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Congratulations on Surviving Your Root Canal

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Inside Text: Did it hurt less than flossing?
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 56079

Did it hurt less than flossing?

Congratulations on Results of Your Paternity Test

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Inside Text: So, now you know the results of your paternity test. Congratulations!
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 56087

So, now you know the results of your paternity test. Congratulations!

Congratulations on Successfully Potty Training

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Inside Text: It's nice to hear thatthings are finallyhitting the mark!You must be pooped.Congratulations on yoursuccessful potty training.
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 57811

It's nice to hear thatthings are finallyhitting the mark!You must be pooped.Congratulations on yoursuccessful potty training.

Congratulations on Your Acquittal

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Inside Text: Whether you did it, or didn't do it, that's not the issue. Congratulations on your acquittal.
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 57829

Whether you did it, or didn't do it, that's not the issue. Congratulations on your acquittal.

Congratulations on Getting Out of Prison

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Inside Text: You've paid your dues in prison. You've gotten out of jail. But if you get caught again, Don't call me for the bail.
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 57905

You've paid your dues in prison. You've gotten out of jail. But if you get caught again, Don't call me for the bail.

Congratulations on Not Being Pregnant

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Inside Text: I'm so glad you are not pregnant. It's really for the best. You know I sighed with deep relief, When you failed the pregnancy test.
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 57917

I'm so glad you are not pregnant. It's really for the best. You know I sighed with deep relief, When you failed the pregnancy test.

Congratulations on Going on Your First Date

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Inside Text: I know your heart was racing, It's a very exciting thing. But don't do anything I wouldn't do, without a wedding ring.
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 78546

I know your heart was racing, It's a very exciting thing. But don't do anything I wouldn't do, without a wedding ring.

Congratulations on Your Liposuction

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Inside Text: Now you're so much thinner, I'll bet you're glad of that. I hope you stay a winner, and not regain this once lost fat.
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 81834

Now you're so much thinner, I'll bet you're glad of that. I hope you stay a winner, and not regain this once lost fat.

Congratulations on Your Face Lift

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Inside Text: Where did all your wrinkles go? The crow's feet, too, aren't there. Your new young face is quite the show, catching young men as they stare.
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 81842

Where did all your wrinkles go? The crow's feet, too, aren't there. Your new young face is quite the show, catching young men as they stare.

Congratulations On Entering Menopause

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Inside Text: Your cycles are now complete. You can ditch the Maxi Pad. The hot flashes are really neat. They make you hot when you're not mad.
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 100127

Your cycles are now complete. You can ditch the Maxi Pad. The hot flashes are really neat. They make you hot when you're not mad.

Congratulations On Getting A CPAP For Your Sleep…

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Inside Text: It's like hooking up a flight mask. It makes you look less boring. And now your family won't have to ask for you to stop your snoring.
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 100133

It's like hooking up a flight mask. It makes you look less boring. And now your family won't have to ask for you to stop your snoring.

Congratulations On Getting Out of Your Cast

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Inside Text: The plaster has been peeled awayand you can wash it now with soap.I bet you knew I was going to say,"Don't break it again, you dope."
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 100147

The plaster has been peeled awayand you can wash it now with soap.I bet you knew I was going to say,"Don't break it again, you dope."

Congratulations On Losing Your Driver's License

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Inside Text: This has to be your lucky day to receive this from me in the mail. Be glad your license was taken away, and your butt not thrown into jail.
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 100159

This has to be your lucky day to receive this from me in the mail. Be glad your license was taken away, and your butt not thrown into jail.

Congratulations on Your Elopement

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Inside Text: It's better than a shotgun wedding.You two love-birds had to elope.I'm sure you've already messed the bedding.Get those sheets washed in good soap.
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 152830

It's better than a shotgun wedding.You two love-birds had to elope.I'm sure you've already messed the bedding.Get those sheets washed in good soap.

Congratulations on Losing Your Virginity

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Inside Text: You finally lost your virginity.From the rooftops you want to shout it.But sex is a lot like air conditioning.Once you've had it you can't live without it.
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 152838

You finally lost your virginity.From the rooftops you want to shout it.But sex is a lot like air conditioning.Once you've had it you can't live without it.

Congratulations on Becoming a Grandfather

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Inside Text: Congratulations on the newbornand continuing your bloodline.If it didn't inherit your ugly mugthe baby will be just fine.
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 152852

Congratulations on the newbornand continuing your bloodline.If it didn't inherit your ugly mugthe baby will be just fine.

Congratulations on Becoming a Grandmother

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Inside Text: So now you are a grandmother,like you never were before.Congratulations for the newborn,it is one you will always adore.
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 152858

So now you are a grandmother,like you never were before.Congratulations for the newborn,it is one you will always adore.

Congratulations on Becoming Grandparents

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Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 152870

Congratulations On Getting Your Gallbladder…

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Inside Text: That seering pain inside your gut Was just a bad gallbladder. The surgery was a pain in the butt, But now you feel less badder.
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 322015

That seering pain inside your gut Was just a bad gallbladder. The surgery was a pain in the butt, But now you feel less badder.