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Funny Efficient Valentine’s Day Card
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Inside Text: I’m skipping the man, and going straight for the box of chocolates!
Artist: Karyn Lewis
Artist Notes: Single for Valentine's Day? This funny Valentine's Day just for girls is sure to cheer you up. Card features a cute, sassy illustrated girl who says, This year I'm making Valentine's Day more efficient... The inside reads: I'm skipping the man and going straight for the box of chocolates!
Product Id: 335344
Chocolate Covered Ants Valentines Day Card
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Inside Text: Ant Valentine’s Day great?
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Nothing says "love" like a chocolate-covered-ants Valentine's Day card from NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1090698
Cut You Funny Cupid Card for Valentine’s Day card
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Inside Text: Happy Valentine’s Day.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: We will cut you if you don't buy this funny Valentine's Day card from NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1090820
Anti-Valentine’s Angry Cat, white Persian. Green-e…
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Inside Text: You can take your Valentine’s Day and your red roses and your soppy love songs and your expensive chocolates and you can stick them where the sun don’t shine. See if I care. Actually, on second thought, the chocolates are MINE.
Artist: Micklyn Le Feuvre
Artist Notes: A close up photograph of an angry, green-eyed, white Persian cat's face. The cat is frowning and looks cross. Text reads: Who are you calling a green-eyed monster? A cute and funny Anti-Valentine / Vinegar Valentine to let someone know exactly what you think of Valentine's Day.
Product Id: 1039759
Shakespeare’s Not in Love Anti-Valentine’s Day car…
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Karyn Lewis
Artist Notes: Shakespeare's not in love this Valentine's Day. This funny anti-Valentine's Day card features a cartoon version of the bard getting ready to pen an anti V-Day sonnet. Above him, a speech bubble reads, Methinks Valentine's Day doth sucketh.
Product Id: 346389
Anti-Valentine’s Day Card
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Inside Text: Candy goes on sale the next day.
Artist: A E Ivey
Product Id: 614459
Screw Valentine’s Day Anti-Valentine Card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Scarebaby Design
Artist Notes: Sometimes you just want to say screw it to all the hearts and flowers and saccharine sweetness of Valentine's Day. Now you can, with a Screw Valentine's Day card. Send it as an e-card to your friends, buy the paper card to send to your enemies! Great for Goth buddies too!
Product Id: 129657
Feb. 14th Anti-Valentine card
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Inside Text: And tomorrow is February 15th.
Artist: Sensual Moments
Artist Notes: If you want to make this sentiment stronger, feel free to change the inside text. Thank you.
Product Id: 359551
Cupid Got Shot card
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Inside Text: Happy Anti-Valentine’s Day
Artist: gravityx9
Product Id: 546533
BROKEN HEART card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Monica Palermo
Product Id: 147453
Anti-valentine’s day, bloody heart card
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Inside Text: Let’s bitch-slap that cupid kid.
Artist: Evelyn Mancino
Artist Notes: An anti-valentine's day card featuring a heart drawn in blood. You may change the inside text free of charge.
Product Id: 739395
Amusing anti-Valentine flowery message cartoon car…
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Inside Text: Guess what you’re not getting for Valentine’s Day. Me.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: Some Valentine's Days aren't all flowers and candy. The cartoon scene might suggest a new business model for someone ...
Product Id: 1359272
Grrr Valentine’s Day card
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Inside Text:
Artist: Bobbi Holmes
Artist Notes: You can change or edit the text inside the card!
Product Id: 514549
Anti-Valentine’s Angry Cat, white Persian. Valenti…
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Inside Text: Let’s us single cats go and have us some fun.
Artist: Micklyn Le Feuvre
Artist Notes: A close up photograph of an angry white Persian cat's face. The cat is frowning and looks cross. Text reads: "Valentine's Day. Meh." Inside text: Let's us single cats go and have us some fun! A cute and funny Anti-Valentine / Vinegar Valentine to send your single friends.
Product Id: 1039757
Thinking of you on Valentine’s Day - Heart of Flow…
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Gerda Steiner
Artist Notes: This card shows a lot of different colorful flowers in the shape of a heart. A nice way to wish Happy Valentines Day to someone, who likes flowers.
Product Id: 896414
Heart3 (barbed heart) card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Sean M.
Product Id: 132550
Heart (barbed heart) card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Sean M.
Product Id: 132554
Prince Charming Card
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Inside Text: So let’s go and check out the other tadpoles in the pond
Artist: Nikki Cutro
Artist Notes: Whether it be a divorce, bad breakup or your best friend alone on Valentine's Day, let her know that you are there for her in your own little way A 13 Black Cats Designs Original
Product Id: 335785
AntiValentine Bitch - Retro card
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Inside Text: Just practicing my Anti-Valentine’s Day routine. Thank you for your cooperation.
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 536609
Anti Valentine Day Card -- Chocolate is all you Ne…
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Inside Text: ... to enjoy Valentine’s Day is some great chocolate. Don’t let anybody kid you (today is not about love) it is about CHOCOLATE! Happy Chocolate Day
Artist: Kathy Henis
Artist Notes: It is all about the chocolate!
Product Id: 555107
Thank you for broken heart anti Valentine’s Day ca…
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Inside Text: Just in time for Valentine’s Day. Thank You!
Artist: Margaret Chayka
Artist Notes: Thank you for the broken heart anti Valentine's Day card for cynics, broken hearted lasses or lads or just to show Mr. or Ms. Jerkface how mean he or she's been. Modern stick figure with broken heart with bandage or bandaid.
Product Id: 747916
Heart n Thorns card
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Inside Text: Love is not always Rainbows & Fluffy Bunnies. Happy Anti-Valentine’s Day!
Artist: FunGraphix
Product Id: 559935
Love Stinks, Let’s Drink Anti-Valentines Day card
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Inside Text: Happy Anti-Valentine’s Day!
Artist: Star Stream Design
Artist Notes: Do you hate Valentine's Day and all the happy couples? This card features the headline "Love Stinks, Let's Drink!" with a heart crossed out for the "O" in "Love", and a cocktail in place of the "I" in "Drink".
Product Id: 1205248
No Ties That Bind Humor Anti Valentine’s Day Card
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Inside Text: Lucky Bitch! Happy Valentine’s Day!
Artist: Tammy Moody
Artist Notes: Image courtesy of T Moody
Product Id: 543549
Anti-Valentine Key Card
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Inside Text: the bitter, angry, dark part Unhappy Anti-Valentine’s Day
Artist: Nikki Cutro
Artist Notes: Inside verse can be changed or added to - A 13 Black Cats Designs Original
Product Id: 449044
Anti-Valentine’s Day Cartoon Goldfish card
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Inside Text: I didn’t FLOUNDER and quickly found someone BETTA! So, kiss my BASS, SUCKER! Have a CRAPPIE Valentine’s Day!
Artist: graphicdoodles
Artist Notes: The inside of this card can be changed: Words, font, size and color. I would be happy to change the words for you on the front.
Product Id: 547880
Black Valentine card
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Inside Text: That’s all I’ve got to say about Valentine’s Day.
Artist: Sensual Moments
Artist Notes: Please feel free to personalize your card by changing the inside text. Thank you.
Product Id: 359570
Trojan Horse Valentine card
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Inside Text: Valentine, I would LOVE to pull out your cheating HEART and stomp it like you did mine! KISS my butt, DARLING. I PROMISE I will feel like this FOREVER!
Artist: Sensual Moments
Artist Notes: Please feel free to personalize your card by changing the inside text. Thank you.
Product Id: 359565
Valentine Words card
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Inside Text: Go Screw Yourself!!!!!
Artist: Sensual Moments
Artist Notes: If you want to make this sentiment stronger, feel free to change the inside text. Thank you.
Product Id: 359517
Valentine Schmalentine card
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Inside Text: Who needs Valentine’s Day, anyway? Happy February 14th!
Artist: Greetings from Anne
Original image by:
Krakenimages.com/Bigstock.com
Artist Notes: Little girl wants nothing to do with Valentine's Day, saying, "Valentine, Schmalentine!" and "Who needs Valentine's Day, anyway?" on the inside
Product Id: 1512570
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