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Birthday - chills

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Inside Text: We're just tryingto keep you well-preserved!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 196102
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We're just tryingto keep you well-preserved!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Birthday - you old dog

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Inside Text: Too bad it takesa team of chiropractorsto get you uncurled.HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 196849
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Too bad it takesa team of chiropractorsto get you uncurled.HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Birthday - kick in the butt

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Inside Text: Especially when yougive them a large target!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 196853
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Especially when yougive them a large target!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Funny Old Folks Birthday Party card

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Inside Text: Who says we don't partyas hard as we used to?HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 196857
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Who says we don't partyas hard as we used to?HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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Birthday - raise the roof!

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Inside Text: Seriously. If we don't,the ceiling will catch firefrom all the candles on your cake.HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 196859
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Seriously. If we don't,the ceiling will catch firefrom all the candles on your cake.HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Birthday - frosts your ass

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Inside Text: That frosts your ass,doesn't it?Happy Birthday anyway.
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 199125
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That frosts your ass,doesn't it?Happy Birthday anyway.

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Happy Birthday - Old as you feel

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Inside Text: Wow. That mustsuck for you.Happy Birthday anyway!
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 203975
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Wow. That mustsuck for you.Happy Birthday anyway!

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Birthday card - Hundred reasons

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Inside Text: Nope. I got nothin'. But try to have a happy birthday!
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 240947
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Nope. I got nothin'. But try to have a happy birthday!

Sarah Palin birthday card

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Inside Text: ... AND THE FLAMES ON YOUR BIRTHDAY CANDLES. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 280982
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... AND THE FLAMES ON YOUR BIRTHDAY CANDLES. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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Birthday card: Dragging Your Ass

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Inside Text: IT'S ONLY NATURAL FOR SOMEONE YOUR AGE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 288443
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IT'S ONLY NATURAL FOR SOMEONE YOUR AGE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Birthday card: Dragging your ass

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Inside Text: No wonder you're dragging your ass. HAVE A GREAT BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 294994
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No wonder you're dragging your ass. HAVE A GREAT BIRTHDAY!

Yes We Can birthday card

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Inside Text: NO WE CAN'T. BUT HAVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANYWAY!
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 315876
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NO WE CAN'T. BUT HAVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANYWAY!

Funny birthday card: George

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Inside Text: HECK, AT YOUR AGE YOU'VE PROBABLY FORGOTTEN WHAT YOU HAD FOR LUNCH! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 364986
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HECK, AT YOUR AGE YOU'VE PROBABLY FORGOTTEN WHAT YOU HAD FOR LUNCH! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Birthday card: You're Old

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Inside Text: PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU'RE SO OLD. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 365035
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PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU'RE SO OLD. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Funny birthday card: Nature Calls

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Inside Text: YEP. NATURE CALLS A LOT MORE OFTEN AT YOUR AGE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 369410
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YEP. NATURE CALLS A LOT MORE OFTEN AT YOUR AGE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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Getting Better birthday card

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Inside Text: ... AT NOT BEING YOUNG. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: © Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 425918
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... AT NOT BEING YOUNG. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Funny birthday card: Frisky Pup

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Inside Text: But frankly, the leg humping has got to stop. Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 560248
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But frankly, the leg humping has got to stop. Happy Birthday!

Funny birthday card: Glasses

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Inside Text: Happy birthday to a true visionary!
Artist: © Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 560254
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Happy birthday to a true visionary!

Funny birthday card: Cockles

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Inside Text: At your age, you probably don't get your cockles warmed too often. Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 560308
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At your age, you probably don't get your cockles warmed too often. Happy Birthday!

Funny Spunky Grandma Birthday

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Inside Text: Wishing you a spunky birthday.
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 1402184
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Wishing you a spunky birthday.

You Make Me Feel So Young birthday card

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Inside Text: Probably because you're so old. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: © Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 944476
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Probably because you're so old. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Funny Frosts Your Ass birthday card

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Inside Text: That frosts your ass, doesn't it?
Artist: © Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 944633
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That frosts your ass, doesn't it?

Funny You Are Old birthday dog

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Inside Text: But you sure are lovable, too. Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 954457
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But you sure are lovable, too. Happy Birthday!

Funny Dog and Cat Birthday Shout-Out

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Inside Text: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!
Artist: © Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 1374156
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!

Cute and Funny Long Story Birthday

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Inside Text: Here's to many moreexciting chapters!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 1841242
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Here's to many moreexciting chapters!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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