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Amusing Rude Getting Older and WIKI Leaks Birthday…

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Inside Text: You're definitely getting older but I hope you can squeeze a cake and ice cream treat in between your bathroom runs.HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1477242
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You're definitely getting older but I hope you can squeeze a cake and ice cream treat in between your bathroom runs.HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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Happy Birthday Getting Older and a Selfie with the…

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Inside Text: You're getting older and one step closer. Get pictures of the event. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1520278
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You're getting older and one step closer. Get pictures of the event. Happy Birthday!

Funny Getting Older Birthday with Doctor Humor

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Inside Text: There's no known prescription for what you have ... Have a Happy Birthday anyway!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1197294
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There's no known prescription for what you have ... Have a Happy Birthday anyway!

Fun happy birthday wish - getting older with…

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Inside Text: I heard you were having another birthday in a long, long, long line of them ... But I surely won't tell. Have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1214300
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I heard you were having another birthday in a long, long, long line of them ... But I surely won't tell. Have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Amusing birthday Bible-inspired Getting older wish

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Inside Text: You're perhaps not stone tablet old, maybe more like kidney stone old or gallstone old or stone deaf old but ... YOU'RE GETTING OLD!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1221016
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You're perhaps not stone tablet old, maybe more like kidney stone old or gallstone old or stone deaf old but ... YOU'RE GETTING OLD!

Amusing Black Humor Casket Company Happy Birthday…

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Inside Text: Amazingly you've reached another landmark. There are now some things you might add to your speed dial. Have a mildly Happy Birthday!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1232842
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Amazingly you've reached another landmark. There are now some things you might add to your speed dial. Have a mildly Happy Birthday!

Humorous birthday comment on getting older cartoon

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Inside Text: When getting older, sometimes we lose control of certain functions ... Obviously, counting birthdays is not one of those. Have another HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1321058
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When getting older, sometimes we lose control of certain functions ... Obviously, counting birthdays is not one of those. Have another HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Humorous getting older happy birthday cartoon

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Inside Text: You know you're old and getting older when they find a picture of you in a collection of cave drawings. It's a blessing to get old. Enjoy another HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1350562
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You know you're old and getting older when they find a picture of you in a collection of cave drawings. It's a blessing to get old. Enjoy another HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

A Happy Birthday from the Troll on the 328th Year

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Inside Text: Celebrate your 328th birthday like the last couple hundred, you old troll.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1728794
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Celebrate your 328th birthday like the last couple hundred, you old troll.

Your Youth Has Ended and Your Birthday is Here

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Inside Text: Your youth is ended. The best is behind. Your jiggly bits are wobbling in the wind. But look on the bright side, life is short and there might be cake.Happy Faded Birthday
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1842342
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Your youth is ended. The best is behind. Your jiggly bits are wobbling in the wind. But look on the bright side, life is short and there might be cake.Happy Faded Birthday

Happy Birthday to a Classic Old Wreck

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Inside Text: You are as classic as the cartoon of the man marooned on the desert island.And you are just as timeless. Happy birthday you old wreck!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1882222
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You are as classic as the cartoon of the man marooned on the desert island.And you are just as timeless. Happy birthday you old wreck!

Closer to the Front of the Line Happy Birthday

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Inside Text: You're not getting old. You're just getting closer to the front of the line!Have a very cool birthday!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1935816
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You're not getting old. You're just getting closer to the front of the line!Have a very cool birthday!

Happy Birthdays Likened to Old Milk

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Inside Text: You're well past the"use by" datebut you haven't "turned" yet.Hang in there!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1950160
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You're well past the"use by" datebut you haven't "turned" yet.Hang in there!

Funny You Passed Another Year Birthday Greeting

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Inside Text: Another test, another year and you're still in the game.HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1973212
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Another test, another year and you're still in the game.HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Funny Getting Older Birthday with Oak Dentures

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Inside Text: You're not getting older.You're becoming increasingly customizable. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1995674
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You're not getting older.You're becoming increasingly customizable. Happy Birthday!

Getting Older Means Talking Back to the TV

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Inside Text: Getting older has its privileges. Apparently arguing with household appliances is one of them. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1996406
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Getting older has its privileges. Apparently arguing with household appliances is one of them. Happy Birthday!

The Ascent of Man and Funny Getting Older Birthday

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Inside Text: Getting older has its advantages. For one thing, you remember when this was considered cutting-edge technology. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1997634
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Getting older has its advantages. For one thing, you remember when this was considered cutting-edge technology. Happy Birthday!

Funny Birthday and a Dream On a Stick

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Inside Text: At your age, dreams should come with a senior discount. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 2000534
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At your age, dreams should come with a senior discount. Happy Birthday!