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Happy Birthday - Puss n' scoot

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Inside Text: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Don't worry, we're all getting older ...
Artist: mike shiell
Product Id: 485839
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Don't worry, we're all getting older ...

Happy Birthday - THONG WORLD

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Inside Text: Don't get all BUMMED OUT about getting another year older!
Artist: mike shiell
Product Id: 490356
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Don't get all BUMMED OUT about getting another year older!

Old Lady Paper Doll Getting Older Humor Birthday

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Inside Text: Get All Dolled Up On Your Birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: mike shiell
Product Id: 1452698
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Get All Dolled Up On Your Birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Funny Birthday With Grumpy Old Fart To Do List…

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Inside Text: HAPPY BIRTHDAYyou grumpy old fart!
Artist: mike shiell
Product Id: 1453590
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HAPPY BIRTHDAYyou grumpy old fart!

Happy Birthday! Getting older is a case of mind…

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Inside Text: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Getting older is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter!
Artist: mike shiell
Product Id: 1506050
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Getting older is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter!

Cow Last Will and Testament Aging Humor

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Inside Text: HOLY COW, It's your BIRTHDAY! But 29 AGAIN!? I call B.S.!
Artist: mike shiell
Product Id: 1610626
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HOLY COW, It's your BIRTHDAY! But 29 AGAIN!? I call B.S.!

Emergency Underpants Birthday Card Getting Older…

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Inside Text: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Don't worry, at your age the occasional "accident" is bound to happen.
Artist: mike shiell
Product Id: 1610638
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY Don't worry, at your age the occasional "accident" is bound to happen.

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Funny Birthday Getting Older Bar Fly Humor

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Inside Text: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! (I know how old you are but my lips are sealed)
Artist: mike shiell
Product Id: 1693464
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY! (I know how old you are but my lips are sealed)

Pencil Shrinkage Funny Birthday Card For Someone…

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Inside Text: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Don't worry, at your age it's completely normal to experience a little shrinkage.
Artist: mike shiell
Product Id: 1693466
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Don't worry, at your age it's completely normal to experience a little shrinkage.

Funny OLD PEOPLE SAYINGS Funny Birthday

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Inside Text: Golly Gee Willikers! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!
Artist: mike shiell
Product Id: 1693472
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Golly Gee Willikers! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

Pencil Funeral Funny Birthday Getting Older

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Inside Text: I'm wishing you a HAPPY BIRTHDAY, but I'm drawing the line at agreeing you're still 38!
Artist: mike shiell
Product Id: 1693474
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I'm wishing you a HAPPY BIRTHDAY, but I'm drawing the line at agreeing you're still 38!