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Humorous dental school graduation party invitation

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Inside Text: I'm ready to hang my diploma! I've graduated from dental school and you're invited to help celebrate. My party details:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1390980

I'm ready to hang my diploma! I've graduated from dental school and you're invited to help celebrate. My party details:

Funny invite to dental school graduate's party

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Inside Text: You've invited to a dental school grad's party. We'll provide everything except dancing shoes! DETAILS:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1395114

You've invited to a dental school grad's party. We'll provide everything except dancing shoes! DETAILS:

Funny invite to dental school graduate's party

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Inside Text: I've finally graduated from my studies at dental school and I'm ready to celebrate. You're invited to a graduation party and I promise you won't be bored! DETAILS:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1395248

I've finally graduated from my studies at dental school and I'm ready to celebrate. You're invited to a graduation party and I promise you won't be bored! DETAILS:

Funny invitation to a family reunion with a twist

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Inside Text: JOIN US! You're invited to the family reunion. We'll all be related and arriving by the busload, come hell or high water. DETAILS:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1395618

JOIN US! You're invited to the family reunion. We'll all be related and arriving by the busload, come hell or high water. DETAILS:

Funny SWAT invite to a Police Academy graduation…

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Inside Text: You're invited to my Police Academy graduation party. I didn't know squat going in but now I know it all! DETAILS:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1399530

You're invited to my Police Academy graduation party. I didn't know squat going in but now I know it all! DETAILS:

Funny invitation to an adult baptism cartoon

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Inside Text: I'm being baptized and I'd love to have you join me as I take my first step into the light. I'll wash your car at the celebration afterwards ... DETAILS:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1403430

I'm being baptized and I'd love to have you join me as I take my first step into the light. I'll wash your car at the celebration afterwards ... DETAILS:

Funny invite to church potluck dinner cartoon

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Inside Text: You're invited to join with our Person of the Cloth and attend a potluck dinner. Fellowship, heavenly food and no burnt offerings! DETAILS:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1404644

You're invited to join with our Person of the Cloth and attend a potluck dinner. Fellowship, heavenly food and no burnt offerings! DETAILS:

Amusing invitation to an adult baptism cartoon

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Inside Text: Please come join with me as I sign on to an extended service plan that will cover my entire life and beyond. Details of my baptism:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1404836

Please come join with me as I sign on to an extended service plan that will cover my entire life and beyond. Details of my baptism:

Funny invitation to join us for breakfast cartoon

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Inside Text: Would you please join us for breakfast? There will be pork involved in some fashion! Details:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1405538

Would you please join us for breakfast? There will be pork involved in some fashion! Details:

Amusing invitation to a woman's coming out party…

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Inside Text: I've traveled long, not knowing myself completely. I've now come to fully love myself and my denial ends as I emerge from the darkness, my coming out. You're invited to my party and we'll take the rest of the journey together. DETAILS:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1405986

I've traveled long, not knowing myself completely. I've now come to fully love myself and my denial ends as I emerge from the darkness, my coming out. You're invited to my party and we'll take the rest of the journey together. DETAILS:

Funny invitation to a Mardi Gras party without…

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Inside Text: Leave your inhibitions at home and join us for a Mardi Gras party! DETAILS:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1405992

Leave your inhibitions at home and join us for a Mardi Gras party! DETAILS:

Funny Over The Hill party with reserved seating…

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Inside Text: Come join us for an Over The Hill party. Reserved seating is being arranged for you older patrons. DETAILS:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1406164

Come join us for an Over The Hill party. Reserved seating is being arranged for you older patrons. DETAILS:

Funny invitation to an Over The Hill party cartoon

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Inside Text: Come join us for an Over The Hill party before it's really over. DETAILS:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1406168

Come join us for an Over The Hill party before it's really over. DETAILS:

Funny invite for Bachelorette shopping spree…

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Inside Text: I need, need, need new clothes before the wedding. LET'S GO SHOPPING! Would this work? Time & date: _________________
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1407754

I need, need, need new clothes before the wedding. LET'S GO SHOPPING! Would this work? Time & date: _________________

Funny invite to a family reunion - gathering of…

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Inside Text: We're garnering souls for a family reunion, a typical gathering of relatives, friends and groupies. We're counting on you! Nutty old uncle George will lead the opening ceremonies. DETAILS:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1409320

We're garnering souls for a family reunion, a typical gathering of relatives, friends and groupies. We're counting on you! Nutty old uncle George will lead the opening ceremonies. DETAILS:

Funny wet t-shirt night bachelor party invitation…

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Inside Text: You're invited to a bachelor party! There might be some politically incorrect treats and cheap alcohol involved. Come see! TIME & PLACE: ______________________ RSVP: __________________________
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1411444

You're invited to a bachelor party! There might be some politically incorrect treats and cheap alcohol involved. Come see! TIME & PLACE: ______________________ RSVP: __________________________

Amusing Invite to a Dinner Date and Free Range…

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Inside Text: Please join me for an interesting dinner date. If there IS a wait it will be worth it.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1414478

Please join me for an interesting dinner date. If there IS a wait it will be worth it.

Fun New Year's Eve party invitation naked flyer…

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Inside Text: Come wing it with me at a New Year's Eve gathering! DETAILS:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1415464

Come wing it with me at a New Year's Eve gathering! DETAILS:

Amusing Invitation to be a bridesmaid cartoon

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Inside Text: I would be honored if you would consent to be my bridesmaid on the day of my wedding. I don't care what you do with the dress the day after! Love ya!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1416470

I would be honored if you would consent to be my bridesmaid on the day of my wedding. I don't care what you do with the dress the day after! Love ya!

Humorous invitation to a bachelor party and final…

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Inside Text: You're invited to bachelor party and a rousing memorable final send-off to good old what's-his-name! DETAILS!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1416830

You're invited to bachelor party and a rousing memorable final send-off to good old what's-his-name! DETAILS!

Fun be my date invitation - my favorite place…

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Inside Text: Would you be my date? I'd love to take you out and I know just the place!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1417088

Would you be my date? I'd love to take you out and I know just the place!

Fun tacosaurus birthday party invitation for kids…

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Inside Text: We're having a birthday party for: Come be a gameasaurus and a paleofoodie! We're really hoping you'll be part of our fun! Date: Time: Location: Please RSVP:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1417512

We're having a birthday party for: Come be a gameasaurus and a paleofoodie! We're really hoping you'll be part of our fun! Date: Time: Location: Please RSVP:

Amusing knightly invitation to bachelor party…

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Inside Text: Thou art ordered by the king to gather in place here ____________________ as the bell tolls _______ on ________________ to celebrate the journey of a lifetime and send ye young bachelor, fitted and girded for his future, to the fair damsel he's honoring.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1420556

Thou art ordered by the king to gather in place here ____________________ as the bell tolls _______ on ________________ to celebrate the journey of a lifetime and send ye young bachelor, fitted and girded for his future, to the fair damsel he's honoring.

Humorous invitation to be a limo driver cartoon

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Inside Text: Would you please be my limousine driver? I can promise you a few highlights in your day. You can reach me at _____________________ or look in the phone book under "What am I getting into?".
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1420560

Would you please be my limousine driver? I can promise you a few highlights in your day. You can reach me at _____________________ or look in the phone book under "What am I getting into?".

Dummy Asking Would You Be My Date cartoon

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Inside Text: I'd love for you to be my date. Would you? You never know what the future will bring.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1422016

I'd love for you to be my date. Would you? You never know what the future will bring.

Invite to see remodeling and renovating your cave…

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Inside Text: I can't wait for you to see the remodeling we've done! Please come. You're welcome over any time!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1422892

I can't wait for you to see the remodeling we've done! Please come. You're welcome over any time!

Dinner invitation from and for frog lovers cartoon

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Inside Text: You're invited to a very casual dinner party. Come see some old friends! Where & when: ____________________________
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1425698

You're invited to a very casual dinner party. Come see some old friends! Where & when: ____________________________

Amusing invite to family reunion caveman style…

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Inside Text: Just a reminder that it's time for our annual family reunion. Come, sit, reunite! DETAILS:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1438636

Just a reminder that it's time for our annual family reunion. Come, sit, reunite! DETAILS:

Amusing graveyard good times happy hour invitation

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Inside Text: You're cordially invited to a Happy Hour gathering. We'll make this one an event to remember! DETAILS:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1442278

You're cordially invited to a Happy Hour gathering. We'll make this one an event to remember! DETAILS:

Funny Friendship Day Invite and the Shadow Points…

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Inside Text: August 7th is Friendship Day. You're one of my best friends and some of us are gathering to celebrate that special day. Come join us! DETAILS:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1442280

August 7th is Friendship Day. You're one of my best friends and some of us are gathering to celebrate that special day. Come join us! DETAILS: