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Funny congrats on making the decision to engage…

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Inside Text: You took the plunge! Congratulations on your engagement!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1181198

You took the plunge! Congratulations on your engagement!

Funny new car congrats - caveman selling stone…

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Inside Text: Congrats on your new car purchase! Well done!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1187020

Congrats on your new car purchase! Well done!

Cartoon Money Card for Tooth Lost, Dentist &…

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Inside Text: Here's a little moneyto help ease the pain.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1188474

Here's a little moneyto help ease the pain.

Humorous lawyer retirement congratulations

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Inside Text: CONGRATULATIONS on hanging up your briefs!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1189326

CONGRATULATIONS on hanging up your briefs!

Fun congratulations on getting a part-time job -…

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Inside Text: Congrats on getting a part-time job! All you need now are a couple more to make it ...
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1190298

Congrats on getting a part-time job! All you need now are a couple more to make it ...

Amusing Congrats Passing the Bar and Beach Dangers

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Inside Text: Congrats on passing the bar!Just don't celebrate near the beach.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1190604

Congrats on passing the bar!Just don't celebrate near the beach.

Funny Congrats Doggie Obedience School Finish

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Inside Text: CONGRATULATIONS! You finished obedience school together. Treats all around!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1191536

CONGRATULATIONS! You finished obedience school together. Treats all around!

Cartoon Congratulations to a Retiring Lawyer -…

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Inside Text: You've been crankin' at it very hard for a long, long time as a lawyer. You've seen it all and done it all.CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1192236

You've been crankin' at it very hard for a long, long time as a lawyer. You've seen it all and done it all.CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement!

Not Beethoven's 5th but post-op bowel movement…

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Inside Text: Similar to Beethoven's 5th movement you've had your 1st after surgery. I'm glad things worked out for you!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1192950

Similar to Beethoven's 5th movement you've had your 1st after surgery. I'm glad things worked out for you!

Congrats cartoon to newly-graduated doctor

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Inside Text: Congratulations on earning your new white coat. Remember to pick up your doctor thingie to go with it!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1194102

Congratulations on earning your new white coat. Remember to pick up your doctor thingie to go with it!

Funny cartoon dog obedience school graduation…

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Inside Text: Doggie training was rough. Now just sit, stay and enjoy a dental chew along with your pooch to celebrate graduation from Dog Obedience School!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1194474

Doggie training was rough. Now just sit, stay and enjoy a dental chew along with your pooch to celebrate graduation from Dog Obedience School!

Fun congrats on your royal first movement post…

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your first post-op Royal Flush. It's a winning hand!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1194618

Congratulations on your first post-op Royal Flush. It's a winning hand!

Funny New Job Congrats and a Thumbs Up on Your…

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Inside Text: A big "thumbs-up" on your newly-found job!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1194870

A big "thumbs-up" on your newly-found job!

Fun BOOYAH On your Career Coach Retirement…

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Inside Text: As a Career Coach you advised others to retire when:#1 - they forget names.#2 - they forget faces.#3 - they forget to zip up their fly.#4 - they forget to unzip their fly. Coach RickeyNow you're THERE!Congrats on your decisionto retire!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1195658

As a Career Coach you advised others to retire when:#1 - they forget names.#2 - they forget faces.#3 - they forget to zip up their fly.#4 - they forget to unzip their fly. Coach RickeyNow you're THERE!Congrats on your decisionto retire!

Funny Devilishly Warm Retirement Congratulations

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Inside Text: CONGRATULATIONS! Retirement means never having to worry about what to wear any more.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1196508

CONGRATULATIONS! Retirement means never having to worry about what to wear any more.

Fun retirement congrats to seasoned lawyer

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Inside Text: Your time for swimming with the sharks is over ... CONGRATULATIONS on your well-earned retirement!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1198324

Your time for swimming with the sharks is over ... CONGRATULATIONS on your well-earned retirement!

Fun retirement congrats with sandman, cats &…

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Inside Text: Here's hoping RETIREMENT is everything you've dreamed of. Enjoy it and the extra sleep!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1204204

Here's hoping RETIREMENT is everything you've dreamed of. Enjoy it and the extra sleep!

New job fun for dentist

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Inside Text: Three reminders now that you've scored that great new dental job: Lefty-loosey, righty-tighty. Your degree from Tooth Fairy University is valid in your state. Count your fingers at the end of each day. CONGRATULATIONS!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1206184

Three reminders now that you've scored that great new dental job: Lefty-loosey, righty-tighty. Your degree from Tooth Fairy University is valid in your state. Count your fingers at the end of each day. CONGRATULATIONS!

Amusing Ph. D. congrats

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Inside Text: Life's but a dance and you've dearly earned the right to cut in ... CONGRATULATIONS on achieving your Ph. D.!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1208210

Life's but a dance and you've dearly earned the right to cut in ... CONGRATULATIONS on achieving your Ph. D.!

Fun dog-oriented retirement congrats - glad you're…

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your RETIREMENT! We're glad you're out!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1212058

Congratulations on your RETIREMENT! We're glad you're out!

Amusing good luck in law school

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Inside Text: You have everything a person needs to make it through ... CONGRATULATIONS on making it into law school!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1212276

You have everything a person needs to make it through ... CONGRATULATIONS on making it into law school!

Funny congrats on new car purchase

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Inside Text: CONGRATULATIONS on scoring your new vehicle! Enjoy life in the fast lane!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1212608

CONGRATULATIONS on scoring your new vehicle! Enjoy life in the fast lane!

Amusing congrats on new home purchase

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Inside Text: CONGRATULATIONS on scoring your wonderful new home!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1212652

CONGRATULATIONS on scoring your wonderful new home!

Amusing congrats on passing the bar and bedtime…

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Inside Text: In a small amount of words - I salute your grand idea ... CONGRATULATIONS on passing the bar!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1212710

In a small amount of words - I salute your grand idea ... CONGRATULATIONS on passing the bar!

Funny congrats - lawyer retirement & survival

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Inside Text: CONGRATULATIONS on surviving and retiring from your working life as a great lawyer!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1212718

CONGRATULATIONS on surviving and retiring from your working life as a great lawyer!

Amusing retirement congrats for dad

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Inside Text: Dad, I'm so glad you retired before the job got to you ... CONGRATULATIONS!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1214570

Dad, I'm so glad you retired before the job got to you ... CONGRATULATIONS!

Funny congrats on landing law-related job

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Inside Text: You're a superhero now. Use your superhuman talents for good and not evil ... CONGRATS on your new position in the field of the law.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1219554

You're a superhero now. Use your superhuman talents for good and not evil ... CONGRATS on your new position in the field of the law.

Amusing Correctional Officer Retirement Cartoon

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Inside Text: As a Correctional Officer you've seen it all and have earned your release ... CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1219576

As a Correctional Officer you've seen it all and have earned your release ... CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement!

Amusing Promotion Congrats from Cubicle to Cube

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Inside Text: Don't forgetyour friendsin the trenches . . .CONGRATULATIONSon your promotion!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1221404

Don't forgetyour friendsin the trenches . . .CONGRATULATIONSon your promotion!

Funny lawyer retirement congrats - decree from…

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Inside Text: You've been loosed upon the landscape and it shall be called retirement ... CONGRATULATIONS!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1221854

You've been loosed upon the landscape and it shall be called retirement ... CONGRATULATIONS!