Anti Christmas Angry Snowman Gets Peed On by Dog card

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Corrie Kuipers

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Folded 5" x 7" greeting card

This anti-Christmas card features a snowman who's absolutely livid about an unfortunate "accident" - there's a small mutt sitting next to him. The snowman is wearing a black top hat and green scarf, his face twisted in fury with narrowed, angry eyes and a scowl that could melt ice. The evidence of the crime is clearly visible: yellow stains on both the snowman's lower body and in the snow around him, indicating the little dog has used him as a very convenient outdoor bathroom. The text "SEASON'S FREAKIN' GREETINGS" in bold yellow letters captures that moment when holiday cheer gets completely derailed by life's less pleasant realities. It's the perfect card for anyone who wants to acknowledge that the holidays don't always go as planned, and sometimes you just have to deal with a bunch of crap - literally.