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Strange Sound Birthday Humor Metabolism Dying Getting Older card

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Strange Sound Birthday Humor Metabolism Dying Getting Older card
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Strange Sound Birthday Humor Metabolism Dying Getting Older card
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Inside Text:
It's your metabolism dying!
Another delightful gift of aging.

You can worry about calories tomorrow.
Eat your cake and enjoy your special day!

Happy Birthday!
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M.S. Rosso
Original image by: Krakenimages.com/Bigstock.com
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Folded 7" x 5" greeting card
Artist Notes:
People heard it, did you? A line of curious people cupping their ears to hear the strange sound. Once you get to a certain age it's basically inevitable - when you turn 40 maybe 50 if you're lucky. That sound is your metabolism dying! Ignore it on the birthday and enjoy a slice of cake. Send this to someone who enjoys the humor of getting older and counting (or not counting calories).
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