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... you and cookies,
although not necessarily
in that order!
although not necessarily
in that order!
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Folded 5" x 7" greeting card
This is a humorous birthday card especially for dog lovers. It features a colour photographic image of a Jack Russell Terrier Dog leaning forwards with his paws and nose cutely resting on the arm of an office chair. The text above the photo reads 'I've been pondering life, the universe and all that, and I've totally worked out what's most important ...' And inside it reads '... You and cookies, although not necessarily in that order' 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY'
Reviews for Birthday Card - Humorous Dog Pondering Life card
"birthday humor" By Lorie S - August 6th, 2020
This was a birthday card for my daughter from her dad. So cute because of the inside of the card which read "you and bread but not necessarily in that order." She loves bread!
"New customer" By Phyllis L - July 9th, 2020
Same as previous two cards and I am getting more annoyed with each of these ratings I need to spend write about. Actually, I love your cards.
"This will be your favorite card" By Margaret B - July 1st, 2020
Even non-dog people (Don't know many of them) will adore this card. Great turn around with my order - actually unbelievable!
"Cute for my Granddaughter" By Sharon K - June 20th, 2020
Perfect! Sent for my great granddaughter's 16th birthday. Nice card for anybody.
"VERY GOOD VERY USEFULL CARDS" By Barbara B - June 5th, 2020
aLL CARDS i HAVE BOUGHT HAVE BEEN WELL PRICED - ARRIVED VERY PROMPTYLY AND i CAN ALWAYS FIND JUST WHAT i WANT
"Fun photo cute puppy" By Eva H - September 2nd, 2019
The cute picture and the personalisation really make the card. I will use this company again.
"Love those puppies" By Carm - May 9th, 2019
Just to let you know how pleased I am with one of your card artist, Natalie Kinnear. She was so wonderful in editing one of her cards for me. She certainly made my day and gave joy to my heart!
"Cute Birthday Card" By EMC - September 13th, 2018
As always, I can depend on you for great cards that are always delivered on time and in great condition due to your packaging. I love ordering "custom" cards from you and at a reasonable price. Keep up the good work. Thank you.
"Son is a dog lover and a philosopher" By Johnny Kay - May 27th, 2018
This card will address both his love for dogs and philosophy on our son's 52nd birthday.
"This is a very cute card .I would give it to myself if I could." By Elnora E - April 18th, 2017
I have not used this card yet, as it came with a dent in it. Cost less then the store. Came on time. Will buy from here again.
"Very cute cards!" By Marlene F - July 11th, 2016
Great cards, especially if you are a dog-person like we are. Very cute and funny and, unless you design and print your own cards (as I do), you will enjoy these cards. I almost always make my own greeting cards, but when I saw these, I fell in love with the picture and couldn't pass them up.
"Very well priced and good quality." By Billie S S - July 6th, 2016
My stepmother's birthday and they are always a good quality and on time. She really liked it and I have used them many times and have always had a good experience. Highly recommend.
"CLever and Cute" By Rick B - May 25th, 2016
Cute and inexpensive. Great to send to family and friends for their birthday.
"Birthday card for our boss" By Mary Ellen P - August 14th, 2015
This card was so perfect for our boss and he loved it! We rate it 5 stars plus!
"Mothers birthday card" By Stacey M - July 2nd, 2015
I adore this card and its humor! Sent it to my sweet mother for her birthday. She loves dogs she has 7!!
"birthday card" By Katie B - May 17th, 2015
This card was for a dear friend and it is perfect!! We both thought it was very cute!
"Very Versatile Birthday Card!" By chris c - March 4th, 2015
Great birthday card choice for most with witty humor and features a wonderful animal for pet lovers too!
Testimonials from Shoppers that Ordered this Card
Patrick - Jun 24th, 2019“All the cards I purchase are always perfect. They look like they had just been run off the press. The delivery is extremely fast also. I enjoy ordering from them.”
Dianne - Apr 9th, 2020“I sometimes doubt that there is a card that says exactly what I have on my mind, but somehow there it is. I can always find just the right card for the occasion. Your selections are large & varied.”
Jan - Woodland Hls, CA - May 15th, 2020“Love these cards. Perfect way to shop during these crazy COVID-19 times.”
Joan - Jun 26th, 2020“You have a very extensive array of cards to purchase. There is certainly something for everyone. So far, I've been satisfied with the cards I've purchased.”
Martha - Jan 27th, 2020“Great cards, I love them ALL!!”
Steve - Apr 7th, 2019“Good quality. Nice packaging. Very pleased.”
Michelle - Aug 5th, 2020“The cards have a great variety and they are well made. What an easy way to find all of the cards that you need. all in one place.”
Denise - Aug 3rd, 2020“I can't say enough about Greeting Card Universe. But I will. They are professional, accommodating, easy to work with. AAA+++ cards, quick free shipping. Would highly recommend to anyone looking for that SPECIAL card, Discounts are great too!!! Love you!”
Natalie - Jul 30th, 2020“I have been ordering from Greeting Card Universe for quite a while now. I love the cards, especially that I can personalize them! I also love the service - my orders always arrive quickly. I enjoy sending cards to my grandchildren just to say hello, and your cards are inexpensive enough to allow me to keep in touch frequently.”
Bernadette - Jun 11th, 2019“Every card is a work of art. Personalization makes them so very special. I use them for every occasion and have never been disappointed.”
Helen Dryry - Apr 29th, 2020“Excellent customer service, highly recommend.”
V - Mar 29th, 2020“Always wonderful, always fast, always beautifully packed, the best place to find the nicest greeting cards. Personalized is a bonus! Couldn’t be nicer.”
Ann - Jul 3rd, 2020“Awesome cards! I just love that you can personalize! Lots of choices too!”
Heather - Jun 15th, 2020“all four of my recent orders are fantastic. also came in quick time, very happy.”
Ray - Sep 10th, 2019“Greeting cards are very nice, just as they appear on website. Very happy with cards. Will order again.”
Patricia - South Burlington, Vermont - Jun 23rd, 2020“very good quality and everything was done as I wanted. five stars on all of my choices.”
Dawn - Jul 8th, 2020“Absolutely lovely! Great quality. SO pretty and perfect the way you can personalize the inside.”
Donna - Feb 14th, 2020“Cards for every thing!! I can always find something! Thanks!”
Dale - May 14th, 2020“Great and delivered quickly! Excellent service.”
Julie - Dittmer, Missouri - May 30th, 2020“You make it easy and I get lots of compliments. I have not seen one of your cards personally but I get lots of positive responses.”