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Grab A Can

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Inside Text: GRAB A CAN.
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 808175
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GRAB A CAN.

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Cheat If You Want

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Inside Text: YOU CAN CHEAT IF YOU WANT TO CHEAT IF YOU WANT TO
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 808195
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YOU CAN CHEAT IF YOU WANT TO CHEAT IF YOU WANT TO

The Tell Tale X-Ray

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Inside Text: BUSTED ! ! ! ! DIAGNOSIS: SEVERE AGE DENIAL SYNDROME HAPPY TRUE BIRTHDAY
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 808525
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BUSTED ! ! ! ! DIAGNOSIS: SEVERE AGE DENIAL SYNDROME HAPPY TRUE BIRTHDAY

BIRTHDAY, YOUNGER

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Inside Text: S # * T !! MUST BE DEFECTIVE
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 808989
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S # * T !! MUST BE DEFECTIVE

DANG!

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Inside Text: NICE STEMS FOR AN OLD BROAD
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 811431
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NICE STEMS FOR AN OLD BROAD

BIRTHDAY CAT

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Inside Text: BECAUSE YOU'RE CUTE AS A KITTEN. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 819243
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BECAUSE YOU'RE CUTE AS A KITTEN. HAPPY BIRTHDAY

BIRTHDAY BIRDS

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Inside Text: IT'S YOUR BIRD DAY NOTHING TO RUFFLE YOUR FEATHERS ABOUT
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 821890
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IT'S YOUR BIRD DAY NOTHING TO RUFFLE YOUR FEATHERS ABOUT

Birthday Cat Dance

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Inside Text: DANCE, JUMP, POUNCE,TUMBLE HOPING YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE DOESN'T CRUMBLE
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 822712
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DANCE, JUMP, POUNCE,TUMBLE HOPING YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE DOESN'T CRUMBLE

Birthday Cat Nap

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Inside Text: I WAS SEARCHING FOR PRESENTS FOR A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 822843
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I WAS SEARCHING FOR PRESENTS FOR A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Birthday Found It

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Inside Text: HOW LUCKY WAS THAT? HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM ALL OF US!
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 822848
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HOW LUCKY WAS THAT? HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM ALL OF US!

BIRTHDAY PIERCE

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Inside Text: IT WASN'T UNANIMOUS. TOO MANY HOLES IN THE PLAN HOPE YOU GET REAL STUDS FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 822850
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IT WASN'T UNANIMOUS. TOO MANY HOLES IN THE PLAN HOPE YOU GET REAL STUDS FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY

BIRTHDAY FAVOR

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Inside Text: FUN TO HOLD FUN TO BLOW HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY'S A HUGE BLOW OUT
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 824310
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FUN TO HOLD FUN TO BLOW HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY'S A HUGE BLOW OUT

BIRTHDAY, WISH

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Inside Text: HE SERIOUSLY WISHED FOR A BIGGER PUTTER HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY WISH COMES TRUE
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 824629
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HE SERIOUSLY WISHED FOR A BIGGER PUTTER HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY WISH COMES TRUE

go crazy on your birthday - older lady grabs young…

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Inside Text: . . . YOU CAN BLAME IT ON THE DEMENTIA, SO GO CRAZY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY!
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 883497
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. . . YOU CAN BLAME IT ON THE DEMENTIA, SO GO CRAZY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY!