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YOU'RE STILL ALIVE? - DUMB AS A ROCK

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Inside Text: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Artist: Dumb As A Rock
Product Id: 1053225
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY

I THOUGHT OF THE PERFECT GIFT TO GET YOU - DUMB AS…

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Inside Text: . . . unfortunately, I can't afford it. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Artist: Dumb As A Rock
Product Id: 1079250
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. . . unfortunately, I can't afford it. HAPPY BIRTHDAY

I KNEW IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY - DUMB AS A ROCK

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Inside Text: . . . by the pep in your step, your keen memory, & your beach body physique. I make stuff up. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Dumb As A Rock
Product Id: 1080878
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. . . by the pep in your step, your keen memory, & your beach body physique. I make stuff up. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

YOU HAVE NOT AGED A DAY - DUMB AS A ROCK

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Inside Text: . . . the age of fossils have always intrigued me. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Dumb As A Rock
Product Id: 1081084
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. . . the age of fossils have always intrigued me. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

SORRY ABOUT FORGETTING YOUR BIRTHDAY - HUMOR -…

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Inside Text: . . . I just found out you were still alive.
Artist: Dumb As A Rock
Product Id: 1081462
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. . . I just found out you were still alive.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - HUMOR - DUMB AS A ROCK

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Inside Text: . . . to someone who shares the same birthday and expensive taste in gifts.
Artist: Dumb As A Rock
Product Id: 1086546
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. . . to someone who shares the same birthday and expensive taste in gifts.