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Amusing wisdom teeth removal and tooth fairy get…

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Inside Text: You've made the tooth fairy work overtime with the removal of your wisdom teeth! Hope you feel better soon and get back to those beautiful smiles of yours.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1393104

You've made the tooth fairy work overtime with the removal of your wisdom teeth! Hope you feel better soon and get back to those beautiful smiles of yours.

Funny off-color feel better after a colonoscopy

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Inside Text: Your procedure is now behind you, so to speak. Rest, relax, and recover from your Colonoscopy!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1394090

Your procedure is now behind you, so to speak. Rest, relax, and recover from your Colonoscopy!

Funny off-color vasectomy feel better and recover…

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Inside Text: You've had your years together and now you're separated, so to speak. I imagine you'll get everything back together after finally reaching those heavenly gates. Congrats and feel better on your trip to sterility.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1396648

You've had your years together and now you're separated, so to speak. I imagine you'll get everything back together after finally reaching those heavenly gates. Congrats and feel better on your trip to sterility.

Funny religiously-slanted get well from group

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Inside Text: EVERYONE'S thinking of you and wishing for you to get well and feel better soon!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1402276

EVERYONE'S thinking of you and wishing for you to get well and feel better soon!

Funny surgical get well from the office staff…

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Inside Text: Everyone in the office sends along their best wishes and hopes the refurbishing went as planned. Get well and return soon!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1406264

Everyone in the office sends along their best wishes and hopes the refurbishing went as planned. Get well and return soon!

Funny pet get well and death at the doggie door…

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Inside Text: I hope you're on the mend. Just ignore that scratching at the door. Your master wants you up and running. Feel better soon!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1408758

I hope you're on the mend. Just ignore that scratching at the door. Your master wants you up and running. Feel better soon!

Funny general get well in a hurry from group…

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Inside Text: You may have heard that we're all anxious for you to get well soon. Stay positive. Don't listen to anything else!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1409338

You may have heard that we're all anxious for you to get well soon. Stay positive. Don't listen to anything else!

Funny heart surgery get well and organ arrangement…

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Inside Text: I know your heart surgery was extremely hard and even though your heart has always been in the right place, you should feel much better knowing they got everything back in order. You're on the mend. FEEL BETTER SOON!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1410658

I know your heart surgery was extremely hard and even though your heart has always been in the right place, you should feel much better knowing they got everything back in order. You're on the mend. FEEL BETTER SOON!

Amusing auto accident feel better soon cartoon

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Inside Text: Sorry to hear about your accident but we're overjoyed that you won't be needing the plastic bags, just all that pain-in-the-ass insurance paperwork. FEEL BETTER SOON!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1411224

Sorry to hear about your accident but we're overjoyed that you won't be needing the plastic bags, just all that pain-in-the-ass insurance paperwork. FEEL BETTER SOON!

Funny get well high fever nurse & doctor cartoon

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Inside Text: I hope you get up and get out of there soon. Unless you really are hooked on hospital food ... GET WELL SOON!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1411478

I hope you get up and get out of there soon. Unless you really are hooked on hospital food ... GET WELL SOON!

Humorous get well operating room cartoon

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Inside Text: Knowing you, you had extra parts stashed away in there. You really won't miss the ones removed. You'll be back together and well soon! FEEL BETTER!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1413662

Knowing you, you had extra parts stashed away in there. You really won't miss the ones removed. You'll be back together and well soon! FEEL BETTER!

Cartoon approach to back surgery get well

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Inside Text: You've survived back surgery! Get well soon! It won't be the last time that something happens behind your back.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1415734

You've survived back surgery! Get well soon! It won't be the last time that something happens behind your back.

Get Well and Close Call for Your Beloved Dog…

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Inside Text: It was a close call but I'm so glad your doggie friend is better and is way down on the collection list now!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1421522

It was a close call but I'm so glad your doggie friend is better and is way down on the collection list now!

Amusing knee surgery feel better doctor & patient…

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Inside Text: You'll be up and out in no time! I'm glad your knee surgery went so well!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1452908

You'll be up and out in no time! I'm glad your knee surgery went so well!

Well wishes & a smile to a liver transplant…

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Inside Text: We're so glad you're still with us and the liver transplant was such a wonderful success. You had the parts department working overtime! Get well and feel better soon.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1455682

We're so glad you're still with us and the liver transplant was such a wonderful success. You had the parts department working overtime! Get well and feel better soon.

Cartoon Woman Choosing an Expensive Get Well…

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Inside Text: I have a fortune invested in seeing you well and feeling better soon. Thinking of you!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1455800

I have a fortune invested in seeing you well and feeling better soon. Thinking of you!

Amusing acupressure/acupuncture get well

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Inside Text: I'm so glad you're getting well and feeling better. I guess my voodoo worked.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1456350

I'm so glad you're getting well and feeling better. I guess my voodoo worked.

Amusing adult hair transplant get well wish…

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Inside Text: Congratulations, I'll bet there will be a lot of fringe benefits from your hair transplant! Feel better soon.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1458098

Congratulations, I'll bet there will be a lot of fringe benefits from your hair transplant! Feel better soon.

Funny colonoscopy feel better, get well and odd…

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Inside Text: I'm happy your colonoscopy went well and your rabbit's foot lucky charm was working. Feel better quickly!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1458792

I'm happy your colonoscopy went well and your rabbit's foot lucky charm was working. Feel better quickly!

Amusing get well soon and a hospital food…

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Inside Text: Get well and feel better soon. I know you'd be getting better faster if they just stopped feeding you!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1459038

Get well and feel better soon. I know you'd be getting better faster if they just stopped feeding you!

Amusing fibromyalgia and feel better support…

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Inside Text: Rest assured the correct rust inhibitor will be found for you and the dark days of fibromyalgia will fade away. Feel better soon. You have our complete and total support.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1459146

Rest assured the correct rust inhibitor will be found for you and the dark days of fibromyalgia will fade away. Feel better soon. You have our complete and total support.

Funny Get Well Cartoon - Broken Bones & Hospital…

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Inside Text: Sorry to hear about your accident. Sticks and stones may break your bones but words and prices on invoices and bills will pretty well screw you up good. GET WELL SOON!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1459436

Sorry to hear about your accident. Sticks and stones may break your bones but words and prices on invoices and bills will pretty well screw you up good. GET WELL SOON!

A group get well treatment plan and wallet biopsy…

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Inside Text: OUR only plan for you is to get you well, get you healthy, and have you feel better soon!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1459864

OUR only plan for you is to get you well, get you healthy, and have you feel better soon!

Congrats on a Successful Bladder Prolapse Repair…

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your successful prolapsed bladder surgery. You'll be up and not running in no time!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1477098

Congratulations on your successful prolapsed bladder surgery. You'll be up and not running in no time!

Amusing treadmill and car wreck feel better soon

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Inside Text: I'm so sorry to hear of your car accident. I hope you'll feel better soon and I'm glad your texting finger is uninjured!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1480626

I'm so sorry to hear of your car accident. I hope you'll feel better soon and I'm glad your texting finger is uninjured!

Amusing Get Well for Someone with Tennis Elbow…

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Inside Text: A tennis elbow injury? Well, that's certainly not funny. Heal quickly and get well soon!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1480676

A tennis elbow injury? Well, that's certainly not funny. Heal quickly and get well soon!

Humorous Get Well Vasectomy and Treatment Decision…

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Inside Text: Feel better soon from your vasectomy surgery. As with Lennie, we're pulling for you!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1490100

Feel better soon from your vasectomy surgery. As with Lennie, we're pulling for you!

Amusing Get Well for Dogs and Balloon Animals…

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Inside Text: I'm sorry you're not feeling well but your master will have you up on all fours doing tricks in no time! Get well soon!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1490682

I'm sorry you're not feeling well but your master will have you up on all fours doing tricks in no time! Get well soon!

Amusing get well and feel better soon in golf…

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Inside Text: It looks like their surgical approach was right on. You're on the green in one. Feel better soon!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1509116

It looks like their surgical approach was right on. You're on the green in one. Feel better soon!

Amusing colonoscopy get well and the small-handed…

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Inside Text: Your colonoscopy is over and done. It helps to have the doctor with the small hands. Get well and feel better!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1510882

Your colonoscopy is over and done. It helps to have the doctor with the small hands. Get well and feel better!