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Hooked On Crack Humor Card

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Hooked On Crack Humor card (994575)
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Hooked On Crack Humor Card
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Inside Text:
Getting older isn't all it's cracked up to be, is it? Happy Birthday.
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Folded 5" x 7" greeting card
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Reviews for Hooked On Crack Humor Card
"Hilarious !!!!" By - March 10th, 2018
One of the funniest cards I have seen. I laugh every time I look at it. Ordered 3 of them. Saving for the perfect persons birthday. First order was picked up at Target with shiny finish. It had a white border around the card. Looked perfectly nice. I then discovered that if you had them mailed to you, you could select the matte finish with a better card stock. Card stock was better but card seemed to be copied larger so cut off a little of the card & had no border. Card would have been perfect with better stock if border hadn't been cut. Overall the best card I have seen.
"Birthday from Dolly" By - July 12th, 2017
This is from our little dog Dolly to her groomer Vera. She's gonna love it! It "cracks" me up!!
"crack humor card" By - February 9th, 2016
I got this one for my husband to give out to one of his buddies. He loved it.
"Hooked on Crack - My Kind of Humor" By - August 7th, 2014
This one is perfect for my fireman brother-in-law (firefighters are the adult version of fraternity brothers).
"Easter card...weird but funny" By - May 20th, 2014
I sent this card for Easter referencing 'cracked' hard boiled Easter eggs inside the card. Not for everyone but it tickled me to send it to a like minded friend.
"Birthday Card" By - November 17th, 2013
Very cute, good quality and fast delivery
"Got You!" By - August 18th, 2013
For my mate who tries to outdo me with outrageous cards. This one wins !!
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    Kathryn - Jan 31st, 2017
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    Robert - San Marcos, California - Jan 30th, 2017
    “Personalized greeting cards with excellent choice of cards for all occasions. Plus prompt delivery. The cards are outstanding quality and I have received many fine compliments from recipients for taking the time and caring to sent a personal greeting rather than a generic. I am a loyal customer over the years and will continue. Himself O'Malley”
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