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Amusing wish that your loved doggie companion gets…

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Inside Text: I hope your doggie companion gets well soon!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1171218
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I hope your doggie companion gets well soon!

Funny Get Well Cartoon About Continuing Payments…

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Inside Text: I'm very glad you're feeling better!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1176916
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I'm very glad you're feeling better!

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A Cartoon Get Well Wish To a Cat Lover's Cat

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Inside Text: Spaying is a considerate move in Kittyland. Heal quickly!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1180582
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Spaying is a considerate move in Kittyland. Heal quickly!

8 Lives Left and Insurance Cartoon Get Well wish

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Inside Text: You have 8 lives left. Live those in good health!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1181072
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You have 8 lives left. Live those in good health!

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A fun get well wish with lobsters, hot water and…

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Inside Text: Here's hoping you're soon up and out of your sick bed. Feel better fast!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1181182
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Here's hoping you're soon up and out of your sick bed. Feel better fast!

Funny Get Well Enema Treatment

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Inside Text: Maybe this card will help. Get well quickly!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1186644
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Maybe this card will help. Get well quickly!

Funny emotional therapy encouragement & support -…

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Inside Text: I need you to be well.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1188118
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I need you to be well.

Funny get well, feel better after health scare

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Inside Text: It could have been a lot worse. I'm glad you're recovering!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1188492
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It could have been a lot worse. I'm glad you're recovering!

Funny get well wish and panhandler with an idea

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Inside Text: Sorry you're so down. Feel better soon!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1190178
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Sorry you're so down. Feel better soon!

Funny sorry about your vehicular accident

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Inside Text: Sorry to hear about your accident. They'll have you back on the road in no time! FEEL BETTER SOON!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1198556
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Sorry to hear about your accident. They'll have you back on the road in no time! FEEL BETTER SOON!

Funny good luck with your pending surgery

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Inside Text: Good luck with your upcoming surgery! Don't worry, they've removed more parrots than you can shake a stick at.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1199146
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Good luck with your upcoming surgery! Don't worry, they've removed more parrots than you can shake a stick at.

Funny Surgical Recovery Get Well Cartoon

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Inside Text: You'll live but the wallet's a goner. GET WELL SOON!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1204808
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You'll live but the wallet's a goner. GET WELL SOON!

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Amusing heaven-themed get well cartoon

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Inside Text: You avoided St. Peter's review at the gates this time! We're happy that you're still with us and quickly getting well!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1210216
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You avoided St. Peter's review at the gates this time! We're happy that you're still with us and quickly getting well!

Spaceship crash cartoon humor sorry about accident

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Inside Text: Did you hear a lawyer beat the police to the crash scene? I'm happy you're okay after your vehicle accident. FEEL BETTER SOON!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1212944
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Did you hear a lawyer beat the police to the crash scene? I'm happy you're okay after your vehicle accident. FEEL BETTER SOON!

Fun get well, feel better guarantee after surgery

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Inside Text: Your surgery was rough, but you made it and they guaranteed you for 75 more years ... Get well very soon!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1213398
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Your surgery was rough, but you made it and they guaranteed you for 75 more years ... Get well very soon!

Fun get well wish

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Inside Text: Hear the rumble? They're coming for you! GET WELL and get out of there as soon as you can!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1215864
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Hear the rumble? They're coming for you! GET WELL and get out of there as soon as you can!

Funny Get Well Cartoon Featuring Dog Therapy

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Inside Text: GET WELL SOON! You know you can lick this thing!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1216608
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GET WELL SOON! You know you can lick this thing!

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Amusing dance-related get well from group

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Inside Text: Fortunately you can't see us but we're all doing the GET WELL DANCE for you right now!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1220278
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Fortunately you can't see us but we're all doing the GET WELL DANCE for you right now!

Sincere wish for mental illness feel better -…

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Inside Text: I know it seems like forever. Feel well soon.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1221132
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I know it seems like forever. Feel well soon.

Amusing surgical best of luck

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Inside Text: Best of luck with your surgery and don't let them take out more than they need!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1221438
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Best of luck with your surgery and don't let them take out more than they need!

Funny Chicken Soup Get Well Cartoon

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Inside Text: FEEL BETTER SOON and save a chicken!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1223824
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FEEL BETTER SOON and save a chicken!

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Amusing feel better after colonoscopy thought

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Inside Text: Everything will go smoothly with your colonoscopy as long as you don't get the scope with the "WaaWaa" horn. STAY WELL!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1224512
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Everything will go smoothly with your colonoscopy as long as you don't get the scope with the "WaaWaa" horn. STAY WELL!

A smile for someone depressed

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Inside Text: Don't make me send in the clowns.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1224520
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Don't make me send in the clowns.

Humorous vasectomy congrats and Veterinarian…

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Inside Text: Maybe the neutering will help with the night prowling ... Congratulations on getting your vasectomy!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1228876
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Maybe the neutering will help with the night prowling ... Congratulations on getting your vasectomy!

Amusing group get well after surgery - hospital…

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Inside Text: We ran this through our legal department and they okayed a group signing of this card ... We're all happy you're recovering so well after your surgery - and you won't need a lawyer!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1237168
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We ran this through our legal department and they okayed a group signing of this card ... We're all happy you're recovering so well after your surgery - and you won't need a lawyer!

Amusing hospital waiting room with the grim reaper…

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Inside Text: We're all anxiously waiting for you to GET WELL! Best wishes for a speedy recovery!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1237968
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We're all anxiously waiting for you to GET WELL! Best wishes for a speedy recovery!

Amusing Get Well to Mom Dance

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Inside Text: Mom, fortunately you can't see me but I'm doing the GET WELL DANCE for you right now! Love 'ya!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1244190
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Mom, fortunately you can't see me but I'm doing the GET WELL DANCE for you right now! Love 'ya!

Amusing get well to dad dance

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Inside Text: Dad, fortunately you can't see me but I'm doing the GET WELL DANCE for you right now! Love 'ya!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1244206
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Dad, fortunately you can't see me but I'm doing the GET WELL DANCE for you right now! Love 'ya!

Humorous get well wish after gallbladder surgery…

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Inside Text: You weren't using that thing much anyway ... Get healthy after your gallbladder surgery!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1252894
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You weren't using that thing much anyway ... Get healthy after your gallbladder surgery!

Humorous carpal tunnel surgery get well sentiment

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Inside Text: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome surgery? Wow! No more rubbing for awhile, eh? GET WELL QUICKLY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1253550
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Carpal Tunnel Syndrome surgery? Wow! No more rubbing for awhile, eh? GET WELL QUICKLY!

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