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Congratulations on Your Vasectomy card
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Inside Text: You’re having no more children. To that your wife says "thanks." There’s no reason not to practice, and start shooting all those blanks.
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 57911
Vasectomy Congratulations card
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Inside Text: Anyway. Hop it works out for ya. I mean "hope." (Darn typos)
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 394835
Humorous get well vasectomy and treatment decision…
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Inside Text: Feel better soon from your vasectomy surgery. As with Lennie, we’re pulling for you!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: The cartoon HMO decisions are like my real-life ones - very expensive treatments or an extra dose of pain. I hope your medical decisions are easy.
Product Id: 1490100
An amusing vasectomy get well, feel better cartoon…
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Inside Text: I hope you feel better shortly from the vasectomy. You’re lucky in a way, being one of the few that won’t need the “Cone of Shame.” Get well soon, “Shorty”!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: The sentiment is a get well, feel better wish to some man who has a particularly personal procedure done ... the installation of the "Cone of Shame". It's more embarrassing than a vasectomy.
Product Id: 1353818
Bust a Nut Vasectomy Get Well Humor card
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Inside Text: I just bust a nut! Here’s to a speedy recovery after your vasectomy.
Artist: © Sue Nollmeyer
Artist Notes: Spread a little fun with this Vasectomy Humor Get Well card with a colorful photograph of a walnut bursting forth out of its shell accompanied by the words, Every time I think of you ... I just bust a nut!
Product Id: 916393
Vasectomy Get Well Soon Humorous Vasectomy Card
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Inside Text: But... Congratulations on your Vasectomy!
Artist: © Cheryl M Hall
Artist Notes: MANY MORE CARDS AVAILABLE IN MY STORE
Product Id: 577608
Get Well Vasectomy card
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Inside Text: You may be out of bullets, but you can still aim the thing. Perhaps. Get Well Soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 438528
Feel Better / Vasectomy card
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Inside Text: Hope you feel better soon from your VASECTOMY!
Artist: Gail Pepin
Artist Notes: This is a feel better card for someone who had a vasectomy. 061811
Product Id: 829934
Get Well Vasectomy II - Funny card
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Inside Text: You may be out of bullets, but you can still aim the thing. Perhaps. Get well soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 489819
Funny off-color vasectomy feel better and recover …
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Inside Text: You’ve had your years together and now you’re separated, so to speak. I imagine you’ll get everything back together after finally reaching those heavenly gates. Congrats and feel better on your trip to sterility.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: The two old dog companions are hanging around the dog house discussing heavenly rewards. The card verse is a get well and feel better after the vasectomy.
Product Id: 1396648
Get Well Vasectomy - Funny card
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Inside Text: Now that your tool has been cleaned and sterilized, we now have to work on your dirty mind. Get well soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 489818
Vasectomy, Pug card
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Inside Text: Did you get your homework done? So we can go play AFTER you recover? Thanks for getting neutered. You are my hero. And just think, a vasectomy only has to happen once to be effective. Good Job, DAWG!
Artist: Nadine Archer Allen
Artist Notes: This is my cousin Sue's sweet pug. When you purchase this card, you have the option of adding a message on the inside to personalize it and make it your own.
Product Id: 732373
Vasectomy Congratulations card
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Inside Text: Too much information! Best of luck in your recovery!
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 396971
Humorous vasectomy congrats and Veterinarian carto…
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Inside Text: Maybe the neutering will help with the night prowling ... Congratulations on getting your vasectomy!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: The cartoon discussion is about getting the client trying to save money by grouping her cat and husband. Some of my relatives are trying to get a group rate for our cousins and I'm chipping in for that, believe me. The cartoon art was inspired by our neighbor, Charlie the Strange, and his cats.
Product Id: 1228876
Get Well Vesectomy - Crowd card
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Inside Text: We are on the edge of our seats! Get Well Soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 769771
Vasectomy - Bandage - Get Well card
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Inside Text: Sending you warm wishes for a speedy recovery
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Artist Notes: 3 smiling kawaii (= cute) adhesive bandages stacked on top of each other on a light blue stripe pattern on white background with the text "Good luck with your Vasectomy".
Product Id: 973883
Funny Get Better from Vasectomy, You’re Milkin’ It…
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Inside Text: Just kidding. Rest, heal and get better soon.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Artist Notes: Cheer someone up who has had a vasectomy. First accuse them of "milking it," then wish them a speedy recovery.
Product Id: 1433960
Amusing high pants vasectomy get well wishes carto…
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Inside Text: VASECTOMY? You’ll be feeling fine and wearing your pants even higher soon! CONGRATULATIONS on your incision decision!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: The cartoon room doctor has just solved a mystery. The patient in the high water pants may have also saved a bundle on a vasectomy. The card congratulates a man on the decision to have it done.
Product Id: 1377054
Vasectomy - Scrub Bear - Get Well card
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Inside Text: Sending you warm wishes for a speedy recovery
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 822995
Get Well Soon Card, For Vasectomy, Mountain Lake c…
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Inside Text: Take the time you need to rest, relax and get your body back in balance. You are loved and needed by too many for you to do any less.
Artist: Michael Peychich
Artist Notes: A beautiful scene from Montana with blue skies,pine forest, mountains and a refreshing cool river make a wonderful backdrop for your get well message.
Product Id: 1268680
Vasectomy Get Well - Retro card
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Inside Text: The last time they put a knife down there in that region, you saw what happened, right? Oh well, I trust you knew what you were doing. Get well soon.
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 437299
Feel Better Vasectomy Dog Playing Piano Illustrati…
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Inside Text: "You’ve done a good thing!" Wishing you a speedy recovery with your vasectomy. Feel better soon!
Artist: C.A.Teresa
Artist Notes: A humorous feel better card for anyone who just had a vasectomy. An original hand illustrated desin print by artist c.a.teresa to send your best wishes for a speedy recovery. This card can be personalized on the inside with any name, your own message o upload a photo at no extra cost to you!
Product Id: 658357
Vasectomy Congrats card
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Inside Text: They can reverse these ya know. Just a thought. Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: Need a variation, let me know! - TOM RENT.
Product Id: 382232
Amusing off-color vasectomy recovery cartoon card
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Inside Text: Long story short, wishing you a speedy recovery from the vasectomy!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: The cartoon doctor in the OR must have missed a couple classes in nomenclature. The vasectomy patient doesn't care what it's called as long as everything is put back in place. The verse offers wishes for a short recovery, so to speak.
Product Id: 1376148
Recover quickly from Your Vasectomy, Orange Roses …
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Inside Text: . . . take all the time you need to rest, relax and recover. Sending warm thoughts and wishes for a speedy recovery your way. Feel Better Soon.
Artist: Michael Peychich
Artist Notes: This beautiful slightly fading image of a yellow and orange rose on a burlap background make a very nice get well card for someone who had a vasectomy.
Product Id: 1264142
Get Well, Vasectomy, sick horse with blue blanket …
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Inside Text: Hope you’re up galloping again real soon!
Artist: Laurie Schneider
Artist Notes: Wish someone well who is recovering from a vasectomy with a card featuring an adorable horse with a blue blanket and harness on a gradient background saying he feels crappy. Inside like all GCU cards can be personalized by you if you wish.
Product Id: 1223090
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