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Comic, sarcastic You Won

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Inside Text: Yep, you're a winner for certain. And I'm so, so glad to be the loser.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1194486
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Yep, you're a winner for certain. And I'm so, so glad to be the loser.

Amusing divorce announcement

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Inside Text: The locksmith is done and the chains are off ... My divorce is FINAL!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1221402
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The locksmith is done and the chains are off ... My divorce is FINAL!

Humorous break-up announcement from Lover's Leap

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Inside Text: I thought I'd let you know ... Sadly, my partner and I have decided to move on without each other.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1227836
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I thought I'd let you know ... Sadly, my partner and I have decided to move on without each other.

Amusing announcement of ending a relationship…

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Inside Text: Our relationship's been on a rough road for a long time but I finally got the stones to leave. Thanks for your support in my time of rebuilding.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1262678
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Our relationship's been on a rough road for a long time but I finally got the stones to leave. Thanks for your support in my time of rebuilding.

Funny cartoon - divorce announcement

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Inside Text: My divorce is final. The dreams of my marriage past have become shadows as I move forward in an undimmed journey of new, brilliant visions and dreams. I will shine.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1289644
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My divorce is final. The dreams of my marriage past have become shadows as I move forward in an undimmed journey of new, brilliant visions and dreams. I will shine.

Funny break-up announcement to a lover cartoon

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Inside Text: I'm breaking up with you and sending you out to pasture. NO MORE FREE SAMPLES!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1311932
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I'm breaking up with you and sending you out to pasture. NO MORE FREE SAMPLES!

Funny break up announcement with elephants cartoon

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Inside Text: I'm sorry we could never see eye to eye. Breaking up with you will be the best for us both.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1365406
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I'm sorry we could never see eye to eye. Breaking up with you will be the best for us both.

Amusing you're an ass declaration cartoon

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Inside Text: ... By you but now I see you're a real asshole.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1365748
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... By you but now I see you're a real asshole.

Funny announcement of a breakup cartoon

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Inside Text: I thought I'd let you know that my current relationship just didn't work out. We've mutually agreed to break up.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1410986
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I thought I'd let you know that my current relationship just didn't work out. We've mutually agreed to break up.

Amusing announcement of divorce from wife cartoon

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Inside Text: Our marriage is over. I carried her as long as I could but we both got lost on the course.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1415596
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Our marriage is over. I carried her as long as I could but we both got lost on the course.

Amusing Lover's Leap Break Up and Good Bye Cartoon

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Inside Text: You've finally gone ahead and taken the leap that ends us. You've trashed our relationship and whatever we had has been buried. You'll never understand how much pain you've piled on me and my final utterance, a quiet and small word and promise, is good bye.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1419868
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You've finally gone ahead and taken the leap that ends us. You've trashed our relationship and whatever we had has been buried. You'll never understand how much pain you've piled on me and my final utterance, a quiet and small word and promise, is good bye.

Amusing announcement of a break up & strong…

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Inside Text: We're breaking up as a couple. There aren't enough tools in the toolbox to put us back together.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1451518
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We're breaking up as a couple. There aren't enough tools in the toolbox to put us back together.

Amusing announcement of breaking up and mirrors

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Inside Text: Mirrors, the ice shelf and space junk aren't the only things breaking up. We are. I only hope this is all followed by some good luck.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1454360
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Mirrors, the ice shelf and space junk aren't the only things breaking up. We are. I only hope this is all followed by some good luck.

Amusing divorce announcement on incompatibility…

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Inside Text: I'm saddened to let you know we've decided to pull the plug on our relationship. She was AC, I'm DC and we're simply incompatible.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1497264
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I'm saddened to let you know we've decided to pull the plug on our relationship. She was AC, I'm DC and we're simply incompatible.

Funny Sorry to Announce Divorce From Him Cartoon

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Inside Text: I wanted you to know of my divorce. It took a lot of stones to reach that decision but I shed his stones and I'm free now to change my name!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1509104
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I wanted you to know of my divorce. It took a lot of stones to reach that decision but I shed his stones and I'm free now to change my name!

Amusing Announcement of Woman's Well-deserved…

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Inside Text: Congratulate me on my well-deserved divorce. I got more in the settlement than just rid of him!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1567418
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Congratulate me on my well-deserved divorce. I got more in the settlement than just rid of him!

Notice of a Break Up and Divorce and a Sinking…

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Inside Text: We kept what we had afloat for as long as we could but I'm sorry to say we pulled the plug and we're no longer together. Keep us kindly in your thoughts as we sail on separately.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1570608
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We kept what we had afloat for as long as we could but I'm sorry to say we pulled the plug and we're no longer together. Keep us kindly in your thoughts as we sail on separately.

Amusing Divorce Announcement and Life-saving…

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Inside Text: I'm sorry and saddened to announce we're divorcing. But please know I'm taking this solemn step to save my very life.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1598372
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I'm sorry and saddened to announce we're divorcing. But please know I'm taking this solemn step to save my very life.

Male's Announcement of a Break Up and Failure…

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Inside Text: We're breaking up and it's a very tough thing to do. I'm not certain what happened but I accept the majority of the blame and failure. I'm working on a future so stay tuned.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1598378
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We're breaking up and it's a very tough thing to do. I'm not certain what happened but I accept the majority of the blame and failure. I'm working on a future so stay tuned.

The Revelation End of a Relationship Ending in…

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Inside Text: My relationship is coming apart and it's a very tough thing on me. I'm not certain what happened but I'm working through understanding why. I appreciate your thoughts and support.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1598380
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My relationship is coming apart and it's a very tough thing on me. I'm not certain what happened but I'm working through understanding why. I appreciate your thoughts and support.

Announcement of divorce or break up through jail…

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Inside Text: I'm greatly saddened to speak to you of our separation but we've done it before someone wakes up in jail. We can now move into futures that are better for each of us.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1598720
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I'm greatly saddened to speak to you of our separation but we've done it before someone wakes up in jail. We can now move into futures that are better for each of us.

A COVID-19 Related Break Up Announcement or…

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Inside Text: It's not the COVID-19. It really is you. You've been kicked off the island.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1606534
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It's not the COVID-19. It really is you. You've been kicked off the island.

A Divorce Announcement of Cupid Ending Love…

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Inside Text: The divorce has been horrible for both of us. The ending is beyond imagination.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1667486
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The divorce has been horrible for both of us. The ending is beyond imagination.

Amusing Separation or Divorce from a Guy…

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Inside Text: Thought you should know I'm separating from the old dog. He turned out to be a complete ass.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1761494
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Thought you should know I'm separating from the old dog. He turned out to be a complete ass.

Amusing Announcement of Divine Help With My…

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Inside Text: With a little divine help, a lot of cash and guts, I finally dumped his ass.My divorce is final!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1796316
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With a little divine help, a lot of cash and guts, I finally dumped his ass.My divorce is final!

Announcement of Divorce or Break Up After the…

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Inside Text: Just thought I'd let you knowthat the jerk is gone.It was what it looked like.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1810814
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Just thought I'd let you knowthat the jerk is gone.It was what it looked like.

Funny Breakup Card About Letting Go

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Inside Text: You are the spring in my step. And by spring, I mean a muddy, sucking vortex of despair.We're done.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1939568
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You are the spring in my step. And by spring, I mean a muddy, sucking vortex of despair.We're done.