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birthday, humor, getting old

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Inside Text: ... but I am thinking it! Happy Birthday
Artist: Maria Dryfhout
Product Id: 912068

... but I am thinking it! Happy Birthday

Funny Birthday Card - Counting Your Candles Helps…

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Inside Text: Then I tried counting the candles on your birthday cake. I fell right to sleep! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Jenn Inashvili
Product Id: 921285

Then I tried counting the candles on your birthday cake. I fell right to sleep! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Senior's birthday humor, you know you're getting…

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Inside Text: You make more visits to the pharmacy ... Than you ever did to the bar! Happy Birthday
Artist: Inkflo @ Chez Inkflo
Product Id: 923472

You make more visits to the pharmacy ... Than you ever did to the bar! Happy Birthday

happy birthday for her, getting older, humorous…

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Inside Text: It's your Birthday, so smile and enjoy your cake while you still have teeth! Have a fabulous day!
Artist: barbara schreiber
Product Id: 924407

It's your Birthday, so smile and enjoy your cake while you still have teeth! Have a fabulous day!

happy birthday for her, getting older, humorous…

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Inside Text: It's your Birthday, so smile and enjoy your cake while you still have teeth! Have a fabulous day!
Artist: barbara schreiber
Product Id: 924408

It's your Birthday, so smile and enjoy your cake while you still have teeth! Have a fabulous day!

happy birthday, getting older, humorous bulldog,…

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Inside Text: It's your Birthday, so smile and enjoy your cake while you still have teeth! Have a fabulous day!
Artist: barbara schreiber
Product Id: 924409

It's your Birthday, so smile and enjoy your cake while you still have teeth! Have a fabulous day!

Happy Birthday, Getting Older, Humorous Bulldog,…

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Inside Text: It's your Birthday, so smile and enjoy your cake while you still have teeth! Have a fabulous day!
Artist: barbara schreiber
Product Id: 924410

It's your Birthday, so smile and enjoy your cake while you still have teeth! Have a fabulous day!

Cute Cartoon Pet Dinosaur Happy Birthday Card

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Inside Text: I'm not saying you're old or anything ... But I just found this picture of your childhood pet dinosaur. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Nicole Spencer
Product Id: 927816

I'm not saying you're old or anything ... But I just found this picture of your childhood pet dinosaur. Happy Birthday!

Celebrate your Birthday

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Inside Text: Growing older is like being punished for a crime you haven't committed, only to be paroled for a day to eat cake. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Julie Pace Hoff © 2012
Product Id: 928285

Growing older is like being punished for a crime you haven't committed, only to be paroled for a day to eat cake. Happy Birthday!

Springy Cow Getting Older Cartoon Happy Birthday

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Inside Text: You may no longer be a "Spring Chicken" ... But it's good to see you're still able to keep a little "Spring" in your step! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Nicole Spencer
Product Id: 930227

You may no longer be a "Spring Chicken" ... But it's good to see you're still able to keep a little "Spring" in your step! Happy Birthday!

Getting Older Birthday Live Love Laugh Wine Bottle…

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Inside Text: Like fine wine, some things are just better with age. Happy Birthday and hope it's a 'great year'!
Artist: C.A.Teresa
Product Id: 932673

Like fine wine, some things are just better with age. Happy Birthday and hope it's a 'great year'!

Birthday - Take a Nap

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Inside Text: Taking a nap. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Jen Cosgrove
Product Id: 935038

Taking a nap. Happy Birthday!

You're How Old? Holy Shiskabob!!

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Inside Text: HOLY SHISKABOB!
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 940744

HOLY SHISKABOB!

Funny Birthday Pink Buzzard Getting Old Humor

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Inside Text: ... if you don't mind,it doesn't matter!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: ©Doreen Erhardt
Product Id: 942085

... if you don't mind,it doesn't matter!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

You Make Me Feel So Young birthday card

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Inside Text: Probably because you're so old. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: © Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 944476

Probably because you're so old. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Funny Frosts Your Ass birthday card

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Inside Text: That frosts your ass, doesn't it?
Artist: © Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 944633

That frosts your ass, doesn't it?

Birthday, Signs You're Getting Older, Humor

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Inside Text: There's no U-turn, so enjoy the ride. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Product Id: 945796

There's no U-turn, so enjoy the ride. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Shoot Me If I Get That Old Birthday Card

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Inside Text: Shoot! Hope your birthday's a blast!
Artist: Patty Cimlov-Zahares
Product Id: 949595

Shoot! Hope your birthday's a blast!

Happy 29th Birthday Again

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Inside Text: I really think someone is going to catch on soon that you never age past twenty nine but, until then, it's our little secret.
Artist: Marcee J. Duggar
Product Id: 953673

I really think someone is going to catch on soon that you never age past twenty nine but, until then, it's our little secret.

Funny You Are Old birthday dog

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Inside Text: But you sure are lovable, too. Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 954457

But you sure are lovable, too. Happy Birthday!

Age is Just A Number

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Inside Text: In your case a REALLY BIG NUMBER but just a number Happy Birthday
Artist: Marcee J. Duggar
Product Id: 954821

In your case a REALLY BIG NUMBER but just a number Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday Keep Calm and Drink Wine Funny…

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Inside Text: After all you have to do something to ease the pain of growing older! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Betsy Bush
Product Id: 971087

After all you have to do something to ease the pain of growing older! Happy Birthday!

Birthday, Getting Older, Can't Find Any Wrinkles

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Inside Text: ... I still can't find any wrinkles! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Artist: Jacqueline Barden
Product Id: 972059

... I still can't find any wrinkles! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Middle Aged Once Funny Card

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Inside Text: Happy Birthday.
Artist: Ephemera
Product Id: 994597

Happy Birthday.

Cheer Up Old Age Funny Greeting Card

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Inside Text: You're not old, but don't worry,it won't last long!Happy Birthday.
Artist: Ephemera, inc.
Product Id: 994599

You're not old, but don't worry,it won't last long!Happy Birthday.

Birthday Fart Funny Poem Card

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Inside Text: The old fart is you reading this card. Happy Birthday from the bottom of my fart.
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994601

The old fart is you reading this card. Happy Birthday from the bottom of my fart.

Old Heart Humor Greeting Card

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Inside Text: Celebrate your birthday with a bang.
Artist: Randy McIlwaine
Product Id: 994603

Celebrate your birthday with a bang.

Jack Frost - You, Older? Humorous Birthday Card

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Inside Text: You getting older is hard to believe. However, you never have "acted your age," have you? Well, now is not time for you to start. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AGELESS!
Artist: Ruth Logsdon
Product Id: 997509

You getting older is hard to believe. However, you never have "acted your age," have you? Well, now is not time for you to start. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AGELESS!

From One Old Goat to Another Humorous Birthday…

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Inside Text: We've made it over the hill, but nothing can stop us from acting like "kids". Happy Birthday!
Artist: Lisa Crisafi
Product Id: 1000223

We've made it over the hill, but nothing can stop us from acting like "kids". Happy Birthday!

Birthday, Age Humor, Two raccoon butts on light…

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Inside Text: You're Old! Have a butt load of fun! "Happy Birthday"
Artist: Laurie Schneider
Product Id: 1011123

You're Old! Have a butt load of fun! "Happy Birthday"