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Getting older isn't all it's cracked up to be, is it? Happy Birthday.
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Folded 5" x 7" greeting card
Reviews for Hooked On Crack Humor Card
"A laugh a day keeps drs away." By Mel - August 15th, 2022
This card is for my nephew. I always look for a humorous card for his birthday and I know he will get a laugh out of this.
"Hilarious card" By catherine - March 31st, 2021
Funny card for someone with a good sense of humour. Different to your typical birthday card.
"Humour is the key" By BrendaG - February 16th, 2021
Bought this card for my daughters birthday.Its just typical of her pooch doing what he shouldnt!She loved it.
"This Card Cracks Me Up!" By Kathy B - June 16th, 2019
I have some wacky friends who are fellow animal lovers; so your hilarious critter cards always make a hit. This birthday greeting was no exception!
"Brother In Laws Birthday Card" By Susan D - June 16th, 2019
This card was for my brother in laws birthday. This site has excellent choices to fit the personality of all family members
"Well made cards that please!" By Selene J - September 15th, 2018
I love this card- it's perfect for so many of my friends and family, especially if they are dog lovers- but even if they are not! The humor is just enough to crack a smile and get a giggle, without being over the top. I especially love how thick and well made the card is when you hold it in your hand- puts those other cards you find at the store to shame. The ability to personalize your writing within the card is also one of my favorite parts.
"Hilarious !!!!" By Vicki K - March 10th, 2018
One of the funniest cards I have seen. I laugh every time I look at it. Ordered 3 of them. Saving for the perfect persons birthday. First order was picked up at Target with shiny finish. It had a white border around the card. Looked perfectly nice. I then discovered that if you had them mailed to you, you could select the matte finish with a better card stock. Card stock was better but card seemed to be copied larger so cut off a little of the card & had no border. Card would have been perfect with better stock if border hadn't been cut. Overall the best card I have seen.
"Birthday from Dolly" By Kathy G - July 12th, 2017
This is from our little dog Dolly to her groomer Vera. She's gonna love it! It "cracks" me up!!
"crack humor card" By Terri Q - February 9th, 2016
I got this one for my husband to give out to one of his buddies. He loved it.
"For a Male in your life with Crazy Humor." By Luciana D - November 10th, 2015
I thought my Brother, who is always breaking out the kind of humor that may not be for everyone, would appreciate this card. It is right up his alley.
"Hooked on Crack - My Kind of Humor" By Kent - August 7th, 2014
This one is perfect for my fireman brother-in-law (firefighters are the adult version of fraternity brothers).
"Easter card...weird but funny" By Nancy D - May 20th, 2014
I sent this card for Easter referencing 'cracked' hard boiled Easter eggs inside the card. Not for everyone but it tickled me to send it to a like minded friend.
"Birthday Card" By Debra B - November 17th, 2013
Very cute, good quality and fast delivery
"Got You!" By Maggie B - August 18th, 2013
For my mate who tries to outdo me with outrageous cards. This one wins !!
Testimonials from Shoppers that Ordered this Card
Kathryn - Jan 31st, 2017“First time ordering from you.......but I can assure you, not the last!!! I absolutely LOVE your cards!!!!!”
Nettie - May 1st, 2019“I love all the cards at Greeting Card Universe...there is something for everyone. I especially love the choice to personalize…it makes my day!”
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Carol - Feb 28th, 2021“I'm never disappointed when I buy my cards at Greeting Card Universe. The quality is outstanding, I love the way you can add your personal touch. The service is fast.”
Robert - San Marcos, California - Jan 30th, 2017“Personalized greeting cards with excellent choice of cards for all occasions. Plus prompt delivery. The cards are outstanding quality and I have received many fine compliments from recipients for taking the time and caring to sent a personal greeting rather than a generic. I am a loyal customer over the years and will continue. Himself O'Malley”
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Carolyn - Jan 20th, 2021“This was my first order. Came in a sturdy little box. Cards are sturdy also and shiny on the outside, but you can write on the inside. Colors are very bright and script large enough to real well. Frankly, I did not expect such a nice product for the money. Cards are better than the store. The envelope is quality white paper. I bought 12 mostly birthday. To say I was surprised would be an understatement. I am a real person taking five minutes to say my opinion from Georgia, USA.”
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