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Spooning

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Inside Text: ...I PEED ON YOU WHILE WE WERE SPOONING.
Artist: Afterthoughtsllc
Product Id: 263300
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...I PEED ON YOU WHILE WE WERE SPOONING.

Kiss

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Inside Text: ...I MADE OUT WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND IN FRONT OF YOU.
Artist: Afterthoughtsllc
Product Id: 263307
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...I MADE OUT WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND IN FRONT OF YOU.

Forgot

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Inside Text: ...I FORGOT YOUR NAME!
Artist: Afterthoughtsllc
Product Id: 263311
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...I FORGOT YOUR NAME!

Falling

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Inside Text: ...YOU FELL DOWN THE STAIRS!
Artist: Afterthoughtsllc
Product Id: 263315
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...YOU FELL DOWN THE STAIRS!

Slap

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Inside Text: ...I SLAPPED YOU!
Artist: Afterthoughtsllc
Product Id: 264160
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...I SLAPPED YOU!

Caught

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Inside Text: ...I SLEPT WITH YOUR: SISTER BROTHER ROOMATE OTHER (CHECK ALL THAT APPLY)
Artist: Afterthoughtsllc
Product Id: 264164
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...I SLEPT WITH YOUR: SISTER BROTHER ROOMATE OTHER (CHECK ALL THAT APPLY)

Cab

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Inside Text: ...I LEFT YOU AT THE BAR AND WENT HOME WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
Artist: Afterthoughtsllc
Product Id: 264166
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...I LEFT YOU AT THE BAR AND WENT HOME WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

Video

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Inside Text: ...I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS RECORDING!
Artist: Afterthoughtsllc
Product Id: 264172
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...I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS RECORDING!

V-Day

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Inside Text: I THINK I AM FALLING FOR YOU OR MAYBE I DRANK TOO MUCH CHAMPAGNE!
Artist: Afterthoughtsllc
Product Id: 269185
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I THINK I AM FALLING FOR YOU OR MAYBE I DRANK TOO MUCH CHAMPAGNE!

Thanks Spill

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Inside Text: ...FOR CUTTING ME OFF!
Artist: Afterthoughtsllc
Product Id: 269195
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...FOR CUTTING ME OFF!

Thanks Wild

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Inside Text: ...FOR THE WILD NIGHT!
Artist: Afterthoughtsllc
Product Id: 269199
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...FOR THE WILD NIGHT!

Thanks Cab

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Inside Text: ...FOR PAYING FOR MY CAB!
Artist: Afterthoughtsllc
Product Id: 269203
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...FOR PAYING FOR MY CAB!

Thanks Smack

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Inside Text: ...FOR KNOCKING SOME SENSE INTO ME!
Artist: Afterthoughtsllc
Product Id: 269207
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...FOR KNOCKING SOME SENSE INTO ME!

Thanks B-Day

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Inside Text: ...FOR HOLDING MY HAIR WHILE I WAS THROWING UP!
Artist: Afterthoughtsllc
Product Id: 269210
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...FOR HOLDING MY HAIR WHILE I WAS THROWING UP!

Thanks Call

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Inside Text: ...FOR THE BOOTY CALL!
Artist: Afterthoughtsllc
Product Id: 269213
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...FOR THE BOOTY CALL!

B-DAY

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Inside Text: I HOPE YOUR DAY IS FILLED WITH LOTS OF DRINKING AND CLOSE FRIENDS. (OR ATLEAST SOMEONE WHO WILL HOLD YOUR HAIR BACK)
Artist: Afterthoughtsllc
Product Id: 269217
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I HOPE YOUR DAY IS FILLED WITH LOTS OF DRINKING AND CLOSE FRIENDS. (OR ATLEAST SOMEONE WHO WILL HOLD YOUR HAIR BACK)