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... you and cookies,
although not necessarily
in that order!
although not necessarily
in that order!
Inside text only
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Folded 5" x 7" greeting card
This is a humorous birthday card especially for dog lovers. It features a colour photographic image of a Jack Russell Terrier Dog leaning forwards with his paws and nose cutely resting on the arm of an office chair. The text above the photo reads 'I've been pondering life, the universe and all that, and I've totally worked out what's most important ...' And inside it reads '... You and cookies, although not necessarily in that order' 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY'
Reviews for Birthday Card - Humorous Dog Pondering Life card
"Happy Birthday" By LEIGH S HUSTON - March 17th, 2021
Purchased for a relative's birthday. Very cute and clever. High quality paper on card and envelope. Very pleased.
"Great cards and fast service" By - February 7th, 2021
Wonderful cards arrived in double-quick time. Good qualityand such an array of choice. Loved them!
"Lovely humerous Dog Birthday card" By Glen - January 8th, 2021
Lovely card for birthday for dog lovers or anyone else.Fast delivery as usual.
"birthday humor" By Lorie S - August 6th, 2020
This was a birthday card for my daughter from her dad. So cute because of the inside of the card which read "you and bread but not necessarily in that order." She loves bread!
"New customer" By Phyllis L - July 9th, 2020
Same as previous two cards and I am getting more annoyed with each of these ratings I need to spend write about. Actually, I love your cards.
"This will be your favorite card" By Margaret B - July 1st, 2020
Even non-dog people (Don't know many of them) will adore this card. Great turn around with my order - actually unbelievable!
"Cute for my Granddaughter" By Sharon K - June 20th, 2020
Perfect! Sent for my great granddaughter's 16th birthday. Nice card for anybody.
"VERY GOOD VERY USEFULL CARDS" By Barbara B - June 5th, 2020
aLL CARDS i HAVE BOUGHT HAVE BEEN WELL PRICED - ARRIVED VERY PROMPTYLY AND i CAN ALWAYS FIND JUST WHAT i WANT
"The Perfect Card" By Vickie G - May 13th, 2020
This is not my first card that I have purchased from this company. But I have had the privilege of finding some of the cutest and perfect cards for the individuals I wanted to send and enjoy as well. I love how it allows you to edit the inside for your personal notes and special celebratory greetings. They also come shipped nicely and protected. I am so glad I accidentally came across GreetingCardsUniverse.com. The Perfect Card!
"Fun photo cute puppy" By Eva H - September 2nd, 2019
The cute picture and the personalisation really make the card. I will use this company again.
"Love those puppies" By Carm - May 9th, 2019
Just to let you know how pleased I am with one of your card artist, Natalie Kinnear. She was so wonderful in editing one of her cards for me. She certainly made my day and gave joy to my heart!
"Cute Birthday Card" By EMC - September 13th, 2018
As always, I can depend on you for great cards that are always delivered on time and in great condition due to your packaging. I love ordering "custom" cards from you and at a reasonable price. Keep up the good work. Thank you.
"Son is a dog lover and a philosopher" By Johnny Kay - May 27th, 2018
This card will address both his love for dogs and philosophy on our son's 52nd birthday.
"This is a very cute card .I would give it to myself if I could." By Elnora E - April 18th, 2017
I have not used this card yet, as it came with a dent in it. Cost less then the store. Came on time. Will buy from here again.
"Very cute cards!" By Marlene F - July 11th, 2016
Great cards, especially if you are a dog-person like we are. Very cute and funny and, unless you design and print your own cards (as I do), you will enjoy these cards. I almost always make my own greeting cards, but when I saw these, I fell in love with the picture and couldn't pass them up.
"Very well priced and good quality." By Billie S S - July 6th, 2016
My stepmother's birthday and they are always a good quality and on time. She really liked it and I have used them many times and have always had a good experience. Highly recommend.
"CLever and Cute" By Rick B - May 25th, 2016
Cute and inexpensive. Great to send to family and friends for their birthday.
"Birthday card for our boss" By Mary Ellen P - August 14th, 2015
This card was so perfect for our boss and he loved it! We rate it 5 stars plus!
"Mothers birthday card" By Stacey M - July 2nd, 2015
I adore this card and its humor! Sent it to my sweet mother for her birthday. She loves dogs she has 7!!
"birthday card" By Katie B - May 17th, 2015
This card was for a dear friend and it is perfect!! We both thought it was very cute!
Testimonials from Shoppers that Ordered this Card
Dibbon - Jan 27th, 2021“Since the beginning of the Pandemic I have not visited a single store. I have been shopping either via curbside or online. I discovered GreetingCardUniverse.com when a friend sent me a card from your business. I immediately searched online for your site and discovered the assortment of amazing cards. I have taken advantage of customizing many of the cards I have ordered. Your selection is most impressive, the quality is great and the delivery time is incredibly quick. Thank You!”
Mary - Feb 2nd, 2021“Loved the cards especially the ability to personalize the inside message.”
MARGARET - Oct 7th, 2020“Nice quality, clever birthday cards at a reasonable price”
Chrissy - Feb 3rd, 2021“These are the best cards. The quality of the cards and envelopes can't be beat. The variety of cards and fast delivery is wonderful. I like ordering from the comfort of my own home instead of standing in the card section of the store forever! Order some and find out for yourself, you won't be disappointed!”
Mary - Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania - Sep 17th, 2020“I've ordered cards a few times now and couldn't be happier, I love that I can personalize the cards ---I've been passing the information on to friends and family. The cards are such great quality and today I showed someone a card I purchased and she was so thrilled with how beautifiul it is. She is sure to be a customer very soon. I also showed her your website--- She is a nurse and, naturally works with and knows many people. I'm positive she will be spreading the word. I am so thrilled with my orders/”
Dorothea - Feb 22nd, 2021“Good selection, cards arrived in great condition, excellent quality printing.”
Janis - Aug 29th, 2020“The cards are good quality and just as expected. Recipient loved the personalization.”
Ruth - Berlin, MA - Apr 1st, 2021“I love being able to find cards in their extensive inventory and customize the inside. The cards are beautiful and a high quality. Shipping is very quick. They are reasonably priced and I don't to stand in a store for hours searching for the perfect card. Glad I found them.”
Maureen - Feb 21st, 2021“I love how I can personalize cards and add my own photos and sayings!”
firstname.lastname@example.org - Oct 9th, 2020“Love the card, swiftly delivered, as always. Thank you.”
Barbara - Nov 8th, 2020“The quality and uniqueness of your cards is amazing! Always prompt and efficient service! With Covid, it is so much easier to shop for cards and in the safety of my home. Thank you”
Donna - Aug 17th, 2020“This was my first order and i am thrilled with the quality of these cards. They arrived quickly and were carefully packed for shipping. The ability to edit text to personalize each card is an added bonus and the price is lower than any Iíve found in local card shops. Iím so glad I ordered. Iíll be back for more!”
Sally - Jan 25th, 2021“I am always pleased with the cards; I get exactly what I want and can even personalize most of them. AND they always arrive in a timely manner.”
Gay - Southport, North Carolina - Aug 23rd, 2020“I send a lot of cards 8-10 per week. I would write down birthdays, illness, sympathy, or just people I learned about needed a hand up, a smile, lots of depression with the whole covid thing. When I found your site years ago it not only saved me a lot of time, it saved a lot of money, which made sending easier and so therefore could send more thoughts,and just plain Joy. People ask me constantly where did you find that great card”
Debra - Sep 28th, 2020“Love your cards! Very speedy service!”
Karen - The Villages, Florida - Feb 3rd, 2021“I love the cards! I have been sending cards to my friends and family for over a year now and have never been disappointed. I highly recommend this company!”
Timothy - Mar 7th, 2021“I like your site. I can shop for the cards I want without going to a store and you have a better selection!!”
Elise - Nov 4th, 2020“Love the cards. And it is addictive searching for all the perfect ones!”
Phyllis - Marathon, Florida - Aug 22nd, 2020“I love the selection, quality, condition when received, prices and most of all I love being able to sit at my computer and peruse the cards at my leisure.”
Aimee - Nov 21st, 2020“I can always find the perfect card for any occasion!”