Adam Eve Sarcasm Before Penis Envy Funny Friendship Card

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Folded 5" x 7" greeting card

You know the drill. A guy sees his reflection in the water, in the mirror, whatever, and suddenly he thinks he’s God’s gift to women. Worse, he thinks women are envious of him and his endowment. Freud didn’t help much. In fact he fueled the fire of male self-adoration by inventing the concept of “penis envy” — in what? about 1900 or so? In other words more than a few years after Eve invented sarcasm. Help set the timeline straight with this funny woman-to-woman friendship card. Only from FunnyBone Greetings.