Crybaby Cowboy Funny Getting Older Birthday Card for him card

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Folded 5" x 7" greeting card

So, this tough-as-nails cowboy is out there smack in the middle of a great day and suddenly it hits him like an empty cooler. It’s his birthday and he’s another year closer to death. Young still, sure. But definitely not a kid anymore. So this crappy feeling that worked its way up his back has now taken control of the waterworks and he’s crying like a frigging baby and wiping his tears away hoping to make whatever it is that’s come over him stop before one of his buddies sees him and starts giving him shit about it, which, truthfully, he kind of deserves, being such a weepy dumb pussy and all.