Defoliated Fluffy Hairless Cat Funny Friendship Card

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Folded 5" x 7" greeting card

Once a fearless hunter of rats, Fluffy, a once proud and beautiful Persian cat, now looks like one. Completely hairless due to her owner accidentally using defoliating instead of exfoliating shampoo, Fluffy covers her eyes in disgrace and appears to be weeping. In the background is the scene of the crime, a shiny freestanding bathtub with chrome hand nozzle. The floor is black and white checkerboard tile and if this was a game of checkers, Fluffy has definitely lost.