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Happy Festivus, Pastel Stripes

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Inside Text: It's a holiday for the rest of us ... Happy Festivus!
Artist: Phil Perkins
Product Id: 938617
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It's a holiday for the rest of us ... Happy Festivus!

Feats of Strength, Airing of Grievances Humorous…

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Inside Text: The holiday for the rest of us.
Artist: Ron Magnes
Product Id: 946565
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The holiday for the rest of us.

Chocolate Candy Decorated Festivus Cake

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Inside Text: The holiday for the rest of us.
Artist: Ron Magnes
Product Id: 946568
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The holiday for the rest of us.

Happy Festivus, The Holiday for the Rest of Us,…

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Inside Text: Happy Festivus!
Artist: Bright
Product Id: 948489
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Happy Festivus!

Fr. Group, Festivus for the Rest of Us, humor

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Inside Text: Happy Festivus! From All of US
Artist: Bright
Product Id: 952559
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Happy Festivus! From All of US

Adult, Sexy, Festivus for the Rest of Us, humor

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Inside Text: We've covered three elements of Festivus: 1. The airing of complaints 2. The show of strength 3. The raising of the pole Now, what else can we do with the pole? Happy Festivus, Sexy!
Artist: Bright
Product Id: 952579
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We've covered three elements of Festivus: 1. The airing of complaints 2. The show of strength 3. The raising of the pole Now, what else can we do with the pole? Happy Festivus, Sexy!

To Boyfriend, Happy Festivus, The Holiday for the…

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Inside Text: Happy Festivus!
Artist: Bright
Product Id: 953169
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Happy Festivus!

To Girlfriend, Happy Festivus, The Holiday for the…

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Inside Text: Happy Festivus!
Artist: Bright
Product Id: 953171
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Happy Festivus!

To Mom and Dad, Happy Festivus, The Holiday for…

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Inside Text: Happy Festivus!
Artist: Bright
Product Id: 953175
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Happy Festivus!

To Friend, Happy Festivus, The Holiday for the…

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Inside Text: Happy Festivus!
Artist: Bright
Product Id: 953179
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Happy Festivus!

Happy Festivus Funny Holiday in Red White and…

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Inside Text: It's a Festivus Miracle that we're sending this card! Enjoy your Season!
Artist: ©Doreen Erhardt
Product Id: 1005721
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It's a Festivus Miracle that we're sending this card! Enjoy your Season!

Fly Airing Grievances About a Frog Festivus card

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Inside Text: Festivus for the rest of us. Have a fun holiday season.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Product Id: 1119744
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Festivus for the rest of us. Have a fun holiday season.

Humorous Festivus Pole Dancing Cartoon

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Inside Text: HAPPY FESTIVUS!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Product Id: 1124472
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HAPPY FESTIVUS!

Happy Festivus Card With Ornaments and Holly

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Inside Text: Wishing you and yours many blessings this Festivus.
Artist: Janet Palaggi
Product Id: 1136420
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Wishing you and yours many blessings this Festivus.

Festive Festivus with Rainbow Ribbon Wrapped Poles

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Inside Text: Festivus wishes to someone special far away. Wish we could celebrate together!
Artist: Teri Nelson Kuster
Product Id: 1149526
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Festivus wishes to someone special far away. Wish we could celebrate together!

Winter Scenery Festivus Greeting Card

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Inside Text: Wishing you and your family a Happy Festivus
Artist: Moonlake Designs
Product Id: 1194626
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Wishing you and your family a Happy Festivus

Happy Festivus (with Santa Claus)

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Inside Text: May you meet the feats of strength and air many grievances this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 54522
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May you meet the feats of strength and air many grievances this Festivus!

Festivus Yes! Bagels No!

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Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 54526
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May You Have A Happy Festivus!

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Inside Text: May you meet the feats of strength and air many grievances this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 54528
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May you meet the feats of strength and air many grievances this Festivus!

Late Festivus Wishes

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Inside Text: Late Festivus wishes are better than no Festivus wishes at all!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 54530
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Late Festivus wishes are better than no Festivus wishes at all!

Vintage-Style Festivus Wishes

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Inside Text: Wishing you a happy Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 55925
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Wishing you a happy Festivus!

Vintage Festivus Shopping Card

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Inside Text: May you meet the feats of strength and air many grievances this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 56371
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May you meet the feats of strength and air many grievances this Festivus!

Vintage Package-Style Festivus Shopping Card

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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 56993
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Wishing you all the best this Festivus!

Vintage-Style Snowman Festivus Card

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Inside Text: All the best this Festivus season!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 56995
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All the best this Festivus season!

Vintage-Style Festivus Card

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Inside Text: Wishing you the best this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 57084
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Wishing you the best this Festivus!

Santa Wishes A Happy Festivus

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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 59834
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Wishing you all the best this Festivus!

Festivus Isn't Over!

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Inside Text: Rules are rules! Happy Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 71223
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Rules are rules! Happy Festivus!

Congratulations on Baby's First Festivus!

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Inside Text: Best wishes for you and yours at Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 71664
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Best wishes for you and yours at Festivus!

Festivus Card for Dog Lovers

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Inside Text: Wishing you the best at Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 71672
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Wishing you the best at Festivus!

Baby's First Festivus

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your baby's first Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 71674
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Congratulations on your baby's first Festivus!