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Amusing colleague happy milestone birthday wish…

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Inside Text: Dear colleague, I searched and searched and finally found a special present for you. I looked it up and the gift for your milestone birthday is stone. Too bad, last year's was chocolate ... Oh, well, congratulations on another historic birthday!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1384768

Dear colleague, I searched and searched and finally found a special present for you. I looked it up and the gift for your milestone birthday is stone. Too bad, last year's was chocolate ... Oh, well, congratulations on another historic birthday!

Feathers in a bottle still life - happy birthday…

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Inside Text: You're licensed to enjoy the day. Congratulations on adding another birthday trophy to your wall of years, sport!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1385052

You're licensed to enjoy the day. Congratulations on adding another birthday trophy to your wall of years, sport!

Viral oaks happy birthday to your gardener

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Inside Text: In your hands our world is a more beautiful place. Celebrate the beauty in the gathering of years, each birthday is the sweet fruit of a long and gentle life. Happy Birthday.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1385374

In your hands our world is a more beautiful place. Celebrate the beauty in the gathering of years, each birthday is the sweet fruit of a long and gentle life. Happy Birthday.

Viral oaks happy birthday to your landscape artist

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Inside Text: The years you lived have shaped you, as you have shaped our world with your beautiful green visions. Celebrate this day, the blossoming of those gathered years. Happy Birthday.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1385378

The years you lived have shaped you, as you have shaped our world with your beautiful green visions. Celebrate this day, the blossoming of those gathered years. Happy Birthday.

Funny off-color love you/happy birthday to legal…

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Inside Text: It's your birthday and again you're the center of attention. Enjoy your grand day. I love you to the stars and back! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1386730

It's your birthday and again you're the center of attention. Enjoy your grand day. I love you to the stars and back! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Amusing birthday greeting for a plumber

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Inside Text: Even God shouldn't try finding a plumber on their birthday. Enjoy your day off! Happy birthday to my favorite plumber!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1391222

Even God shouldn't try finding a plumber on their birthday. Enjoy your day off! Happy birthday to my favorite plumber!

Funny two dogs in jail and a birthday wish for a…

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Inside Text: Hey fella', a coupla' drinks, bars that don't hold you in, and some new toys are my wishes for you on this birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1396710

Hey fella', a coupla' drinks, bars that don't hold you in, and some new toys are my wishes for you on this birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Funny two dogs in jail and a birthday wish for a…

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Inside Text: Hey Fratbrother, a coupla' drinks, a couple bars you can walk away from, and some new toys is my wish for you on this birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRO.!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1396716

Hey Fratbrother, a coupla' drinks, a couple bars you can walk away from, and some new toys is my wish for you on this birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRO.!

Funny birthday greeting for friend from heaven's…

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Inside Text: Hey friend, remember, the gates'll won't open until you quit fibbing about your age. In the meantime enjoy this birthday, whatever number you say it is, with my BEST WISHES!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1396990

Hey friend, remember, the gates'll won't open until you quit fibbing about your age. In the meantime enjoy this birthday, whatever number you say it is, with my BEST WISHES!

Funny heaven's gate happy birthday to anyone…

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Inside Text: Remember, the gates won't open if you're fibbing about your age. In the meantime enjoy this birthday, whatever number you say it is, with my BEST WISHES!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1396994

Remember, the gates won't open if you're fibbing about your age. In the meantime enjoy this birthday, whatever number you say it is, with my BEST WISHES!

Funny birthday greeting to a musically talented…

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Inside Text: Music is just one of your talents. Blowing out candles is another. Happy birthday, jazz man!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1399560

Music is just one of your talents. Blowing out candles is another. Happy birthday, jazz man!

Funny Group Birthday Cartoon for Pastor Minister…

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Inside Text: Happy Birthday to our favorite salesperson from your flock!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1402288

Happy Birthday to our favorite salesperson from your flock!

Funny birthday congrats to an obstetrician cartoon

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Inside Text: Doctor, you've seen a crib full of birth days so far. Let's hope you can schedule the celebration of your own birthday. Have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1402534

Doctor, you've seen a crib full of birth days so far. Let's hope you can schedule the celebration of your own birthday. Have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Funny Birthday Cartoon for a Priest

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Inside Text: I'm glad you found a way to lighten your priestly load and take this special day off to be with friends and family. I know I'm part of the line waiting to wish you a happy birthday ... so I do ... Have a blessed birthday!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1402602

I'm glad you found a way to lighten your priestly load and take this special day off to be with friends and family. I know I'm part of the line waiting to wish you a happy birthday ... so I do ... Have a blessed birthday!

Funny happy birthday to bell ringer cartoon

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Inside Text: You can hide your tin foil hat. The ringing you hear is real. Chime in a new year of your life with a rousing, boisterous bell ringer's HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1403374

You can hide your tin foil hat. The ringing you hear is real. Chime in a new year of your life with a rousing, boisterous bell ringer's HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Funny end of the world dad's happy birthday…

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Inside Text: Dad, as old as you are I thought I'd better get you a birthday card sooner than later. Have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1403412

Dad, as old as you are I thought I'd better get you a birthday card sooner than later. Have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Funny happy birthday dinner invite for Person of…

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Inside Text: Dear Minister, we'd like to wish you a very Happy Birthday and celebrate your birthday by treating you to a dinner in your honor. DETAILS:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1404666

Dear Minister, we'd like to wish you a very Happy Birthday and celebrate your birthday by treating you to a dinner in your honor. DETAILS:

Funny happy birthday toast to favorite foodie

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Inside Text: Happy, happy birthday to my favorite foodie! We'll raise a toast to you with a glass of pork tonight while you whine about your age.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1405696

Happy, happy birthday to my favorite foodie! We'll raise a toast to you with a glass of pork tonight while you whine about your age.

Funny happy birthday dog in a bar request

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Inside Text: Celebrate your birthday but pace yourself. Remember how old you really are, fool. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1405852

Celebrate your birthday but pace yourself. Remember how old you really are, fool. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Funny lawyer take a day off happy birthday cartoon

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Inside Text: Take the day off! Even lawyers need to stop once in a while and celebrate milestones. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1406116

Take the day off! Even lawyers need to stop once in a while and celebrate milestones. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Funny male lawyer's birthday Hell reminder cartoon

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Inside Text: No refresher needed to remind you how old you are! Welcome to birthday hell. Have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY anyway!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1406130

No refresher needed to remind you how old you are! Welcome to birthday hell. Have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY anyway!

Funny gay cyclops happy birthday cheer cartoon

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Inside Text: CELEBRATE! It's your birthday. Cheers! Salud! Prost! Here's mud in your eye!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1407258

CELEBRATE! It's your birthday. Cheers! Salud! Prost! Here's mud in your eye!

Funny happy birthday bathroom humor cartoon

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Inside Text: Happy Birthday and best wishes! I hope you and your friends celebrate the occasion with a big blow-out!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1407376

Happy Birthday and best wishes! I hope you and your friends celebrate the occasion with a big blow-out!

Funny Moses & happy birthday wishes for pastor…

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Inside Text: My dear Person of the Cloth. Your iron-clad instructions are but one and set in stone. Have the most joyful birthday ever!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1407384

My dear Person of the Cloth. Your iron-clad instructions are but one and set in stone. Have the most joyful birthday ever!

Funny happy birthday flesh-eating lawyer cartoon

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Inside Text: Birthdays are a grave situation alleviated only by eating cake and ice cream. Celebrate your day of birth with carbs and wax, no floss involved. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1408068

Birthdays are a grave situation alleviated only by eating cake and ice cream. Celebrate your day of birth with carbs and wax, no floss involved. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Funny happy birthday wish to your peerless lawyer…

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Inside Text: You are without peer, whether as a lawyer or whether as a collector of years. I'm delighted you're still collected enough to celebrate! Have a happy birthday YOU OLD FOOL!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1408138

You are without peer, whether as a lawyer or whether as a collector of years. I'm delighted you're still collected enough to celebrate! Have a happy birthday YOU OLD FOOL!

Funny Courtroom Humor On Your Birthday - Adult…

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Inside Text: You're also well-birthdayed! Congratulations!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1408244

You're also well-birthdayed! Congratulations!

Funny happy birthday and dreams cartoon

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Inside Text: I hope your own unique wishes and dreams come true on your birthday. Let no one minimize your desires and yearnings. Have the happiest of birthdays!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1408252

I hope your own unique wishes and dreams come true on your birthday. Let no one minimize your desires and yearnings. Have the happiest of birthdays!

Funny happy half-birthday greeting - hospital…

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Inside Text: You're to the age where you have to measure your birthdays in half-birthdays. Each half is a milestone from now on. HAPPY HALF!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1409378

You're to the age where you have to measure your birthdays in half-birthdays. Each half is a milestone from now on. HAPPY HALF!

Funny happy birthday toast for Jack Russell…

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Inside Text: It's the birthday of your Jack Russell Terrier and I'll raise a glass of something good in honor of the day. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1409888

It's the birthday of your Jack Russell Terrier and I'll raise a glass of something good in honor of the day. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!