Anti Christmas Melancholy Snowman with Flask card

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Corrie Kuipers

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Folded 5" x 7" greeting card

This is a darkly humorous anti-Christmas card featuring a melancholy snowman with a distinctly un-festive attitude. The snowman has a dejected expression with droopy eyes and a frown, wearing a black top hat and orange knit scarf. He's holding a metal flask in one stick arm, clearly containing something stronger than hot cocoa. The scene is set against a snowy, overcast winter backdrop that feels more bleak than magical. The text at the bottom reads "COLD HEART. WARMER VODKA." in bold orange letters with a black outline, playing on the contrast between the traditional warm, cheerful Christmas sentiment and this snowman's cynical, alcohol-fueled approach to getting through the winter season. It's the kind of card you'd give to someone who appreciates dark humor and isn't particularly enthusiastic about the holidays - perfect for those who find traditional Christmas cheer a bit too saccharine and prefer their winter greetings with a shot of reality (and vodka).