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Custom BIGFOOT BIRTHDAYS - Funny

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Inside Text: The older you are, the HOTTER you've become. Be careful out there.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 162579
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The older you are, the HOTTER you've become. Be careful out there.

Gotta Have Ya Babe

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Inside Text: Happy Birthday Beautiful!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 163223
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Happy Birthday Beautiful!

Menopause Flashes

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Inside Text: A cool breeze, a nice drink, and someone to take the kids for the next 10 years.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 164680
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A cool breeze, a nice drink, and someone to take the kids for the next 10 years.

Sudoku Happy Birthday

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Inside Text: This isn't a test. More of a quiz thing! Have a Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 207295
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This isn't a test. More of a quiz thing! Have a Happy Birthday!

Granny Birthday Fantasy

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Inside Text: You are referring to CHOCOLATE right? Let's hope so. Happy Birthday!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 219805
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You are referring to CHOCOLATE right? Let's hope so. Happy Birthday!!

Happy Birthday - Funny

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Inside Text: You are "Always Young." Best Wishes !
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 220549
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You are "Always Young." Best Wishes !

Happy Birthday - for Her

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Inside Text: Or should I just finish mowing the lawn like I am supposed to? Happy Birthday Honey!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 220609
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Or should I just finish mowing the lawn like I am supposed to? Happy Birthday Honey!

Birthday Fun 20 years ago

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Inside Text: Naked in the tub with cake and balloons! (or am I confusing you with someone else?) Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 248817
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Naked in the tub with cake and balloons! (or am I confusing you with someone else?) Happy Birthday!

Birthday Fun 30 years ago

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Inside Text: Naked in the tub with cake and balloons! (or am I confusing you with someone else?) Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 248821
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Naked in the tub with cake and balloons! (or am I confusing you with someone else?) Happy Birthday!

Birthday Fun 40 years ago

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Inside Text: Naked in the tub with cake and balloons! (or am I confusing you with someone else?) Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 248823
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Naked in the tub with cake and balloons! (or am I confusing you with someone else?) Happy Birthday!

Birthday Fun 50 years ago

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Inside Text: Naked in the tub with cake and balloons! (or am I confusing you with someone else?) Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 248825
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Naked in the tub with cake and balloons! (or am I confusing you with someone else?) Happy Birthday!

Sudoku Lady Birthday - Funny

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Inside Text: I think you can do Level 4. Hmmm ... Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 382839
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I think you can do Level 4. Hmmm ... Happy Birthday!

Boob Droop Birthday

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Inside Text: Let's not even talk about your backside! Now slice me a nice hunk of that cake! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 389245
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Let's not even talk about your backside! Now slice me a nice hunk of that cake! Happy Birthday!

Red Hat Diversity - Birthday

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Inside Text: Diversity has its limits. Right? Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 390908
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Diversity has its limits. Right? Happy Birthday!

Red Hat Attention - Birthday

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Inside Text: I bet you can relate to that! I mean, due to the hat and all. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 390928
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I bet you can relate to that! I mean, due to the hat and all. Happy Birthday!

Red Hat - Practicing - Birthday

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Inside Text: Wishing you the most sophisticated Birthday yet. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 391217
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Wishing you the most sophisticated Birthday yet. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Red Hat Humor - Birthday

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Inside Text: A little Glam goes a long way. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 391257
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A little Glam goes a long way. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Menopause Birthday

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Inside Text: You're about at that age where it could become a fire hazard. Couple that with the candles and the cake and .... ??? Anyhow, Happy Birthday! Hang in there!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 392430
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You're about at that age where it could become a fire hazard. Couple that with the candles and the cake and .... ??? Anyhow, Happy Birthday! Hang in there!

Birthday for Her

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Inside Text: I'm thinking perhaps you've been waiting for a Sale on something you've really really wanted. Other than that, I'm plum out of ideas. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 393320
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I'm thinking perhaps you've been waiting for a Sale on something you've really really wanted. Other than that, I'm plum out of ideas. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Birthday - for Him

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Inside Text: You always seem to know a lot about ancient history! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 393381
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You always seem to know a lot about ancient history! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Can I come too Mommy - Red Hat Birthday

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Inside Text: Wishing you the best on your Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 393475
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Wishing you the best on your Birthday!

Happy Birthday

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Inside Text: I truly enjoy knowing you. Have a wonderful Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 396986
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I truly enjoy knowing you. Have a wonderful Birthday!

Birthday for Her - FUNNY

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Inside Text: However they put her W A Y W A Y WAY far back in the line. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 404458
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However they put her W A Y W A Y WAY far back in the line. Happy Birthday!

Birthday Cake for Her - FUNNY

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Inside Text: ... again. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 404471
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... again. Happy Birthday!

You're 29 - AGAIN?

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Inside Text: You're not fooling anyone honey! Happy Birthday
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 407032
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You're not fooling anyone honey! Happy Birthday

Birthday Blues

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Inside Text: You're a great person and have a lot of Love to give others and to the World. Don't get discouraged! Have a Happy Birthday no matter what!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 409107
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You're a great person and have a lot of Love to give others and to the World. Don't get discouraged! Have a Happy Birthday no matter what!

Wife goes with the House - Birthday for Her

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Inside Text: The number of interested buyers quickly dried up. Hope your house sells soon! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 409145
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The number of interested buyers quickly dried up. Hope your house sells soon! Happy Birthday!

Young Moms are Fabulous

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Inside Text: Being a Mom is hard work, but also is exciting and rewarding. Take time out on your Birthday to rejoice in your life as a woman and Mother! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 409273
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Being a Mom is hard work, but also is exciting and rewarding. Take time out on your Birthday to rejoice in your life as a woman and Mother! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

She's all Laugh - Birthday for Her

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Inside Text: You've always had a wonderful big smile and laugh. Nothing more joyous! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 409779
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You've always had a wonderful big smile and laugh. Nothing more joyous! Happy Birthday!

Older, but Smarter? for Female

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Inside Text: Being a naturally brilliant female, you certainly had no trouble solving this right? I bet! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 415747
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Being a naturally brilliant female, you certainly had no trouble solving this right? I bet! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!