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Happy Valentine's Day - FUNNY

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Inside Text: I'm referring to double checking the math on our tax return. What were you thinking?
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 250765
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I'm referring to double checking the math on our tax return. What were you thinking?

Valentines SEX - Funny

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Inside Text: I really enjoy the time we spend together ... I Love you!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 355920
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I really enjoy the time we spend together ... I Love you!

Valentines SEX II - Funny

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Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 355934
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Valentines SEX III - Funny

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Inside Text: As Husbands go, you're pretty easy to please. Happy VD. I mean, Happy Valentine's Day. I Love You.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 355938
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As Husbands go, you're pretty easy to please. Happy VD. I mean, Happy Valentine's Day. I Love You.

St. Valentine's Day - Sister

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Inside Text: She likes a good soak.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 361863
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She likes a good soak.

Valentine's Day

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Inside Text: Let's get the party started. You first.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 361866
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Let's get the party started. You first.

Be Mine - FUNNY

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Inside Text: I'm only planning to ask 7 more times, so make it easier on both of us and just say Yes.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 362405
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I'm only planning to ask 7 more times, so make it easier on both of us and just say Yes.

Lover - FUNNY

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Inside Text: And nothing too fancy either.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 362407
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And nothing too fancy either.

Lover II - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Thinking about your Friend! Happy VD! I mean, Happy Valentine's Day.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 362410
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Thinking about your Friend! Happy VD! I mean, Happy Valentine's Day.

Husband - FUNNY

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Inside Text: My Husband has always been an early "riser." Happy Valentine's Day!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 362413
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My Husband has always been an early "riser." Happy Valentine's Day!

Lesbian - FUNNY

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Inside Text: This motel charges by the hour! Happy Valentine's Day!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 362416
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This motel charges by the hour! Happy Valentine's Day!

Late Lover - FUNNY

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Inside Text: This motel charges by the hour! Happy Valentine's Day!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 362418
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This motel charges by the hour! Happy Valentine's Day!

Our First Valentine

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Inside Text: And I hope many more. I Love You!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 364837
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And I hope many more. I Love You!

Cooking Valentines - FUNNY

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Inside Text: He needed to learn to cook too! Happy Valentine's Day!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 365117
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He needed to learn to cook too! Happy Valentine's Day!

First Valentine

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Inside Text: Will you be my Valentine? You be my First or I'll be your First. Now if we only knew what this means.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 366627
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Will you be my Valentine? You be my First or I'll be your First. Now if we only knew what this means.

Valentines Stove - Funny

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Inside Text: I had to teach him how to cook too! Happy Valentine's Day!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 367073
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I had to teach him how to cook too! Happy Valentine's Day!

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Valentine Husband Retro - FUNNY

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Inside Text: But you picked me and I'm still totally thrilled! I Love you Hubby! Happy Valentine's Day
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 535842
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But you picked me and I'm still totally thrilled! I Love you Hubby! Happy Valentine's Day

Valentine Retro for Him - FUNNY

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Inside Text: But you picked me and I'm still totally thrilled! I Love you! Happy Valentine's Day
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 535845
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But you picked me and I'm still totally thrilled! I Love you! Happy Valentine's Day

Valentine Retro for Lover Partner Gay Lesbian

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Inside Text: But you picked me and I'm still totally thrilled! I Love you partner! Happy Valentine's Day
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 535847
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But you picked me and I'm still totally thrilled! I Love you partner! Happy Valentine's Day

Valentine Retro Lover Partner Gay Lesbian

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Inside Text: I made the right choice! I Love you partner! Happy Valentine's Day
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 535850
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I made the right choice! I Love you partner! Happy Valentine's Day

Valentine for Her Retro - FUNNY

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Inside Text: I definitely made the right choice! I Love you Dear! Happy Valentine's Day
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 535851
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I definitely made the right choice! I Love you Dear! Happy Valentine's Day

Valentine for Wife Retro - FUNNY

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Inside Text: I definitely made the right choice! I Love you dear Wife! Happy Valentine's Day
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 535852
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I definitely made the right choice! I Love you dear Wife! Happy Valentine's Day

Valentine Anniversary Retro - FUNNY

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Inside Text: But you won my heart, forever! Happy Anniversary and Happy Valentine's Day, Dear!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 535867
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But you won my heart, forever! Happy Anniversary and Happy Valentine's Day, Dear!

Valentine Sexy Adult Humor Retro - FUNNY

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Inside Text: But only one true Lover - YOU! Happy Valentine's Day, Dear!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 535869
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But only one true Lover - YOU! Happy Valentine's Day, Dear!

Valentine Belated Humor Retro - FUNNY

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Inside Text: And I forgot to get them Valentine's Day cards too! Sorry for the late wishes! I promise it will happen again! Happy Valentine's Day!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 535872
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And I forgot to get them Valentine's Day cards too! Sorry for the late wishes! I promise it will happen again! Happy Valentine's Day!

Valentine Adult Sexy Humor Retro - FUNNY

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Inside Text: As long as you don't care about mine because it's totally naughty. OK, I'll tell you ... Happy Valentine's Day!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 535875
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As long as you don't care about mine because it's totally naughty. OK, I'll tell you ... Happy Valentine's Day!

Valentine Boyfriend Humor Retro - FUNNY

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Inside Text: As long as you don't care about mine, boyfriend, because it's totally naughty. OK, I'll tell you ... Happy Valentine's Day!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 535877
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As long as you don't care about mine, boyfriend, because it's totally naughty. OK, I'll tell you ... Happy Valentine's Day!

AntiValentine's Day Humor Retro - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Valentine's Day (VD) brings back a rash of bad memories. Speaking of rashes, where's that ointment! Unhappy Valentine's Day to you!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 535878
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Valentine's Day (VD) brings back a rash of bad memories. Speaking of rashes, where's that ointment! Unhappy Valentine's Day to you!

Valentine's Day Adult Humor Retro - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Valentine's Day (VD) brings back a rash of bad memories. Speaking of rashes, where's that ointment! Happy Valentine's Day to you!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 535879
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Valentine's Day (VD) brings back a rash of bad memories. Speaking of rashes, where's that ointment! Happy Valentine's Day to you!

Valentine's Day Gay Lesbian Humor Retro - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Valentine's Day (VD) brings back a rash of bad memories. Speaking of rashes, where's that ointment! Happy Valentine's Day to you Partner!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 535880
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Valentine's Day (VD) brings back a rash of bad memories. Speaking of rashes, where's that ointment! Happy Valentine's Day to you Partner!