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Retirement Congrats from Coworker Funny You Can't Leave Me Here card
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2 - 4* | $3.39 |
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10 - 24 | $3.09 |
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50 - 99 | $2.59 |
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500 - 999* | $1.79 |
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Inside Text:
BUT HEY!
Don't worry about ME!
Go ahead and RETIRE!
Enjoy your life of FREEDOM
while I keep slaving away.
It's okay! REALLY!
(Seriously, I AM happy for you,
but you sure will be missed!)
CONGRATS ON YOUR RETIREMENT!
Don't worry about ME!
Go ahead and RETIRE!
Enjoy your life of FREEDOM
while I keep slaving away.
It's okay! REALLY!
(Seriously, I AM happy for you,
but you sure will be missed!)
CONGRATS ON YOUR RETIREMENT!
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1738086
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Folded 5" x 7" greeting card
Artist Notes:
Congratulate someone on their retirement with this fun typography style card which jokingly states, "Ahem, So you know? Most days, you working here is the ONLY reality that prevents me from sliding into OBLIVION!!" in bold white, yellow, and black letters on turquoise background. Type appears on notebook paper illustration with type accents and underlines. Inside can be customized with your own message.
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