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Smelly Grandpa

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Inside Text: Yet another way men attempt to regain control over the household. Futile.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 152535
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Yet another way men attempt to regain control over the household. Futile.

Health Class

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Inside Text: Now that you know dear, Mother can teach you how to turn this into a very significant advantage.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 152541
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Now that you know dear, Mother can teach you how to turn this into a very significant advantage.

Evil Clarisse

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Inside Text: Party Time!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 152563
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Party Time!

1/2 Birthday Porch Baby

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Inside Text: Just because you were raised this way doesn't mean it's right. Happy Birthday to Junior.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 154952
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Just because you were raised this way doesn't mean it's right. Happy Birthday to Junior.

Mom's Buns of Steel

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Inside Text: Honestly, it still scares us a bit. Best wishes on your special day Mom!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 155576
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Honestly, it still scares us a bit. Best wishes on your special day Mom!

Custom BIGFOOT BIRTHDAYS - Funny

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Inside Text: The older you are, the HOTTER you've become. Be careful out there.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 162579
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The older you are, the HOTTER you've become. Be careful out there.

Missed your Birthday

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Inside Text: No, a BIG piece. You know me.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 163059
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No, a BIG piece. You know me.

Boy Birthday - Funny

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Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 163338
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Baby Auction

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Inside Text: You can't choose your parents. You can't choose your kids. But you can choose to make the best of things. Best wishes!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 169718
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You can't choose your parents. You can't choose your kids. But you can choose to make the best of things. Best wishes!

Now that's Ugly

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Inside Text: We can't all have pretty Moms!Best Wishes!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 169724
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We can't all have pretty Moms!Best Wishes!

MEMORIES, before the crash

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Inside Text: Best Wishes!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 169732
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Best Wishes!

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Forced on Sister

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Inside Text: ... but at least I sent you a Birthday Card!Best wishes!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 203596
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... but at least I sent you a Birthday Card!Best wishes!

Cool Dad Birthday

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Inside Text: We found about 200 of these "cool" photos you took of yourself many years ago.Is that when the self-absorption began, or was it earlier?Best wishes!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 204756
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We found about 200 of these "cool" photos you took of yourself many years ago.Is that when the self-absorption began, or was it earlier?Best wishes!

Dad Birthday

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Inside Text: And we're not talking about your car. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 207467
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And we're not talking about your car. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Sexy Birthday Card - Funny

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Inside Text: I gave him the night off.Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 211083
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I gave him the night off.Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday - Funny

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Inside Text: You are "Always Young." Best Wishes !
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 220549
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You are "Always Young." Best Wishes !

Happy Birthday from Group

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Inside Text: You are forever "Young at Heart." Best Wishes !
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 220555
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You are forever "Young at Heart." Best Wishes !

Golfing and Stress II

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Inside Text: We know you like golf, but we are not really sure why. Happy Birthday anyway!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 224255
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We know you like golf, but we are not really sure why. Happy Birthday anyway!

Friend Birthday

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Inside Text: When we'd see you out in the yard, we believed it was for your love of nature. We now know it had to do with his flatulence. Happy Birthday !
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 225259
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When we'd see you out in the yard, we believed it was for your love of nature. We now know it had to do with his flatulence. Happy Birthday !

Friend Birthday from Group

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Inside Text: When we'd see you out in the yard, we believed it was for your love of nature. We now know it had to do with his flatulence. Happy Birthday !
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 225261
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When we'd see you out in the yard, we believed it was for your love of nature. We now know it had to do with his flatulence. Happy Birthday !

Happy Birthday - FUNNY

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Inside Text: You need to eat a lot more cake to get over that little problem. Happy Birthday !
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 238719
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You need to eat a lot more cake to get over that little problem. Happy Birthday !

Happy Birthday - Son

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Inside Text: Just Kidding! (mostly) Happy Birthday !
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 239171
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Just Kidding! (mostly) Happy Birthday !

Sudoku Getting Older Birthday

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Inside Text: Getting Older? Or are you still playing games? Gotta keep your mind fresh! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 248803
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Getting Older? Or are you still playing games? Gotta keep your mind fresh! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !

Sudoku Birthday - from Wife

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Inside Text: You're a Level 10 with me Hubby. (I think 10 is good - not sure!) Happy Birthday Dear!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 251700
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You're a Level 10 with me Hubby. (I think 10 is good - not sure!) Happy Birthday Dear!

Look Like Dad - Birthday Humor

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Inside Text: IT'S HAPPENING !!! Happy Birthday (... and my sympathies)
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 251812
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IT'S HAPPENING !!! Happy Birthday (... and my sympathies)

Look Like Dad - Birthday Humor

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Inside Text: IT'S HAPPENING !!! Happy Birthday (... and my sympathies)
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 251822
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IT'S HAPPENING !!! Happy Birthday (... and my sympathies)

Boyfriend Birthday

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Inside Text: And I mean one I haven't already said NO to. Happy Birthday Sweetie!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 251854
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And I mean one I haven't already said NO to. Happy Birthday Sweetie!

She had it all - FUNNY

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Inside Text: None of which were passed on to her kids. Happy Birthday Mom!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 354143
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None of which were passed on to her kids. Happy Birthday Mom!

Lousy Birthdays - Funny

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Inside Text: Get over it. Here's a card
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 356115
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Get over it. Here's a card

Over the hill- FUNNY

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Inside Text: Gravity will be with you now. Don't fight it. (Just kidding) Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 361584
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Gravity will be with you now. Don't fight it. (Just kidding) Happy Birthday!