Anti Christmas Melting Snowman Holding Up Sign card

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Corrie Kuipers

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Folded 5" x 7" greeting card

This anti-Christmas card shows a snowman in full existential crisis mode - he's literally melting away, creating a puddle around his base. His expression is one of resigned despair, with droopy eyes and a frown that says he's accepted his fate. He's still wearing his black top hat, but it's tilted at an angle that suggests he's given up trying to maintain his dignity. The most darkly humorous touch is the wooden sign he's holding that reads "SEND HELP (AND ICE)" - a desperate plea that acknowledges both his immediate physical predicament and the futility of his situation. The warm, golden-orange background suggests unseasonably warm weather or climate change effects, making this snowman's plight even more poignant. The text "MERRY WHATEVER. I'M MELTING." perfectly captures the attitude of someone who's completely checked out of holiday festivities and is dealing with their own problems.