

Music is just one of your talents. Blowing out candles is another. Happy birthday, jazz man!

Funny Group Birthday Cartoon for Pastor Minister…

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Inside Text: Happy Birthday to our favorite salesperson from your flock!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1402288

Happy Birthday to our favorite salesperson from your flock!

Funny birthday congrats to an obstetrician cartoon

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Inside Text: Doctor, you've seen a crib full of birth days so far. Let's hope you can schedule the celebration of your own birthday. Have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1402534

Doctor, you've seen a crib full of birth days so far. Let's hope you can schedule the celebration of your own birthday. Have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Funny Birthday Cartoon for a Priest

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Inside Text: I'm glad you found a way to lighten your priestly load and take this special day off to be with friends and family. I know I'm part of the line waiting to wish you a happy birthday ... so I do ... Have a blessed birthday!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1402602

I'm glad you found a way to lighten your priestly load and take this special day off to be with friends and family. I know I'm part of the line waiting to wish you a happy birthday ... so I do ... Have a blessed birthday!

Funny happy birthday to bell ringer cartoon

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Inside Text: You can hide your tin foil hat. The ringing you hear is real. Chime in a new year of your life with a rousing, boisterous bell ringer's HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1403374

You can hide your tin foil hat. The ringing you hear is real. Chime in a new year of your life with a rousing, boisterous bell ringer's HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Good Thing You're House Trained - Cat Veterinarian…

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Inside Text: Hope your birthday is filled with treats (even if you don't behave yourself). Happy birthday to our favorite vet!
Artist: Lisa Rotenberg
Product Id: 1403398

Hope your birthday is filled with treats (even if you don't behave yourself). Happy birthday to our favorite vet!

Funny happy birthday dinner invite for Person of…

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Inside Text: Dear Minister, we'd like to wish you a very Happy Birthday and celebrate your birthday by treating you to a dinner in your honor. DETAILS:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1404666

Dear Minister, we'd like to wish you a very Happy Birthday and celebrate your birthday by treating you to a dinner in your honor. DETAILS:

Funny lawyer take a day off happy birthday cartoon

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Inside Text: Take the day off! Even lawyers need to stop once in a while and celebrate milestones. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1406116

Take the day off! Even lawyers need to stop once in a while and celebrate milestones. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Funny male lawyer's birthday Hell reminder cartoon

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Inside Text: No refresher needed to remind you how old you are! Welcome to birthday hell. Have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY anyway!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1406130

No refresher needed to remind you how old you are! Welcome to birthday hell. Have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY anyway!

Funny Moses & happy birthday wishes for pastor…

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Inside Text: My dear Person of the Cloth. Your iron-clad instructions are but one and set in stone. Have the most joyful birthday ever!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1407384

My dear Person of the Cloth. Your iron-clad instructions are but one and set in stone. Have the most joyful birthday ever!

Funny happy birthday flesh-eating lawyer cartoon

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Inside Text: Birthdays are a grave situation alleviated only by eating cake and ice cream. Celebrate your day of birth with carbs and wax, no floss involved. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1408068

Birthdays are a grave situation alleviated only by eating cake and ice cream. Celebrate your day of birth with carbs and wax, no floss involved. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Funny happy birthday wish to your peerless lawyer…

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Inside Text: You are without peer, whether as a lawyer or whether as a collector of years. I'm delighted you're still collected enough to celebrate! Have a happy birthday YOU OLD FOOL!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1408138

You are without peer, whether as a lawyer or whether as a collector of years. I'm delighted you're still collected enough to celebrate! Have a happy birthday YOU OLD FOOL!

Funny gallows humor happy lawyer birthday cartoon

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Inside Text: No matter how many disclaimers you generate I know exactly how old you are! Take the day off from your lawyer duties and CELEBRATE your birthday!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1410112

No matter how many disclaimers you generate I know exactly how old you are! Take the day off from your lawyer duties and CELEBRATE your birthday!

Funny smooth-talking attorney happy birthday…

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Inside Text: As a silver-tongued lawyer of legend you've smoothed your way through many cases, their tangled developments and consequences. Too bad you can't talk your way out of another birthday ... Have a HAPPY ONE anyway!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1410592

As a silver-tongued lawyer of legend you've smoothed your way through many cases, their tangled developments and consequences. Too bad you can't talk your way out of another birthday ... Have a HAPPY ONE anyway!

Funny birthday congrats for a judge cartoon

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Inside Text: I hope you get everything you wish for on this birthday of yours! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JUDGE!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1411304

I hope you get everything you wish for on this birthday of yours! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JUDGE!

Funny Happy Birthday toast for a doctor cartoon

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Inside Text: Finally, a day in the year you can hoist one or two and demonstrate your specialty of "relaxing". Enjoy your day. I toast you on your birthday ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1411330

Finally, a day in the year you can hoist one or two and demonstrate your specialty of "relaxing". Enjoy your day. I toast you on your birthday ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Funny happy birthday to lawyer in the pack cartoon

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Inside Text: It's your birthday, lawyer man, RUN WILD! Have a happy one.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1412078

It's your birthday, lawyer man, RUN WILD! Have a happy one.

Funny happy birthday to an architect of the ages…

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Inside Text: You're an architect for the ages and you deserve to be remembered on this special day. You've had many, many, birthdays and you're now cursed with one more. Make it a happy one. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1413900

You're an architect for the ages and you deserve to be remembered on this special day. You've had many, many, birthdays and you're now cursed with one more. Make it a happy one. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Amusing happy birthday to a free-ranging chef or…

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Inside Text: Happy birthday to my own free-range chef. You CAN have your own cake and eat it too! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1414484

Happy birthday to my own free-range chef. You CAN have your own cake and eat it too! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Funny Happy Birthday to a FutureLlawyer From Us

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Inside Text: Let nothing separate you from your dreams. Happy birthday to our future lawyer!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1415032

Let nothing separate you from your dreams. Happy birthday to our future lawyer!