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... you and cookies,
although not necessarily
in that order!
although not necessarily
in that order!
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Folded 5" x 7" greeting card
This is a humorous birthday card especially for dog lovers. It features a colour photographic image of a Jack Russell Terrier Dog leaning forwards with his paws and nose cutely resting on the arm of an office chair. The text above the photo reads 'I've been pondering life, the universe and all that, and I've totally worked out what's most important ...' And inside it reads '... You and cookies, although not necessarily in that order' 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY'
Reviews for Birthday Card - Humorous Dog Pondering Life card
"Love those puppies" By Carm - May 9th, 2019
Just to let you know how pleased I am with one of your card artist, Natalie Kinnear. She was so wonderful in editing one of her cards for me. She certainly made my day and gave joy to my heart!
"Cute Birthday Card" By EMC - September 13th, 2018
As always, I can depend on you for great cards that are always delivered on time and in great condition due to your packaging. I love ordering "custom" cards from you and at a reasonable price. Keep up the good work. Thank you.
"very appealing card which I have bought several times. One of so many great cards with a fantastic selection and delivery." By Audrey C - July 31st, 2018
These cards are so very special and the service is brilliant. I wouldn't want to buy from any other company
"Son is a dog lover and a philosopher" By Johnny Kay - May 27th, 2018
This card will address both his love for dogs and philosophy on our son's 52nd birthday.
"This is a very cute card .I would give it to myself if I could." By Elnora E - April 18th, 2017
I have not used this card yet, as it came with a dent in it. Cost less then the store. Came on time. Will buy from here again.
"Very cute cards!" By Marlene F - July 11th, 2016
Great cards, especially if you are a dog-person like we are. Very cute and funny and, unless you design and print your own cards (as I do), you will enjoy these cards. I almost always make my own greeting cards, but when I saw these, I fell in love with the picture and couldn't pass them up.
"Very well priced and good quality." By Billie S S - July 6th, 2016
My stepmother's birthday and they are always a good quality and on time. She really liked it and I have used them many times and have always had a good experience. Highly recommend.
"CLever and Cute" By Rick B - May 25th, 2016
Cute and inexpensive. Great to send to family and friends for their birthday.
"Birthday card for our boss" By Mary Ellen P - August 14th, 2015
This card was so perfect for our boss and he loved it! We rate it 5 stars plus!
"Mothers birthday card" By Stacey M - July 2nd, 2015
I adore this card and its humor! Sent it to my sweet mother for her birthday. She loves dogs she has 7!!
"birthday card" By Katie B - May 17th, 2015
This card was for a dear friend and it is perfect!! We both thought it was very cute!
"Very Versatile Birthday Card!" By chris c - March 4th, 2015
Great birthday card choice for most with witty humor and features a wonderful animal for pet lovers too!
Testimonials from Shoppers that Ordered this Card
Jan - Jan 19th, 2016“I love this site. There is so much choice, (the hedgehog or grey bear are not on all the cards! ) The quality of the cards is excellent. The delivery is quick. I would recommend this site to anyone and in fact have recommended this site to my family and friends.”
Patrick - Jun 24th, 2019“All the cards I purchase are always perfect. They look like they had just been run off the press. The delivery is extremely fast also. I enjoy ordering from them.”
Belva - Sep 3rd, 2015“I am so happy I found Universe to buy cards I need. I am a senior Citizen. I do love to send cards Thank You so much for being there for me. Belva”
Beth - Nov 13th, 2016“If I would like a special card for a special person, occasion or holiday. I always go to this site. The selection is fantastic and if the card is not available, the artists will design one for you !!!!! I love this site for the personalization, the cards are beautiul and I would recommend it to anyone looking for that special card, this is the site.”
Steve - Apr 7th, 2019“Good quality. Nice packaging. Very pleased.”
Doreen - Apr 25th, 2016“Love the cards!! Great quality and so adorable. What a easy way to shop for cards. I will definitely use Greeting Card Universe again!!!!”
Lucy - Simi Valley, California - Oct 29th, 2016“All the cards I have received from Greeting Card Univerese have been top quality and at a great price. They have a card for any occasion and special cards for special occasion.”
Frieda - Dec 6th, 2016“These cards are the best ! What is really neat is they can be personalized. You can add a photo or any sayings you would like or leave them as is. There are so many categories to choose from. They are also very reasonably priced and Greeting Card Universe offers many sales and discounts. They are easy to order and arrive in your mail in just a couple of days.”
Kate - Jun 19th, 2018“I am so happy that I found Greeting Card Universe!! The cards are great and the prices are even better. I am definitely hooked.”
Dale - Jun 1st, 2015“Great quality cards, prompt service....very satisfied with my purchase. A great variety of cards are offered and very convenient to shop from home. I'm a happy customer!!!!”
Bernadette - Jun 11th, 2019“Every card is a work of art. Personalization makes them so very special. I use them for every occasion and have never been disappointed.”
Sharon - Jan 10th, 2019“I love all the choices for birthday cards. I can always find a card perfect for my friends and family.”
PATRICIA - Jun 4th, 2018“Cards were exactly what I ordered!! I have finally found beautiful cards at an affordable price....I am extremely satisfied !!”
Wayne - Apr 19th, 2013“The cards from Greeting Card Universe are outstanding in quality with a VERY large selection available for all occasions. These cards are better than Hallmark. Greeting Card Universe will be my primary card provider for all future events. I'm a happy customer!”
Linda - Apr 9th, 2018“I love these cards. Every 6 months or so I stock up and it is so easy to do right in the comfort of my own home.”