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Christmas Tree Says She Takes Forever to Get Ready

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Inside Text: Get ready for a Merry Christmas.
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1574336
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Get ready for a Merry Christmas.

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Funny Christmas Husband Control Freak Conducting…

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Inside Text: Hope you have a wonderful Christmas.
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1574528
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Hope you have a wonderful Christmas.

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Humorous Christmas Santa and Elf on Rooftop with…

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Inside Text: Christmas is full of surprises.
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1574784
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Christmas is full of surprises.

Funny Christmas Santa and Elf With Helicopter…

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Inside Text: Enjoy your Christmas.
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1574798
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Enjoy your Christmas.

Funny Christmas Snowman Couple With Rebellious…

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Inside Text: Have a merry Christmas, full of joy and humor.
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1574812
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Have a merry Christmas, full of joy and humor.

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For Mom Funny Xmas With Kid Flying in Sleigh

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Inside Text: Have a wonderful Christmas!
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1574970
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Have a wonderful Christmas!

Christmas Wife Wondering if Wedding Ring Is Fake.

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Inside Text: For an amazingly real wife. Merry Christmas
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1575192
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For an amazingly real wife. Merry Christmas

Funny Christmas Adam and Eve With Apples Under…

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Inside Text: Don't be on the naughty list. Merry Christmas
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1575196
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Don't be on the naughty list. Merry Christmas

Funny Christmas Santa and Mrs. Claus Talk About…

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Inside Text: Look Happy. It's Christmas.
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1575252
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Look Happy. It's Christmas.

Funny Christmas Santa Painting Christmas Tree on…

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Inside Text: Have a wonderful Christmas.
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1575254
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Have a wonderful Christmas.

Funny Christmas Postman Delivering Mail to Santa…

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Inside Text: Don't work too hard during the holidays. Merry Christmas.
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1575256
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Don't work too hard during the holidays. Merry Christmas.

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Cute Christmas Boy Holding Mistletoe While Dog…

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Inside Text: Let your Christmas be filled with childlike wonder.
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1575258
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Let your Christmas be filled with childlike wonder.

Humorous Christmas Angel Buying Present for God

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Inside Text: Have a heavenly holiday. Merry Christmas
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1575426
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Have a heavenly holiday. Merry Christmas

Humorous Christmas Employees Buying Boss Trip

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Inside Text: We couldn't afford the trip, so we got you this card instead. Merry Christmas
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1575434
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We couldn't afford the trip, so we got you this card instead. Merry Christmas

Humorous Santa With Sign Will Work For Milk and…

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Inside Text: Christmas works for me
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1584620
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Christmas works for me

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Humorous Three Wisemen Near Christmas Tree

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Inside Text: It would be wise to wish you a merry christmas
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1584622
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It would be wise to wish you a merry christmas

Humorous Mice Reading Twas The Night Before…

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Inside Text: Merry Christmas to all.
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1588312
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Merry Christmas to all.

Humorous Young Tree Talks to Mother Christmas Tree

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Inside Text: The holidays are looking good Merry Christmas
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1591632
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The holidays are looking good Merry Christmas

Humorous Christmas Santa Living on Couch with…

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Inside Text: Can't leave without saying Merry Christmas
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1591962
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Can't leave without saying Merry Christmas

Man Sitting on Santa's Lap Waiting for his Pony

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Inside Text: No horsing around. Have a Merry Christmas.
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1652180
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No horsing around. Have a Merry Christmas.

Santa Playing Guitar for Milk and Cookies

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Inside Text: Merry Christmas is music to my ears.
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1652196
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Merry Christmas is music to my ears.

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Santa on Roof with Mrs. Claus Climbing Down…

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Inside Text: And you even got a card. Merry Christmas
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1652212
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And you even got a card. Merry Christmas

Christmas Tree with Sign Saying Will Work If…

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Inside Text: It doesn't take a lot of work to please you. Happy Holidays
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1652222
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It doesn't take a lot of work to please you. Happy Holidays

Christmas Tree with Cousin from Arizona

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Inside Text: You get the point. Merry Christmas
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1656184
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You get the point. Merry Christmas

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Christmas Tree in a Art Museum

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Inside Text: Christmas paints a picture of togetherness. Merry Christmas
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1656186
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Christmas paints a picture of togetherness. Merry Christmas

Girl Telling Mother That it's Great Her Parents…

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Inside Text: Don't work too hard. Remember, it's Christmas
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1657528
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Don't work too hard. Remember, it's Christmas

Christmas Puppy Puts Out Water Dish and Bones For…

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Inside Text: Santa gets hungry, too. Merry Christmas
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1657534
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Santa gets hungry, too. Merry Christmas

Christmas Kid Makes Snow Angel for Angel

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Inside Text: You've been an angel. Merry Christmas
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1658956
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You've been an angel. Merry Christmas

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Christmas Tree with Cousin from Florida

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Inside Text: I just wanted to relate to you, "Merry Christmas."
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1694082
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I just wanted to relate to you, "Merry Christmas."

Christmas Tree with Cousin from California

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Inside Text: I just wanted to relate to you, "Merry Christmas."
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1694086
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I just wanted to relate to you, "Merry Christmas."

Christmas Card Manger Scene Without Diapers as a…

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Inside Text: Sending you the gift of Christmas spirit Merry Christmas
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1694094
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Sending you the gift of Christmas spirit Merry Christmas

Christmas Card with Christmas Tree on a Diet

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Inside Text: Christmas is worth the weight. Merry Christmas
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1710972
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Christmas is worth the weight. Merry Christmas

Christmas Card with Mistletoe Over Mt. Rushmore

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Inside Text: How about a mistletoe hug instead? Merry Christmas
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1710978
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How about a mistletoe hug instead? Merry Christmas

Christmas Card of Two Teenage Christmas Trees…

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Inside Text: Christmas is looking goodHappy Holidays
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1735252
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Christmas is looking goodHappy Holidays

Christmas Card of Santa Putting Beehive In…

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Inside Text: Like you needed another reasonto be nice.Merry Christmas
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1735254
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Like you needed another reasonto be nice.Merry Christmas

Christmas Card of Girl on Santa's Lap With Unusual…

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Inside Text: Out of the mouth of babes.Merry Christmas
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1735256
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Out of the mouth of babes.Merry Christmas

Christmas Card of Aliens with Santa in a Zoo

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Inside Text: I hope our presence will do.Merry Christmas
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1735258
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I hope our presence will do.Merry Christmas

Christmas Card of Dogs Shopping for Stick

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Inside Text: Don't be a stick in the mud.Have a Merry Christmas.
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1742630
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Don't be a stick in the mud.Have a Merry Christmas.

Christmas Card of Santa Being Broke

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Inside Text: This is why you're only getting a card for Christmas.Merry Christmas
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1747370
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This is why you're only getting a card for Christmas.Merry Christmas

Christmas Card of Santa Eating Gluten Free Cookies

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Inside Text: Here's to the good old days.Merry Christmas
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1747382
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Here's to the good old days.Merry Christmas

Christmas Card of Elf Wearing I'm With Jolly Shirt…

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Inside Text: Have a Holly Jolly HolidayMerry Christmas
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1747386
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Have a Holly Jolly HolidayMerry Christmas

Christmas Card of Of Woman With Divorce Papers for…

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Inside Text: It's not easy to find the perfect gift.Merry Christmas
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1747394
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It's not easy to find the perfect gift.Merry Christmas

Christmas Card of Of Santa at Drive Thru

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Inside Text: I'll make it quick.Merry Christmas
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1799206
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I'll make it quick.Merry Christmas

Christmas Card of Girls Selling Cookies to Santa

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Inside Text: I'll make it short and sweet.Merry Christmas
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1799208
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I'll make it short and sweet.Merry Christmas

Christmas Card of Santa With Daughter on Date

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Inside Text: Have a nice Christmasnot a naughty one.
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1805648
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Have a nice Christmasnot a naughty one.

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Christmas Card of of Penguin at South Pole

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Inside Text: To me, it's black and white.Have a great Christmas.
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1805650
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To me, it's black and white.Have a great Christmas.

Santa on Roof with Burglar

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Inside Text: Don't get robbed of the Christmas Spirit.Enjoy your holday.
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1875914
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Don't get robbed of the Christmas Spirit.Enjoy your holday.

Noah with Snowman at Ark

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Inside Text: Double up yourChristmas Spirit.Merry Christmas
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1876166
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Double up yourChristmas Spirit.Merry Christmas

Santa with Reindeer That Has to Go to the Bathroom

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Inside Text: Dropping you a line.Merry Christmas
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1876222
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Dropping you a line.Merry Christmas

Santa getting check up with doctor.

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Inside Text: Ho, ho, hopingyou have aMerry Christmas!
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1876250
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Ho, ho, hopingyou have aMerry Christmas!

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Snowman Walking Snow Dog

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Inside Text: Have a bow-WOWChristmas!
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1878778
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Have a bow-WOWChristmas!

Santa with Dog Bringing Him Stockings

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Inside Text: Hope your stockingsare filled with joy.Merry Christmas.
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1879322
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Hope your stockingsare filled with joy.Merry Christmas.

Patriotic Christmas Tree

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Inside Text: Have A Red, White and BlueChristmas
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1880966
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Have A Red, White and BlueChristmas

Patriotic Christmas Snowman

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Inside Text: Have A Stars and StripesChristmas
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1881432
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Have A Stars and StripesChristmas

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Patriotic Christmas Statue of Liberty Snow Woman

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Inside Text: Welcome to a Merry Christmas
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1881602
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Welcome to a Merry Christmas

Patriotic Paratrooper Decorates Christmas Tree

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Inside Text: Christmas is with you,wherever you are.
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1882060
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Christmas is with you,wherever you are.

Santa Spinning a Gambling Wheel

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Inside Text: Give Christmas spirita whirl.
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1883610
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Give Christmas spirita whirl.

Santa Looking at a Large Cookie Sign

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Inside Text: Nothing is as sweet as a Merry Christmas.
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1951160
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Nothing is as sweet as a Merry Christmas.

Santa on Rooftop with a Pony.

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Inside Text: Hope you get what you wished for,Merry Christmas.
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1951162
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Hope you get what you wished for,Merry Christmas.

Funny Christmas Mailman Postman Santa Gag Cartoon

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Inside Text: Don't work too hard during the holidays.Merry Christmas.
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 2007948
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Don't work too hard during the holidays.Merry Christmas.

Snowman Carrot Heist Cartoon

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Inside Text: Have a hoppy holiday.Merry Christmas.
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 2008124
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Have a hoppy holiday.Merry Christmas.

Little Drummer Boy Cancelled Gig Christmas Card

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Inside Text: Hope your holidays hit all the right notesMerry Christmas.
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 2008392
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Hope your holidays hit all the right notesMerry Christmas.