Funny Birthday Not Aging Just Upgrading card

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1 - 1*	$3.89
2 - 4*	$3.39
5 - 9	$3.19
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50 - 99	$2.59
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200 - 499*	$2.19
500 - 999*	$1.79
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Folded 5" x 7" greeting card

Getting older? Think of it as an upgrade! This funny birthday greeting features the playful message “Not Aging Just Upgrading” paired with “Happy Birthday” in a mix of bold lettering and casual handwritten script. Dusty mauve and soft blush pink vertical stripes frame a creamy, wavy label for a retro-inspired look that feels fresh and modern. A cheerful choice for someone who appreciates clever humor, stylish typography, and a positive take on getting older. Send birthday wishes that celebrate another year with a smile.