Anti Christmas Angry Gingerbread Face Plant in Icing card

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Corrie Kuipers

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Folded 5" x 7" greeting card

This darkly humorous anti-Christmas card shows a gingerbread man "crime scene" - a cookie lying flat in a puddle of white icing that resembles a body outline, surrounded by scattered colorful candy pieces like evidence. The scene is photographed from above on a wooden surface, creating an eerily realistic crime scene aesthetic. The cheerful gingerbread border provides stark ironic contrast to the macabre scene. Bold yellow text reads "RUN, RUN, AS FAST AS I DON'T CARE" - a cynical twist on the classic "Run, run, as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man!" nursery rhyme, but with complete apathy replacing the original's playful defiance. This card captures ultimate holiday indifference with morbid humor, perfect for someone who wants to express their complete lack of enthusiasm for Christmas festivities through dark comedy that subverts childhood fairy tale expectations.