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Gay Greetings Birthdays Suck

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Inside Text: ...and so do I, DROP'EM! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: CLARK MATTHEWS
Product Id: 481402
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...and so do I, DROP'EM! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Gay Greetings Gay Couple Old Age Birthday

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Inside Text: happy birthday
Artist: CLARK MATTHEWS
Product Id: 481407
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happy birthday

Gay Greetings Make Up Tips

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Inside Text: Ask Shirwin-Williams! Happy Birthday
Artist: CLARK MATTHEWS
Product Id: 481414
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Ask Shirwin-Williams! Happy Birthday

Gay Greetings Old Age Queen Birthday

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Inside Text: Happy Birthday You Old Queen!
Artist: CLARK MATTHEWS
Product Id: 481420
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Happy Birthday You Old Queen!

Gay Greetings Old Age Birthday

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Inside Text: Happy Birthday You Old Lezbo!
Artist: CLARK MATTHEWS
Product Id: 481421
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Happy Birthday You Old Lezbo!

Gay Greetings Valentine's Cupid

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Inside Text: You already have me, try again! Happy Valentine's Day
Artist: CLARK MATTHEWS
Product Id: 481767
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You already have me, try again! Happy Valentine's Day

Gay Greetings Prostate Exam Birthday

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Inside Text: Take a deep breath and enjoy the ride, at your age sweetie it's the best sex you'll find!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Artist: CLARK MATTHEWS
Product Id: 481778
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Take a deep breath and enjoy the ride, at your age sweetie it's the best sex you'll find!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Gay Greetings

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Inside Text: DOOMED! Happy Birthday
Artist: CLARK MATTHEWS
Product Id: 481789
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DOOMED! Happy Birthday

Gay Greetings Drag Queen Birthday

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Inside Text: DON'T BE A DRAG! Happy Birthday
Artist: CLARK MATTHEWS
Product Id: 481790
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DON'T BE A DRAG! Happy Birthday

Gay Greetingslife's better with leather

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Inside Text: WOOF!
Artist: CLARK MATTHEWS
Product Id: 481791
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WOOF!

Gay Greetings Online Dating Birthday

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Inside Text: Happy Birthday Stud!
Artist: CLARK MATTHEWS
Product Id: 481792
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Happy Birthday Stud!

Gay Greetings Into Bear Back Birthday

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Inside Text: Heard you're in to Bear Back!
Artist: CLARK MATTHEWS
Product Id: 481793
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Heard you're in to Bear Back!

Gay Greetings You've Touched my Heart

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Inside Text: ...PLEASE!!!???
Artist: CLARK MATTHEWS
Product Id: 481794
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...PLEASE!!!???

Gay Greetings Anniversary

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Inside Text: Still together after all of these years, An amazing, sexy couple of queers! Happy Anniversary
Artist: CLARK MATTHEWS
Product Id: 481797
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Still together after all of these years, An amazing, sexy couple of queers! Happy Anniversary

Gay Greetings Whip You Up Birthday

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Inside Text: Rather Just Whip YOU! Happy Birthday!
Artist: CLARK MATTHEWS
Product Id: 481801
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Rather Just Whip YOU! Happy Birthday!

Gay Greetings Heterosexual Women Doomed

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Inside Text: Unfortunately, so did he!
Artist: CLARK MATTHEWS
Product Id: 481802
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Unfortunately, so did he!

Gay Greetings View from the Rear Birthday

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Inside Text: When I'm drunk on my ass and the view's from behind! Happy Birthday
Artist: CLARK MATTHEWS
Product Id: 481806
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When I'm drunk on my ass and the view's from behind! Happy Birthday

Gay greetings Birthday

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Inside Text: Thought you might like a big COCK for your Birthday! Happy Birthday
Artist: CLARK MATTHEWS
Product Id: 481809
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Thought you might like a big COCK for your Birthday! Happy Birthday

Gay Greetings Birthday Candle Holder

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Inside Text: Got you this great Candle Holder!
Artist: CLARK MATTHEWS
Product Id: 481811
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Got you this great Candle Holder!

Gay Greetings Hard to get Old Birthday

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Inside Text: Happy Birthday
Artist: CLARK MATTHEWS
Product Id: 481813
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Happy Birthday

Gay Greetings

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Inside Text: WANNA PLAY GAY TWISTER? Happy Birthday
Artist: CLARK MATTHEWS
Product Id: 481817
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WANNA PLAY GAY TWISTER? Happy Birthday

Gay Greetings Money can't buy Hapiness

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Inside Text: Money can't buy happiness, but poor can't buy ANYTHING!
Artist: CLARK MATTHEWS
Product Id: 481819
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Money can't buy happiness, but poor can't buy ANYTHING!

Gay Greetings

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Inside Text: I dated THE LYIN' KING
Artist: CLARK MATTHEWS
Product Id: 481822
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I dated THE LYIN' KING

Gay Greetings Lesbian Humor

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Inside Text: To us Lezbos it's all the same
Artist: CLARK MATTHEWS
Product Id: 481836
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To us Lezbos it's all the same

Gay Greetings Out of the Closet

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Inside Text: Spend the rest with me?
Artist: CLARK MATTHEWS
Product Id: 481851
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Spend the rest with me?

Gay Greetings Kinky Santa Christmas

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Inside Text: Have Yourself A Kinky Little Christmas
Artist: CLARK MATTHEWS
Product Id: 481886
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Have Yourself A Kinky Little Christmas

Gay Greetings Christmas Sexy Stocking Stuffer

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Inside Text: Don't ya' love Stocking Stuffers!?
Artist: CLARK MATTHEWS
Product Id: 481891
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Don't ya' love Stocking Stuffers!?

Gay Greetings

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Inside Text: MY PLACE!
Artist: CLARK MATTHEWS
Product Id: 481927
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MY PLACE!

Positive

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Artist: CLARK MATTHEWS
Product Id: 716157
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HIV Awareness

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Artist: CLARK MATTHEWS
Product Id: 716158
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