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Old Heart Humor Greeting Card

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Inside Text: Celebrate your birthday with a bang.
Artist: Randy McIlwaine
Product Id: 994603
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Celebrate your birthday with a bang.

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Hunting Frozen Turkey Funny Card

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Inside Text: Hope your Thanksgiving is a blast!
Artist: Randy McIlwaine
Product Id: 994629
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Hope your Thanksgiving is a blast!

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Eat The Carrot Funny Holiday Card

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Inside Text: Don we now our gay apparel.
Artist: Randy McIlwaine
Product Id: 994637
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Don we now our gay apparel.

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Celery Funny Holiday Card

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Inside Text: Have a Merry Christmas. How hard can that be?
Artist: Randy McIlwaine
Product Id: 994663
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Have a Merry Christmas. How hard can that be?

Free Nose Job Funny Holiday Card

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Inside Text: Believe it or not it's Christmas again! Hope yours is merry.
Artist: Randy McIlwaine
Product Id: 994665
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Believe it or not it's Christmas again! Hope yours is merry.

Stuck Elf Funny Holiday Card

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Inside Text: Oh what fun it is to ride! Merry Christmas.
Artist: Randy McIlwaine
Product Id: 994845
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Oh what fun it is to ride! Merry Christmas.

Porcupine Acupuncture Humor Greeting Card

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Inside Text: Hope you're feeling better soon.
Artist: Randy McIlwaine
Product Id: 994915
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Hope you're feeling better soon.

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