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Humorous Birthday Card First To Say You're Older…

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Inside Text: I just wanted to be the firstto tell you thatyou're older now!
Artist: Douglas Hill
Product Id: 1864906
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I just wanted to be the firstto tell you thatyou're older now!

Humorous Birthday Card The More You Weigh The…

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Inside Text: . . . the harder you are to kidnap!So go ahead and have that piece of birthday cake!Happy Birthday
Artist: Douglas Hill
Product Id: 1866310
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. . . the harder you are to kidnap!So go ahead and have that piece of birthday cake!Happy Birthday

Humorous Birthday Card Happy Birthday Hot Stuff

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Inside Text: You really make me sizzle!
Artist: Douglas Hill
Product Id: 1866312
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You really make me sizzle!

Humorous Birthday Card Be Comforted By The Fact…

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Inside Text: . . . many people our age look older than us!
Artist: Douglas Hill
Product Id: 1866326
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. . . many people our age look older than us!

Humorous Birthday Card Sorry You Had To Put Down…

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Inside Text: Just wanted to say Happy Birthday!You can resume texting now.
Artist: Douglas Hill
Product Id: 1866328
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Just wanted to say Happy Birthday!You can resume texting now.

Humorous Birthday Card To The One Person Who Doesn…

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Inside Text: At least not too much!
Artist: Douglas Hill
Product Id: 1866330
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At least not too much!

Humorous Birthday Card I Care So Much About Your…

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Inside Text: . . . I interrupted doing nothingto send this card to you!Happy Birthday
Artist: Douglas Hill
Product Id: 1866332
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. . . I interrupted doing nothingto send this card to you!Happy Birthday