Anti Christmas Agressive Snowman Wielding Shovel card

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Corrie Kuipers

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Folded 5" x 7" greeting card

This anti-Christmas card features an aggressively annoyed snowman who's clearly reached his breaking point with the winter season. He's wearing dark sunglasses and has a deeply irritated frown, wielding a snow shovel in a threatening manner as if he's about to use it as a weapon rather than a tool. The snowman's body language screams frustration and barely contained rage - he's gripping that shovel with both stick arms in a way that suggests he's ready to take out his winter woes on someone or something. The falling snow around him seems less like a peaceful winter wonderland and more like the final straw that's pushed him over the edge. The text "NOT ANOTHER FLAKE!" in bold orange letters plays on the double meaning of "flake" - both as in snowflakes (which he's clearly sick of) and as slang for an unreliable or annoying person. It's the perfect sentiment for someone who's absolutely done with winter weather, holiday stress, or dealing with flaky people during the season.