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Getting Old, Birthday

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Inside Text: Look, the needle on the Age-Odometer puts you way past Getting Old! In fact, you're closer to Ancient! Happy Birthday, O'Ancient One!
Artist: © John H. Johnson
Product Id: 846348
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Look, the needle on the Age-Odometer puts you way past Getting Old! In fact, you're closer to Ancient! Happy Birthday, O'Ancient One!

You deserve an extravagantly expensive birthday…

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Inside Text: ... Birthday Card! I just wanted you to know how much I think you deserve that expensive gift! Happy Birthday!
Artist: © John H. Johnson
Product Id: 846361
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... Birthday Card! I just wanted you to know how much I think you deserve that expensive gift! Happy Birthday!

Have a Happy Birthday ... Or else!

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Inside Text: ... Or else!!!
Artist: © John H. Johnson
Product Id: 851384
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... Or else!!!