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Birthday, age humor, raccoon shhing the other,…

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Inside Text: With all those candles the slightest breath of air could set the place on fire!!!! Happy Birthday
Artist: Laurie Schneider
Product Id: 559533
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With all those candles the slightest breath of air could set the place on fire!!!! Happy Birthday

Birthday Card with a Raccoon and Pomeranian with…

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Inside Text: Wow! Keep having all these birthdays and before you know it you'll be an antique?
Artist: Laurie Schneider
Product Id: 571573
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Wow! Keep having all these birthdays and before you know it you'll be an antique?

Birthday, general, raccoon giving a raspberry on…

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Inside Text: Well look at the bright side, when you do something peculiar at your age you are considered eccentric instead of crazy! Happy Birthday
Artist: Laurie Schneider
Product Id: 577156
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Well look at the bright side, when you do something peculiar at your age you are considered eccentric instead of crazy! Happy Birthday

Birthday with a Raccoon Giving a Raspberry about…

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Inside Text: ... well look at the bright side it brings you closer to retirement! Happy Birthday
Artist: Laurie Schneider
Product Id: 593113
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... well look at the bright side it brings you closer to retirement! Happy Birthday

Birthday, raccoon riding in a horse and buggy

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Inside Text: You think you were the only one to get around by horse and buggy before the automobile! Happy Birthday
Artist: Laurie Schneider
Product Id: 700429
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You think you were the only one to get around by horse and buggy before the automobile! Happy Birthday

Birthday, age humor, general, goat taking a shower…

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Inside Text: ... you old goat! Get yourself spiffed up and Celebrate!
Artist: Laurie Schneider
Product Id: 759153
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... you old goat! Get yourself spiffed up and Celebrate!

Birthday Age Humor with a Boy and Girl Playing…

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Inside Text: ... long, long, long ago? Of course not, you're too damn old! At your age, you're lucky if you can remember yesterday. Oh well, just remember what is important, your birthday, and have a wonderful day! Happy Birthday
Artist: Laurie Schneider
Product Id: 1651976
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... long, long, long ago? Of course not, you're too damn old! At your age, you're lucky if you can remember yesterday. Oh well, just remember what is important, your birthday, and have a wonderful day! Happy Birthday

Birthday, Age Humor, Two raccoon butts on light…

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Inside Text: You're Old! Have a butt load of fun! "Happy Birthday"
Artist: Laurie Schneider
Product Id: 1011123
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You're Old! Have a butt load of fun! "Happy Birthday"

Birthday with a Cute Raccoon Driving a Red Classic…

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Inside Text: You might be getting older,perhaps in need of a little repair,but you're still a classic!Have A Good One, You Old Rascal
Artist: Laurie Schneider
Product Id: 1095510
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You might be getting older,perhaps in need of a little repair,but you're still a classic!Have A Good One, You Old Rascal

Birthday, general, age humor, a mug of beer in…

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Inside Text: The more you have, the harder it gets, to rise and shine! Happy Birthday
Artist: Laurie Schneider
Product Id: 1370894
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The more you have, the harder it gets, to rise and shine! Happy Birthday

Birthday Getting Older Humor with a Middle Aged…

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Inside Text: ... if you are okay with hearing loss,hair loss, wrinkles, incontinence,forgetfulness, saggy body parts,you know; stuff like that.Focus on the positives though,that is if you can still focus.For example, you will gain wisdomthat you can sharewith younger generations,(provided you are able to stay awakelong enough to share).Never mind, just have a Happy Birthday
Artist: Laurie Schneider
Product Id: 1778820
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... if you are okay with hearing loss,hair loss, wrinkles, incontinence,forgetfulness, saggy body parts,you know; stuff like that.Focus on the positives though,that is if you can still focus.For example, you will gain wisdomthat you can sharewith younger generations,(provided you are able to stay awakelong enough to share).Never mind, just have a Happy Birthday

Birthday Old Age Humor for Female with List of Old…

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Inside Text: ... you own it!Happy Birthday
Artist: Laurie Schneider
Product Id: 1916876
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... you own it!Happy Birthday

Birthday Old Age Humor for Male with List of Old…

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Inside Text: ... you own it!Happy Birthday
Artist: Laurie Schneider
Product Id: 1916878
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... you own it!Happy Birthday