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Christmas Humor Hope You Get Everything You Want Within Reason card
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| 2 - 4* | $3.39 |
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| 10 - 24 | $3.09 |
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Inside Text:
Hope you get everything
you want this holiday season,
within reason.
Merry Christmas!
you want this holiday season,
within reason.
Merry Christmas!
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Product ID:
1707600
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In Stock - Ships the next business day
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Size:
Folded 5" x 7" greeting card
Artist Notes:
Christmas humor. A young kid with a wish list sits on Santa´s knee. Santa says, Sorry to interupt, but that´s supposed to be a a toy wish list - not people you want dead. Inside reads, Hope you get everything you want this holiday season, within reason. Merry Christmas! A deliciously dark funny card for these stressful, politically polarized times. God help our kids!
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