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Congratulations on Your Vasectomy

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Inside Text: You're having no more children.To that your wife says "thanks."There's no reason not to practice,and start shooting all those blanks.
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 57911
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You're having no more children.To that your wife says "thanks."There's no reason not to practice,and start shooting all those blanks.

Congratulations on Throwing Up at the Party

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Inside Text: You drank until the party's end. Oh yeah, that's nothing new. The party rocked, my drinking friend, until you began to spew.
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 78548
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You drank until the party's end. Oh yeah, that's nothing new. The party rocked, my drinking friend, until you began to spew.

Congratulations on Your Boob Job

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Inside Text: The deed is finally done. You want to look your best. Now you get to ask the men, to quit staring at your chest.
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 78562
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The deed is finally done. You want to look your best. Now you get to ask the men, to quit staring at your chest.

Congratulations on Your Breast Reduction

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Inside Text: Your back feels so much better. This is going to be a ball. You can now wear a sweater, Without stretching it out at all.
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 78572
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Your back feels so much better. This is going to be a ball. You can now wear a sweater, Without stretching it out at all.

Congratulations On Surviving Chicken Pox

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Inside Text: That was quite an itch you had.Be glad that's all you got.Any marks left now aren't bad,'cause round scars are really hot.
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 100143
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That was quite an itch you had.Be glad that's all you got.Any marks left now aren't bad,'cause round scars are really hot.