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Broken Leg Excuse

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Inside Text: We heard the story about how you hurt yourself. This one sounds more believable. Get Well Soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 154615

We heard the story about how you hurt yourself. This one sounds more believable. Get Well Soon!

Get Well Soon

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Inside Text: We're all thinking about you, LIKE EVERY DAY !! Get Well already.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 157449

We're all thinking about you, LIKE EVERY DAY !! Get Well already.

BE HAPPY

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Inside Text: Stop complaining, it could be worse!Get well soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 207509

Stop complaining, it could be worse!Get well soon!

Hair ya Go Girl

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Inside Text: Thinking about you during your Cancer Recovery. Treasure each day and each strand of hair!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 364646

Thinking about you during your Cancer Recovery. Treasure each day and each strand of hair!

Bald Too - FUNNY

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Inside Text: And Bald is Beautiful. Hang in there, and get well soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 365254

And Bald is Beautiful. Hang in there, and get well soon!

One day at a time - Cancer

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Inside Text: The whole staff cares about your health. Cancer is beatable. Together we can get through this.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 380381

The whole staff cares about your health. Cancer is beatable. Together we can get through this.

Appendix removed

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Inside Text: What's that? No table of contents? You sure are hard to read! Yuk Yuk Get well soon!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 380396

What's that? No table of contents? You sure are hard to read! Yuk Yuk Get well soon!!

New Boobies

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Inside Text: Can I have your old ones? Wait, I already have old ones! Double Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 382214

Can I have your old ones? Wait, I already have old ones! Double Congratulations!

Vasectomy Congrats

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Inside Text: They can reverse these ya know. Just a thought. Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 382232

They can reverse these ya know. Just a thought. Congratulations!

Broken Bone

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Inside Text: We need you on the Front Lines! Hope you feel better soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 384380

We need you on the Front Lines! Hope you feel better soon!

Get Well - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Thought you'd enjoy a laugh! Get well soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 387289

Thought you'd enjoy a laugh! Get well soon!

Surgery - Get Well - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Glad everything went OK. Thought you'd enjoy a laugh! Get well soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 387293

Glad everything went OK. Thought you'd enjoy a laugh! Get well soon!

Cancer Surgery - Get Well

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Inside Text: Glad everything went OK. Thought you'd enjoy a laugh! Get well soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 387310

Glad everything went OK. Thought you'd enjoy a laugh! Get well soon!

Vasectomy Congratulations

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Inside Text: Anyway. Hop it works out for ya. I mean "hope." (Darn typos)
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 394835

Anyway. Hop it works out for ya. I mean "hope." (Darn typos)

BOOB Job Congratulations

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Inside Text: Hope you're feeling OK! No doubt you'll be pleased with them. Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 395013

Hope you're feeling OK! No doubt you'll be pleased with them. Congratulations!

Sorry about your injury

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Inside Text: Thought you might enjoy a laugh. Get well soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 395541

Thought you might enjoy a laugh. Get well soon!

Prostate Surgery Congratulations

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Inside Text: Too much information! Best of luck in your recovery!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 396968

Too much information! Best of luck in your recovery!

Colon Surgery Congratulations

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Inside Text: Too much information! Best of luck in your recovery!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 396969

Too much information! Best of luck in your recovery!

Cancer Surgery Congratulations

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Inside Text: Too much information! Best of luck in your recovery!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 396970

Too much information! Best of luck in your recovery!

Vasectomy Congratulations

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Inside Text: Too much information! Best of luck in your recovery!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 396971

Too much information! Best of luck in your recovery!

CANCER - Doesn't Stand a Chance

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Inside Text: Wishing you a quick battle! I know you came well equipped! Get well soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 406200

Wishing you a quick battle! I know you came well equipped! Get well soon!

Plastic Surgery - AGAIN?

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Inside Text: Not sure how to cheer you up other than to say Get Well Soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 406991

Not sure how to cheer you up other than to say Get Well Soon!

Broken Bone - AGAIN?

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Inside Text: Not sure how to cheer you up other than to say Get Well Soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 406992

Not sure how to cheer you up other than to say Get Well Soon!

Gang says Get Well Soon

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Inside Text: We miss you!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 410135

We miss you!

Get Well Soon - Funny

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Inside Text: Use this card to communicate with the outside world when you are indisposed and want to provide a courtesy status update to others. Oh, and Get well soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 412432

Use this card to communicate with the outside world when you are indisposed and want to provide a courtesy status update to others. Oh, and Get well soon!

Get Well - Cancer - Pediatric

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Inside Text: I really hope you get well soon! Enjoy each day! I care for you very much!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 413301

I really hope you get well soon! Enjoy each day! I care for you very much!

Get Well Soon - Pediatric Surgery

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Inside Text: I really hope you get well soon! Hang tough!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 413305

I really hope you get well soon! Hang tough!

Nice Fresh Peaches - Get Well - Boob Job

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Inside Text: I'm sure you'll be happy with your new and improved breasts! Get Well Soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 416239

I'm sure you'll be happy with your new and improved breasts! Get Well Soon!

Get Well - Appendix - Retro

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Inside Text: You might just be ovulating, perhaps. Either way, Get well soon.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 437259

You might just be ovulating, perhaps. Either way, Get well soon.

Get Well - Gall Bladder - Retro

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Inside Text: You might just be ovulating, perhaps. Either way, Get well soon.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 437260

You might just be ovulating, perhaps. Either way, Get well soon.