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Retiring or Retired

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Inside Text: He's retiring! Oh God.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 251748

He's retiring! Oh God.

Retirement Announcement - FUNNY

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Inside Text: He's retiring. Oh God.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 362465

He's retiring. Oh God.

Retirement Announcement - FUNNY

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Inside Text: He's Retiring!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 364661

He's Retiring!

Retirement Notice

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Inside Text: The time has come for me to retire, so I'm taking this opportunity to say, Thank you for all your tireless support, It's been an honor working with you each and every day.
Product Id: 370065

The time has come for me to retire, so I'm taking this opportunity to say, Thank you for all your tireless support, It's been an honor working with you each and every day.

Retirement Announcement

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Inside Text: Yes! He's Retiring! World productivity will surge, we think.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 393373

Yes! He's Retiring! World productivity will surge, we think.

Retiring - AGAIN?

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Inside Text: Yes, and this time it's for real!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 407033

Yes, and this time it's for real!

Beach Retirement Announcement Card

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Inside Text: I finally have time to go to the beach! I've retired!
Artist: Picture This
Product Id: 461298

I finally have time to go to the beach! I've retired!

Retirement Announcement for her - Funny

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Inside Text: Guess who's retiring? ME!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 491938

Guess who's retiring? ME!

I'm retired, Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension,…

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Inside Text: Thought I'd let you know that as of today, I'm soaring on the wings of freedom!
Artist: barbara schreiber
Product Id: 498384

Thought I'd let you know that as of today, I'm soaring on the wings of freedom!

HIll side Landscape

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Inside Text: We finally made it! Retired and moved to the open prairies and peaceful countryside. Keep in touch and here's our new address.
Artist: Pamela Marston
Product Id: 512566

We finally made it! Retired and moved to the open prairies and peaceful countryside. Keep in touch and here's our new address.

retirement announcement

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Inside Text: I am pleased to announce my retirement from ...
Artist: eva/krasilni razbor
Product Id: 534088

I am pleased to announce my retirement from ...

Retirement Announcement With 60s Pink and Purple…

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Artist: Janet Palaggi
Product Id: 560470

Blue Retirement Announcement Card

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Inside Text: After many happy and successful years, I am pleased to announce I will be starting a new chapter in my life. I will be retiring on Date: Sincerely,
Artist: Dreaming Mind Cards
Product Id: 561192

After many happy and successful years, I am pleased to announce I will be starting a new chapter in my life. I will be retiring on Date: Sincerely,

Colorful Retirement Announcement Card

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Inside Text: After many happy and successful years, I am pleased to announce I will be starting a new chapter in my life. I will be retiring on Date: Sincerely,
Artist: Dreaming Mind Cards
Product Id: 561195

After many happy and successful years, I am pleased to announce I will be starting a new chapter in my life. I will be retiring on Date: Sincerely,

Retiring just to enjoy life - Congratulations

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Artist: Lj Maxx
Product Id: 574930

Sleeping Cat Retirement Announcement Card

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Inside Text: After many happy years I'm pleased to share the news, I'll be taking some time to relax and enjoy. I'm Retiring!
Artist: Dreaming Mind Cards
Product Id: 581303

After many happy years I'm pleased to share the news, I'll be taking some time to relax and enjoy. I'm Retiring!

Wave Retirement Announcement Card

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Inside Text: I am so happy to announce that after many wonderful years I will be finding more time to enjoy and relax!
Artist: Dreaming Mind Cards
Product Id: 589262

I am so happy to announce that after many wonderful years I will be finding more time to enjoy and relax!

Sunset Retirement Announcement Card

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Inside Text: I am so happy to announce that after many wonderful years I will be finding more time to enjoy and relax!
Artist: Dreaming Mind Cards
Product Id: 589265

I am so happy to announce that after many wonderful years I will be finding more time to enjoy and relax!

Sunset Retirement Announcement Card

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Inside Text: I am so happy to announce that after many wonderful years I will be finding more time to enjoy and relax!
Artist: Dreaming Mind Cards
Product Id: 589271

I am so happy to announce that after many wonderful years I will be finding more time to enjoy and relax!

Sunset Clouds Retirement Announcement Card

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Inside Text: As the sun sets on many happy years, I am looking forward to a new journey, a new pace, to all the many things that make life beautiful.
Artist: Dreaming Mind Cards
Product Id: 590225

As the sun sets on many happy years, I am looking forward to a new journey, a new pace, to all the many things that make life beautiful.

Retirement Announcement with Dog Running on the…

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Inside Text: If you're looking for me,I'll be at the beach!
Artist: Doreen Erhardt
Product Id: 599751

If you're looking for me,I'll be at the beach!

Sunset Retirement Announcement Card

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Inside Text: After many happy and successful years, I am pleased to announce I will be starting a new chapter in my life. I will be retiring on Date: Sincerely,
Artist: Dreaming Mind Cards
Product Id: 609676

After many happy and successful years, I am pleased to announce I will be starting a new chapter in my life. I will be retiring on Date: Sincerely,

Retirement Announcement, Anhinga Close Up

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Inside Text: Announcing my retirement. It's time to go out and play in nature.
Artist: Rosie Cards
Product Id: 642054

Announcing my retirement. It's time to go out and play in nature.

Funny Retirement Announcement Pug Dog in…

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Inside Text: It's time to mark new territory!
Artist: Doreen Erhardt
Product Id: 657775

It's time to mark new territory!

I am retired, Retirement Announcement, vintage,…

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Inside Text: As of today, it's "Goodbye tension, hello pension" and my fun time has started. I'm retired!
Artist: barbara schreiber
Product Id: 700925

As of today, it's "Goodbye tension, hello pension" and my fun time has started. I'm retired!

I'm Going To Retire - Sunset Heart

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Inside Text: I used to think that getting older was such a nuisance because I thought I couldn't do the things that I wanted. But things change as one gets older, because now that I am old, I find myself not wanting to do them.
Artist: Mary Ann A. Porcadilla
Product Id: 702192

I used to think that getting older was such a nuisance because I thought I couldn't do the things that I wanted. But things change as one gets older, because now that I am old, I find myself not wanting to do them.

I'm retiring new growing fern on a green frame

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Inside Text: I am so happy to announce my retirement, let's start a new life!
Artist: didou
Product Id: 712154

I am so happy to announce my retirement, let's start a new life!

FUNNY Woman Retirement Announcement - Crowd

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Inside Text: Name: Date of Retirement: Other:
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 768855

Name: Date of Retirement: Other:

FUNNY Man Retirement Announcement - Crowd

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Inside Text: Name: Date of Retirement: Other:
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 768858

Name: Date of Retirement: Other:

Brrrrr it's cold

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Inside Text: We Have Retired To Where The Sun Shines and It Snows No More.
Artist: Kay Murphy
Product Id: 771089

We Have Retired To Where The Sun Shines and It Snows No More.

I am retiring, fish, shells, humor

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Inside Text: Goodbye tension, hello pension! Just wanted to let you know how I'll be spending my time!
Artist: barbara schreiber
Product Id: 794873

Goodbye tension, hello pension! Just wanted to let you know how I'll be spending my time!

The Three R's, Reading Riding and Relaxing

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Inside Text: The Three R's The first R stands for Reading...books, magazines and billboards. The second R stands for Riding in boats, cars, planes and carts. The third R stands for Rest, relaxation and rehabilitation. You guessed it, we're retiring!
Artist: Bright
Product Id: 810146

The Three R's The first R stands for Reading...books, magazines and billboards. The second R stands for Riding in boats, cars, planes and carts. The third R stands for Rest, relaxation and rehabilitation. You guessed it, we're retiring!

I'm Retiring!! NASA Space Shuttle Launch

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Inside Text: Time for me to blast off and have some fun!
Artist: Bright
Product Id: 830170

Time for me to blast off and have some fun!

I'm Retiring (Cowboy On A Horse)

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Inside Text: And I'm off to new adventures -- in the spirit of exploring the Western frontier!
Artist: Crumbs & Shards
Product Id: 840438

And I'm off to new adventures -- in the spirit of exploring the Western frontier!

I'm Retiring & Off To New Adventures (Egypt Sphinx…

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Inside Text: It's time for me to see the world up close & personal. One of my stops will be to see the Great Sphinx of Giza and the pyramids in Egypt.
Artist: Crumbs & Shards
Product Id: 843267

It's time for me to see the world up close & personal. One of my stops will be to see the Great Sphinx of Giza and the pyramids in Egypt.

Retiring Announcemnt-Styrofoam Packing Peanuts

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Inside Text: Time has come for me to pack it up and move forward with my retirement. It's been a pleasure knowing and working with you.
Artist: Janet Palaggi-Courtesy of Image After
Product Id: 843339

Time has come for me to pack it up and move forward with my retirement. It's been a pleasure knowing and working with you.

I'm retired and you're not!, Old Man with a Grin

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Inside Text: HEH! HEH! HEH!
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 863234

HEH! HEH! HEH!

I'm Retiring (Pathway Door Through Rock)

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Inside Text: I'm leaving one field and am ready to explore new pathways, wherever they take me.
Artist: Crumbs & Shards
Product Id: 863997

I'm leaving one field and am ready to explore new pathways, wherever they take me.

I'm Retiring (Sailing Into The Sunset)

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Inside Text: I may be retired, but I'll be busy. I'm off to explore new adventures and horizons.
Artist: Crumbs & Shards
Product Id: 863998

I may be retired, but I'll be busy. I'm off to explore new adventures and horizons.

I'M Retiring Beach Card Announcement

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Inside Text: Gotta go! The sun, sand and sea is waiting on me!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 897611

Gotta go! The sun, sand and sea is waiting on me!

Finally Retiring - Dinosaur at the Beach…

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Inside Text: The plan is to get lazy, spoiled and a great suntan!
Artist: Favreau
Product Id: 901176

The plan is to get lazy, spoiled and a great suntan!

I quit - Dinosaur at the Beach Retirement…

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Inside Text: RETIREMENT (noun) - a time to get lazy, spoiled and a great suntan!
Artist: Favreau
Product Id: 901195

RETIREMENT (noun) - a time to get lazy, spoiled and a great suntan!

it's time to retire! comic speech bubble

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Artist: asyrum
Product Id: 904295

i've retired! comic speech bubble

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Artist: asyrum
Product Id: 904297

Funny end of the world retirement announcement

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Inside Text: My working world came to an end but another, better world is opening for me. I'm RETIRED!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1403416

My working world came to an end but another, better world is opening for me. I'm RETIRED!

Amusing legal profession retirement announcement -…

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Inside Text: I'm retiring. My decision as an advocate of law and order to retire and step away from a lifetime of incredible highs and heart-breaking lows, the bumps and bruises of advocacy, is not a decision taken lightly but it's time. The hammer's down. Celebrate my decision!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1410978

I'm retiring. My decision as an advocate of law and order to retire and step away from a lifetime of incredible highs and heart-breaking lows, the bumps and bruises of advocacy, is not a decision taken lightly but it's time. The hammer's down. Celebrate my decision!

Slightly off-color lawyer's retirement…

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Inside Text: I thought you might be interested to know it's time to retire from this legal profession and head out to pasture in some area of the world where no one will notice as I run free, breeze blowing through what's left of my hair, singing loudly the praises of freedom. CONGRATULATE ME!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1421692

I thought you might be interested to know it's time to retire from this legal profession and head out to pasture in some area of the world where no one will notice as I run free, breeze blowing through what's left of my hair, singing loudly the praises of freedom. CONGRATULATE ME!

Funny Retirement Announcement and Finally Off Duty…

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Inside Text: I'm very pleased to announce my retirement and I'm looking forward to a long, long period of leisure off the leash. It's time for someone else to pick up the business end of my life.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1436950

I'm very pleased to announce my retirement and I'm looking forward to a long, long period of leisure off the leash. It's time for someone else to pick up the business end of my life.

Chimpanzee Retiring Announcement

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Inside Text: . . . I'm retiring. Time for some serious monkeying around.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Product Id: 1437356

. . . I'm retiring. Time for some serious monkeying around.

Amusing pulling the plug retirement announcement…

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Inside Text: I've been on the job for a long, long time and have reached a point in my career where I'm pulling the plug. My retirement is here!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1448930

I've been on the job for a long, long time and have reached a point in my career where I'm pulling the plug. My retirement is here!

Amusing retirement announcement from corrections…

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Inside Text: I'm pleased to let you know I finally threw the switch on my long career as a corrections officer. I'm leaving my work, retiring and looking forward to a bright and stress-free future.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1456924

I'm pleased to let you know I finally threw the switch on my long career as a corrections officer. I'm leaving my work, retiring and looking forward to a bright and stress-free future.

Funny Announcement about Retiring

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Inside Text: I'm retiring.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Product Id: 1462972

I'm retiring.

Retirement Announcement, The time has come ...…

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Inside Text: ... for this little piggy to fly. I'm retiring!
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 1464508

... for this little piggy to fly. I'm retiring!

Retirement Announcement

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Artist: Amy Hadden
Product Id: 1474096

Ahh, Life Is Good On A Tropical Island

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Inside Text: We wanted to let you know, we are adjusting to retirement just fine!
Artist: James Murphy
Product Id: 1476510

We wanted to let you know, we are adjusting to retirement just fine!

Amusing God opens a new door retirement…

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Inside Text: I'm excited and happy to announce my retirement! It's time to look behind another door.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1500732

I'm excited and happy to announce my retirement! It's time to look behind another door.

Amusing retirement announcement from the postal…

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Inside Text: I feel I've earned a grand retirement after all the snow, rain, heat, gloom of night and mad dogs I've lived through as a postal worker. Now I only have to walk to one mailbox from here on out!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1507166

I feel I've earned a grand retirement after all the snow, rain, heat, gloom of night and mad dogs I've lived through as a postal worker. Now I only have to walk to one mailbox from here on out!

Amusing newly-retired male announcing he's made it

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Inside Text: Thought I'd let you know I made it to the other side of working. I'M OFFICIALLY RETIRED!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1509056

Thought I'd let you know I made it to the other side of working. I'M OFFICIALLY RETIRED!

Amusing Retirement and the Lip Saving Reason for…

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Inside Text: I'm announcing my retirement! My lips are worn to the nubbins and it's time for a long, well-earned rest.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1510276

I'm announcing my retirement! My lips are worn to the nubbins and it's time for a long, well-earned rest.

Amusing pilot's retirement declaration and last…

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Inside Text: It's time. I've rolled to the end of my last taxiway, run through my last checklist and eaten my last rubber chicken meal in the cockpit. I'm looking forward to piloting my easy chair to the rest of my life in my well-earned retirement.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1510658

It's time. I've rolled to the end of my last taxiway, run through my last checklist and eaten my last rubber chicken meal in the cockpit. I'm looking forward to piloting my easy chair to the rest of my life in my well-earned retirement.

Grim reaper hobby and a retirement announcement…

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Inside Text: I'm finally taking the leap and retiring! Don't expect any pictures from where I'm going.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1523680

I'm finally taking the leap and retiring! Don't expect any pictures from where I'm going.

Amusing Retirement Announcement and the Ice Floe

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Inside Text: My time has arrived and I've finally launched into my exploration of the unknown and unfamiliar territory of retirement. Wish me luck as, hopefully, I may never return!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1558578

My time has arrived and I've finally launched into my exploration of the unknown and unfamiliar territory of retirement. Wish me luck as, hopefully, I may never return!

Amusing Retirement Announcement and a Long Bucket…

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Inside Text: I'm retiring! I have a bucket list as long as my years left and I hope to do it all before I hear the scratching at the door.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1562394

I'm retiring! I have a bucket list as long as my years left and I hope to do it all before I hear the scratching at the door.

Amusing End of a Career Announcement by a Happy…

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Inside Text: It's been coming for a while but now the end is here. My work is over and done and I'm retiring to explore other interests before the end REALLY comes! Wish me good luck!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1572340

It's been coming for a while but now the end is here. My work is over and done and I'm retiring to explore other interests before the end REALLY comes! Wish me good luck!

Comic Announcement of Retirement and Walk of Fame…

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Inside Text: I've retired and happily celebrate the installation of my star on the company Walk of Fame. Woohoo!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1620906

I've retired and happily celebrate the installation of my star on the company Walk of Fame. Woohoo!

Retired Mermaid Happy Retirement

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Inside Text: Congratulations! Enjoy your retirement.
Artist: Cynthia Shatzel
Product Id: 1661656

Congratulations! Enjoy your retirement.

Retirement Announcement from a Cartoonist or…

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Inside Text: I'm retiring because I'm tired of being laughed at. Ta Da!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1667514

I'm retiring because I'm tired of being laughed at. Ta Da!

Funny Retirement Announcement with French Bulldog…

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Inside Text: Nope! I've changed my mind. Someone else can fetch it now. I'm retiring!
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 1687574

Nope! I've changed my mind. Someone else can fetch it now. I'm retiring!

Announcing Retirement A Garden Bench And All The…

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Inside Text: And very busy doing nothing!
Artist: Cisillia Tay
Product Id: 919409

And very busy doing nothing!

Announcement-Retirement-Dog Tag

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Inside Text: It Has Been An Honor Serving This Great Country!
Artist: Janet Palaggi
Product Id: 923086

It Has Been An Honor Serving This Great Country!

Retiring From Crappy Job-Humor-Poop-Custom Card

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Inside Text: See Ya!
Artist: Janet Palaggi
Product Id: 949297

See Ya!

Customize Retirement Announcement, Photo Card -…

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Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 1026809

Custom Retirement Announcement Photo Card

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Inside Text: More time to put off all the things he's put off!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 1028179

More time to put off all the things he's put off!

Custom retirement Announcement Photo Card

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Inside Text: Thought you'd like to know!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 1028411

Thought you'd like to know!

Announcing My Retirement, Abstract, Customize…

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Inside Text: I am pleased to announce my retirement! Future plans include spending time on my hobbies and the honey-do list ...
Artist: alan & marcia socolik
Product Id: 1029597

I am pleased to announce my retirement! Future plans include spending time on my hobbies and the honey-do list ...

Red trendy sunglasses for Cool and retired…

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Artist: olga hutsul
Product Id: 1071465

Retirement Announcement With Floral Abstract

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Inside Text: It's time for me to say goodbye. I will miss you dearly. Take care and keep in touch.
Artist: Janet Palaggi
Product Id: 1085742

It's time for me to say goodbye. I will miss you dearly. Take care and keep in touch.

Retirement Beach Chairs

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Inside Text: After many happy years I'm pleased to share the news: I'm Retiring!
Artist: aura2000
Product Id: 1096458

After many happy years I'm pleased to share the news: I'm Retiring!

Retirement Announcement Tranquil Coastline Sailing…

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Inside Text: Yup, retirement and a life of total bliss!
Artist: Cisillia Tay
Product Id: 1100968

Yup, retirement and a life of total bliss!

Retirement Announcement, with Golf, Sailing and…

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Inside Text: My Retirement Day Has Arrived!Retiree:Date of Retirement:Retiring from:First thing I plan to do:
Artist: Teri Nelson Kuster
Product Id: 1110308

My Retirement Day Has Arrived!Retiree:Date of Retirement:Retiring from:First thing I plan to do:

Gone fishing retirement announcement

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Artist: aura2000
Product Id: 1115136

Funny notice of retirement announcement

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Inside Text: It's been great but I've decided to retire and lie fallow FOREVER!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1219538

It's been great but I've decided to retire and lie fallow FOREVER!

Funny lawyer retirement announcement

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Inside Text: I'm not washed-up, I'm just retiring from the law practice to spend time at the beach, skiing, traveling, partying, hunting, fishing, relaxing with my sweetheart, reading, and polishing the sports car!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1219708

I'm not washed-up, I'm just retiring from the law practice to spend time at the beach, skiing, traveling, partying, hunting, fishing, relaxing with my sweetheart, reading, and polishing the sports car!

Amusing lawyer retirement announcement

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Inside Text: As a lawyer I've decided to throw off the chains, hang it up and retire. As a retiree I'll be free!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1223916

As a lawyer I've decided to throw off the chains, hang it up and retire. As a retiree I'll be free!

Humorous announcement - retirement from justice…

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Inside Text: I did it and I'm no dummy! I've advanced to the end of my career in the justice system and I'M RETIRING!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1227278

I did it and I'm no dummy! I've advanced to the end of my career in the justice system and I'M RETIRING!

Funny retirement announcement with bag of cash &…

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Inside Text: I'M RETIRING! I took the money and ran! Now I have time to spend all that accumulated wealth on cheap booze, house repairs, and hemorrhoid creams ...
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1228946

I'M RETIRING! I took the money and ran! Now I have time to spend all that accumulated wealth on cheap booze, house repairs, and hemorrhoid creams ...

Retirement Announcement with Beach Walkway Scene

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Inside Text: Announcing that I have retired. You can find me at the beach!
Artist: Amanda Jorjorian
Product Id: 1237194

Announcing that I have retired. You can find me at the beach!

Amusing dreams - an announcement of retirement

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Inside Text: I've dreamed of it and now I'm doing it ... RETIREMENT!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1239942

I've dreamed of it and now I'm doing it ... RETIREMENT!

Funny retirement announcement with clowns cartoon

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Inside Text: Just to let you know - I've finally retired and I'm looking forward to a bright future of love, laughter, health, hearth and home ... and, oh yeah, the freakin' yard work.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1318152

Just to let you know - I've finally retired and I'm looking forward to a bright future of love, laughter, health, hearth and home ... and, oh yeah, the freakin' yard work.

Humorous Electrician Retirement Announcement in…

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Inside Text: So, you see, although I'm now OFFICIALLY RETIRED, I'm going to enjoy finding NEW WAYS to CHANNEL MY ENERGY! If you have some ideas for me, I'd love to hear from you. (I've got time to be social now.)
Artist: Stacia Gorge
Product Id: 1383904

So, you see, although I'm now OFFICIALLY RETIRED, I'm going to enjoy finding NEW WAYS to CHANNEL MY ENERGY! If you have some ideas for me, I'd love to hear from you. (I've got time to be social now.)

Amusing Old Enough to Retire Announcement

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Inside Text: I'm older than the Sphinx and I just boxed up everything I own in preparation for retirement. I'm off to discover a new world!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1731614

I'm older than the Sphinx and I just boxed up everything I own in preparation for retirement. I'm off to discover a new world!

Fun Retirement and a World of Choices Ahead

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Inside Text: After so many years of making business decisions I've decided to leave the two-ply in the office and look for something more comfortable in my future. Wish me luck!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1733734

After so many years of making business decisions I've decided to leave the two-ply in the office and look for something more comfortable in my future. Wish me luck!

Amusing Retirement Announcement and My Old Chair

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Inside Text: I'm retiring. I'm planning to introduce my old tush and my favorite old chair to a life-long friendship.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1753946

I'm retiring. I'm planning to introduce my old tush and my favorite old chair to a life-long friendship.

Rat Napping Retirement Announcement

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Inside Text: I'm leaving the rat race.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Product Id: 1759156

I'm leaving the rat race.

Amusing Announcement of Retirement and the Gold…

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Inside Text: It's time I call it a day. I'm retiring and looking forward to no clocks in my life.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1810970

It's time I call it a day. I'm retiring and looking forward to no clocks in my life.

Amusing Announcement of the End of a Career and a…

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Inside Text: My end is near and my retirement is here. As I step into retirement I'll be embracing the freedom to roam, to explore, and to simply revel in the beauty of life. And who knows, perhaps I'll even keep the gown handy for special occasions!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1842710

My end is near and my retirement is here. As I step into retirement I'll be embracing the freedom to roam, to explore, and to simply revel in the beauty of life. And who knows, perhaps I'll even keep the gown handy for special occasions!

Amusing Announcement of Retirement

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Inside Text: I've decided to retire!No more workplace toilets. I'm finally free!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1921986

I've decided to retire!No more workplace toilets. I'm finally free!

A Life Redefined by Retirement

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Inside Text: I'm retiring to redefine my walk through this life. Although life's tides may shift, every wave brings new possibilities. Here's to calm waters, open skies, and fresh beginnings.
Artist: Joy Berringer via Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1940666

I'm retiring to redefine my walk through this life. Although life's tides may shift, every wave brings new possibilities. Here's to calm waters, open skies, and fresh beginnings.

An Announcement of Retirement

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Inside Text: Retirement at last! No more polishing the same old seat of power.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1949730

Retirement at last! No more polishing the same old seat of power.

Setting a Course for Retirement Announcement

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Inside Text: As I look toward retirement,open horizonsand unhurried days,I'm filled with gratitudefor the friendships,experiences, and memoriesthat made the journeyso meaningful.Thank youfor being part of it.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger with Abigail Whitehead
Product Id: 1991466

As I look toward retirement,open horizonsand unhurried days,I'm filled with gratitudefor the friendships,experiences, and memoriesthat made the journeyso meaningful.Thank youfor being part of it.

Funny I Quit but Technically in Compliance

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Inside Text: I quit! Please consider this outfit my exit interview.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 2000852

I quit! Please consider this outfit my exit interview.