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Grab A Can

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Inside Text: GRAB A CAN.
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 808175
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GRAB A CAN.

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Cheat If You Want

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Inside Text: YOU CAN CHEAT IF YOU WANT TO CHEAT IF YOU WANT TO
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 808195
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YOU CAN CHEAT IF YOU WANT TO CHEAT IF YOU WANT TO

THE FINGER

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Inside Text: OK . . . MY SHIH TZU WAS CONSTIPATED. HOPE YOUR PROBLEM IS LESS EMBARRASSING!
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 808238
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OK . . . MY SHIH TZU WAS CONSTIPATED. HOPE YOUR PROBLEM IS LESS EMBARRASSING!

It Could Be Worse Enima

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Inside Text: YOUR LITTLE "PROCEDURE" COULD GO VIRAL ON THE INTERNET
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 808258
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YOUR LITTLE "PROCEDURE" COULD GO VIRAL ON THE INTERNET

Holding Your Own

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Inside Text: SHE SAYS YOU'RE HOLDING YOUR OWN
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 808489
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SHE SAYS YOU'RE HOLDING YOUR OWN

The Perfect Match

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Inside Text: WE'RE THE PERFECT MATCH. LIGHT MY FIRE!
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 808503
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WE'RE THE PERFECT MATCH. LIGHT MY FIRE!

The Tell Tale X-Ray

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Inside Text: BUSTED ! ! ! ! DIAGNOSIS: SEVERE AGE DENIAL SYNDROME HAPPY TRUE BIRTHDAY
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 808525
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BUSTED ! ! ! ! DIAGNOSIS: SEVERE AGE DENIAL SYNDROME HAPPY TRUE BIRTHDAY

BIRTHDAY, YOUNGER

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Inside Text: S # * T !! MUST BE DEFECTIVE
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 808989
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S # * T !! MUST BE DEFECTIVE

PRE-OP VISIT

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Inside Text: OF COURSE, THE PAIN WILL STILL BE EXCRUCIATING.
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 809018
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OF COURSE, THE PAIN WILL STILL BE EXCRUCIATING.

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post-op visit

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Inside Text: THE INCISION IS HEALING NICELY
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 809193
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THE INCISION IS HEALING NICELY

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Get Well Nurse

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Inside Text: CHILLING!!!!! GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE!
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 809722
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CHILLING!!!!! GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE!

IMPOSSIBLE LOVE

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Inside Text: BUT, I KNOW THAT WE CAN MAKE IT WORK.
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 809752
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BUT, I KNOW THAT WE CAN MAKE IT WORK.

GET WELL

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Inside Text: YOUR DOCTOR DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR IT . . . BUT, WE'RE GLAD YOUR FINE.
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 810704
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YOUR DOCTOR DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR IT . . . BUT, WE'RE GLAD YOUR FINE.

GET WELL

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Inside Text: BAD NEWS YOUR INSURANCE ONLY COVERS ONE.
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 810747
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BAD NEWS YOUR INSURANCE ONLY COVERS ONE.

DANG!

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Inside Text: NICE STEMS FOR AN OLD BROAD
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 811431
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NICE STEMS FOR AN OLD BROAD

Get Well Butt

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Inside Text: COVER YOURS AND GET WELL
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 818064
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COVER YOURS AND GET WELL

BIRTHDAY CAT

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Inside Text: BECAUSE YOU'RE CUTE AS A KITTEN. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 819243
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BECAUSE YOU'RE CUTE AS A KITTEN. HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Get Well Advise

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Inside Text: MAKE DAMN SURE IT'S APPLE JUICE. GET WELL SOON
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 819246
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MAKE DAMN SURE IT'S APPLE JUICE. GET WELL SOON

CONGRATULATIONS

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Inside Text: CONGRATULATIONS ! ! !
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 819553
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CONGRATULATIONS ! ! !

BREAK-UP

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Inside Text: YOU'RE BETTER OFF WITHOUT HIM. BE STRONG AND GET STARTED ON THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 821175
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YOU'RE BETTER OFF WITHOUT HIM. BE STRONG AND GET STARTED ON THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

BIRTHDAY BIRDS

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Inside Text: IT'S YOUR BIRD DAY NOTHING TO RUFFLE YOUR FEATHERS ABOUT
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 821890
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IT'S YOUR BIRD DAY NOTHING TO RUFFLE YOUR FEATHERS ABOUT

Birthday Cat Dance

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Inside Text: DANCE, JUMP, POUNCE,TUMBLE HOPING YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE DOESN'T CRUMBLE
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 822712
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DANCE, JUMP, POUNCE,TUMBLE HOPING YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE DOESN'T CRUMBLE

Birthday Cat Nap

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Inside Text: I WAS SEARCHING FOR PRESENTS FOR A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 822843
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I WAS SEARCHING FOR PRESENTS FOR A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Birthday Found It

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Inside Text: HOW LUCKY WAS THAT? HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM ALL OF US!
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 822848
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HOW LUCKY WAS THAT? HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM ALL OF US!

BIRTHDAY PIERCE

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Inside Text: IT WASN'T UNANIMOUS. TOO MANY HOLES IN THE PLAN HOPE YOU GET REAL STUDS FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 822850
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IT WASN'T UNANIMOUS. TOO MANY HOLES IN THE PLAN HOPE YOU GET REAL STUDS FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY

BIRTHDAY FAVOR

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Inside Text: FUN TO HOLD FUN TO BLOW HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY'S A HUGE BLOW OUT
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 824310
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FUN TO HOLD FUN TO BLOW HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY'S A HUGE BLOW OUT

BIRTHDAY, WISH

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Inside Text: HE SERIOUSLY WISHED FOR A BIGGER PUTTER HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY WISH COMES TRUE
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 824629
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HE SERIOUSLY WISHED FOR A BIGGER PUTTER HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY WISH COMES TRUE

THANKS

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Inside Text: TANKS ! FROM THE BOTH OF US
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 824660
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TANKS ! FROM THE BOTH OF US

Trick Or Treat

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Inside Text: WISHING YOU A VERY SCARY HALLOWEEN
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 830668
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WISHING YOU A VERY SCARY HALLOWEEN

Christmas Tree Cat

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Inside Text: MERRY CHRISTMAS
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 865637
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MERRY CHRISTMAS

CHRISTMAS AMOEBA

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Inside Text: . . .WISHES YOU A WONDERFUL HOLIDAY "CELL" EBRATION
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 865975
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. . .WISHES YOU A WONDERFUL HOLIDAY "CELL" EBRATION

CHRISTMAS CATS

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Inside Text: WISHING YOU A JOYOUS HOLIDAY SEASON
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 868386
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WISHING YOU A JOYOUS HOLIDAY SEASON

SANTA AMOEBA

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Inside Text: "CELL" EBRATE THE SEASON
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 868557
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"CELL" EBRATE THE SEASON

THANKSGIVING

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Inside Text: EAT ME !!!
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 869053
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EAT ME !!!

A Note Of Good Cheer

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Inside Text: . . .FOR THE SEASON AND FOR THE YEAR
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 870056
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. . .FOR THE SEASON AND FOR THE YEAR

Merry Christmas Grandparents

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Inside Text: MERRY CHRISTMAS GRANDPARENTS
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 875956
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MERRY CHRISTMAS GRANDPARENTS

Merry Christmas Godparents

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Inside Text: MERRY CHRISTMAS GODPARENTS
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 875959
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MERRY CHRISTMAS GODPARENTS

Merry Christmas Neighbors

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Inside Text: MERRY CHRISTMAS NEIGHBORS
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 875961
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MERRY CHRISTMAS NEIGHBORS

merry christmas mommy cute illustrated cat atop…

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Inside Text: . . . AND A HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 881622
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. . . AND A HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR

merry christmas daddy, cute illustrated cat atop…

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Inside Text: . . . AND A HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 881624
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. . . AND A HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR

Merry Christmas Grammy & Grandpa, Cute Illustrated…

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Inside Text: MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 881627
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MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR

go crazy on your birthday - older lady grabs young…

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Inside Text: . . . YOU CAN BLAME IT ON THE DEMENTIA, SO GO CRAZY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY!
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 883497
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. . . YOU CAN BLAME IT ON THE DEMENTIA, SO GO CRAZY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY!